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stubblyhead posted:

This was my first exposure to the WWW



Tschitani 10 represent

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Magnus Praeda posted:

Sorry it's a Facebook grab, but the commentary from a senator made it even funnier.



And a link to the article: http://tinyurl.com/ofofpbn


How viral is this? I'm not too far away I figured it was just locals posting about it

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mds2 posted:

They will make you ,your own, personal, pizza.

Something that's baked on stone ware, but not to share

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I just found out that chuck tingle lives 2 1/2 hours east of where I live. I may have to make a pilgrimage to meet one of the most revolutionary and defining authors of our time.

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Birb Katter posted:

I can see how the joke becomes funny but can't see how the steps to get there actually happen. Maybe it's a culture thing or something.

ninja edit: the simpsons joke that is.

Holy crap.



This, too, is a funny sign, using wordplay of a slightly different nature. You see, there is a popular website on the internet which specializes in pornography called "Porn Hub". They have taken this popular pornography websites signature logo and changed the original first word, "Porn", to "Corn", the product that their food stand specializes in. Not only does the word "Corn" rhyme with the word "Porn", it has the same amount of letters. This allows it to be easily interchanged with the original website's logo.

Although at face value the sign simply lets anyone passing by know that they are in the business of selling corn (they are a "hub" for "corn"), the humor comes,for those in the know, from seeing the logo from an xxx-rated website in a rather public venue, in which it would not normally be seen.

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I'm posting this because I have a request for an image...I saw it back when I first saw this one. Possibly on SA, I don't remember. But it was another absurd musical score, titled something to do with the devil or hell, and it consisted of a massive rest, followed by one note, another rest, and another note. I believe the rests were on the order of tens of thousands of years due to the time signature and ridiculous number of measures.

I showed this to my girlfriend, and was telling her about the long rest one and can't for the life of me find it.

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The title definitely had something to do with the devil or hell. The rests were like 639 or 871 or other absurd measures. Time signature was like 578/4. I don't remember actual numbers but that's the gist.

Also "like a dirigible", "gradually become agitated", and "remove cattle from stage" are my favorite lines from faeries air and death waltz.

Edit: I promise I Google image searches for like a half hour before asking here, all sorts of different wording for absurd, unplayable sheet music, score. It seems it is lost in the internet.

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These are pro clicks of you haven't read them before. Really just a fascinating meltdown.

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Hyperlynx posted:

Post some motherfucking funny pictures. If I want depressing racial politics I'll watch the news.

Thank you for the excellent funny picture that you provided. Thank you for not just whining about others lack of posting funny pictures without posting a funny picture yourself, as that would be downright silly.

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/8W8AaZY.jpg:nws:

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RyokoTK posted:

yes, why bother posting indeed


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GWBBQ posted:

Living here, Grump seems like a pretty good name for Connecticut.

Agreed. Got out of there as soon as I could. Pizza aside, iving in the Rockies is way better in every aspect.

That and the oysters just don't compare.

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Facebook Aunt posted:

It's a sailboat.

It's a schooner, stupidhead

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Who is the woman on the bottom left?

Also that would have been perfect with just Cosby rising up in the center. He's got the perfect predator face.

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I feel like it's painfully obvious what's going on, I guess I just don't understand how she wound up with such a massive negative balance. Any visa gift card I've seen is just for a certain amount and they don't have any of your info, it just cuts you off whenever you are out of money on it.

E: New page. I suppose I've got a few to dump.





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Ah that's great I went to high school with Mark. I knew Kirby Jenner was getting big, I didn't realize it was Something Awful Dot Com big

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im pooping! posted:

Me mom swears she worked with a person who knew someone named Shithead(pronounced she-theed) but I called her out on it because it's impossible to believe and she has no proof. True story

I think that's a Lewis Black bit. Along with rear end in a top hat (ah-shole-ah)

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Drunk Driver Dad posted:

Someone on my FB named their daughter Stormageddon. I googled it and it's a doctor who thing. Someone post that comic with the parents slamming their baby's face with a nintendo controller yelling "Be me!!"

Hahaha that's awesome I just got a kitten and named him stormageddon(ruler of all). But we call him stormy.

For the record my girlfriend and I both enjoy doctor who, but not enough to bother telling most people the cats full name and explaining the joke. Also it's a cat, holy poo poo why would you name a human that.

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This is the dumbest loving derail

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HiHo ChiRho posted:

Psh JD Robb ain't got nuthin on Chuck Tingle:

This led me to an Amazon search of Chuck tingle, and every set of reviews that I looked at is like all 5s and then one or two 1 star reviews from people who had no idea what they were getting into

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I would eat pineapple and whatever salty pork product pizza but would not order it.

Pineapple on its own, however, is a champion amongst fruits.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Yet another victim of the one sided pizza....when will humanity accept the superiority of the calzone?

Calzones are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them.

Good day sir.

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The best part is Clinton's unzipped fly

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Why are all of those clothes that expensive. Most of them don't look very good, or functional. I get a bunch of my clothes that are built sturdy and with merino wool and stuff for hiking and general back country things, and I thought that stuff was pricy. At least it's pricy for a reason. Sheesh.

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Solice Kirsk posted:

Butte is a fine city and I will not have it compared to the likes of both farts and poop. Goodday sir!

Butte is a garbage city.

Good day to you.

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BOOTY-ADE posted:

It's a dictator :haw:

I can't believe this took like 20 posts

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Blendy posted:

I think they made one that's just for you to program to do whatever you want it to do to like teach kids to program.

I have one for cat litter because having the UPS guy drop 40 lbs of litter at my door beats running to the store.

I'm a little late to this conversation, but this made me look at Amazon cat litter, that's a good idea. Amazon suggested one of the buy it noe buttons in the "buy these together" segment at the bottom. I seriously can't believe those things cost money. Its a button that locks a customer in to buying only your product, and regularly, without having to think about it or money (since you never look at any card or cash) why wouldn't they just send anyone who buys that poo poo on Amazon , or at least give an option to add one for free, so you don't waste a ton on people who don't want them. Or charge a penny if you have to to make it an official purchase. I'm seriously blown away that those things aren't just given away.

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That makes sense. I didn't click on it, I was so surprised to see the $5 price tag that I had to immediately alert the Post Your Favorite Funny Pictures thread at Something Awful Dot Com.

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That got me I laughed really hard

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I'm a milennial who has a decent paying job and works hard for 50-70 hours per week. My very favorite thing is my friends on Facebook, largely holdovers from high school who I havent bothered to delete, who post all sorts of memes and articles that talk down about millenials, while being millenials themselves.

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Dudeabides posted:

You neglected the most Philly of all of them.



It's what you call a toilet in Boston

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I usually don't quote without reading the rest of the thread but this is where you go for a steamed ham (cheeseburger) and potatoes

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Data Graham posted:

Yeah, white chocolate.

A couple of pages ago, but real white chocolate should have plenty of cocoa butter in it. Just no cocoa solids. Cocoa butter has a killer mouth feel, plus the aroma and flavor of cocoa. It's just the cheap/lovely stuff that has no chocolate whatsoever. Like how garbage milk chocolate (Hershey's etc) will have cocoa solids, but use partially hydrogenated soybean oil or whatever and not cocoa butter, garbage white chocolate winds up with no chocolate whatsoever and is just a sweet white mass of corn syrup and horrible oils created in a lab.

That doesn't mean there's no such thing as real white chocolate that does, in fact, contain part of the cocoa bean. It just doesn't have the brown part that everyone associates chocolate with.

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