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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

bobjr posted:



I wonder how long he stayed like that. Like did he do anything, or just sat like that screaming for help.

I like how, instead of trying to get up, or regain whatever shred of dignity he may have left, dude is still reaching for another carton of sweet nourishing fructose-syrup.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Josef bugman posted:

Do you know our Secretary of Education had the utter balls to say that Blackadder Goes Forth was unpatriotic and showed a "narrow view" of the First World War.

Unmitigated arse that he is.

Which part did he disagree with? The part where the series posits that "war is bad", or the part where it posits "the enlisted men suffer"?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I think this is sweet. Sure his hobby is weird, but he looks like he washes, has clean clothes, and to take said photos he has to go outside.

Be proud of your photos weird street light man.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:




Did you also notice Taylor Swift herself? And Hermione?

And Delta Goodrem, and some famous model whose name I don't know, and two others on the right who I am assuming are fans.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The MSJ posted:

That's stupid. Fiddler crabs use their small claws for manipulating stuff. The large claw is for ritual fighting and picking up chicks.

I dunno man, that chick there looks good to go.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

ricky gervais is a knob.

Yes, yes he is. But he is a glorious knob, and I love him for it. Hooray for his mean-spirited Golden Globes hosting. Hooray I say..

And Karl is an ignorant knowledge hating stick in the mud moron. If I hadn't met people like that, I would be sure he was a character.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I love how even the anti-sexual harassment poster has to have a sexualized 'babe' on it.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Mogomra posted:



Why aren't they directed at the people doing the harassment?

It is though? The poster is saying to the neckbearded potential harrasser "Even though that woman is dressed up all "sexy"-like, you can't go groping her."

It is also saying to both gropers and gropees that when an instance of unconsentual groping happens, the victim has avenues of justice to pursue, and the perpetrator will be punished.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Lies! We all know it's ice cream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbYWhdLO43Q

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Acne Rain posted:

beep beep special delivery


They're not in a bag, how can I eat all of them?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

NotAnArtist posted:

Shut the gently caress up you horrible nerds

IDGI. Where's the pun?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

"My better half"
"Her indoors"
"The old ball and chain"
"She who must be obeyed" (Although I like this one as it is a reference to Rumpole of the Bailey)

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I was looking at the change in direction, so I didn't immediately notice the spelling.

I is a fool.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Kakairo posted:

Wrong, wrong, and wrong.



Where are the other 5?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

That's terrible. :mad:


That's hilarious. :haw:



I've said this before, but notice that as he is falling, rather than try and get back in his mobility scooter, or try to regain any dignity he may have possessed, he continues to reach for the sweet sweet sugar water that he craves.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Why 12? If the kid had come out as transgender would he have eaten 13?

Did he have the tacos at teh ready? Or after the coming out did he have to cook/prepare them all?

I have so many questions.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

My issue with the Freud poo poo is taht he takes the Oedipus story, and makes it all about loving your mum.

True, Oedipus does end up loving his mum in the story, but it's not about that. It's about the inevitability of destiny, and how you can't fight your fate, in fact teh very steps you take to avoid your destiny are the ones that lead you further along it's path.

Also, the killing of his dad and the loving of his mum are portrayed as VERY VERY bad things. Things so bad that they cause a plague on the kingdom, and once Oedipus realizes what he has done, he stabs himself in the eyes.

Also I have issue with the fact that Freud thinks that baby boys think baby girls are just boys whose penises havent grown yet and adult women are men whose penises were chopped off at some point, and that baby girls think the same. Basically ignoring any sort of female thought and agency, and putting it all through the prism of the penis.

Anyway, heres a picture of Sylvester Stallone making a funny face.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


The best part of this is the woman in the back turning away so she doesn't have to see the attempt at human emotion/domestic violence.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I initially read that as sweatpantsecretion.com. I don't know which is worse.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I was named after a West Indian cricketer of the 70s, as was my brother. I was named after an elegant left handed batsman and my brother after a right handed fast bowler.

It breaks my fathers heart that I bowl medium pace, and my brother opens the batting.

To keep it vaguely related here is a photo of WG Grace destroying some people with his laser eyes.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Baron von Eevl posted:

I'm partial to the part where the judge just keeps yelling the word "yelling."

Also when he tells a defendant that he "looks like a queer."

And then backs down. ie "I didn't call you a queer, I just said you looked like one."

I mean this judge is so ridiculously unprofessional. From the casual homophobia, to suggesting that the dude gets enough rape/sex in prison, to yelling and threatening the guy with 10 years remand just for being mouthy.

I am not defending the defendant here, this guy seems like a total fuckman, (which is a great new insult I have added to my vocabulary), but if you are a judge, even in Georgia, show some professionalism.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


If dude is so intent on staying cool, why is he wearing long socks?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

a kitten posted:

The only good (and it's very good) capitalism game is Recettear. Actually, Adventure Capitalism describes it very well.


Re: Capitalism


There are many things to be angry about in this picture, but it is the incorrect apostrophe placement that gets me the most.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Mr Bean is Awesome. Rowan Atkinson is/was a masterful physical comedian.

I use clips of it in my ESL classes all the time, the kids love it.

But for content: Happy America day to the Americans out there!



BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

PittTheElder posted:

Mr. Bean is amazing, but this seems like a strange choice.

Very little language. Easy to understand antics. Childish humour. I teach low-middle level elementary students.

Without going in to too much detail, One of the things I do is show a clip and then ask the kids to describe what he is doing. "He is playing golf.", "He is at the hospital." etc. Or I can use it to elicit different adjectives. "Mr Bean is funny. Mr Bean is ugly. Mr bean is angry. Mr Bean is selfish." etc.

Makes a nice break from teh stupid textbook they make me use.

VVVVV I use the one in the hospital most often VVVVV

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I always took Mickey to be the nicest of nice, the goodest of the good, bland milquetoast nice boy. The kind your grandmother would be happy to meet.

Minnie is with him because he is safe. Also because she is as bland as he is.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Sexist. That should say Madam.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Kramjacks posted:

What did he drop?

The beat.

DANCE PARTY!!!



BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Yeah. It's not cool to take photos of strangers without asking first.

I mean, it's rude to do it to a random on the street, so it's also rude do it to the weirdo dressed as Sephiroth.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Ok Fella posted:

Eh he has a point though. You should be able to dress up or cosplay or whatever as a character and have fun but let's be realistic here, if you're practically naked in public you're going to get some unwanted attention. That's just something that is going to happen regardless of your gender.

So, the organizers understand this sort of UNWANTED attention will happen, and use signs to inform the socially retarded would-be gropers to not do it.

I don't see what is so bad about a place putting up a "Hey, don't grope people or invade their space" sign in a place where people don't want to be groped of have their space invaded.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Hollismason posted:

Apparently he was addicted to porn.

Yeah. like the above poster said. Happy.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


This got me thinking: How does one spell "googly"? Is it "googly" like in cricket, or "googlie"? Or perhaps "Google-y" much like things that are similar to Google.

This is important.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

one googly thing, several things googly, "hey get the googlies"

easie peasie

But what if one's testicles were googly?

Would said testicles be "googly goolies" or "googlies"?

This is also important.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

wuffles posted:

I see this guy almost every day




riding eternal, shiny and chrome :black101: :patriot: :perfect:

I wonder about cars like these. Wouldn't they be hazards on a sunny day? With the sun shining off all of that reflective shiny chrome? Into the eyes of other road users etc.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


I'm the off-brand "Where's Wally" in the background

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.


Bubble bursts. Such is life.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

RatHat posted:

Well...I had sex with your wife!

So did I. But I didn't have to pay.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Kwyndig posted:

Of course Election Day is handsome. All true buckaroos know that. :allears:

And white. And male.

Wrap it up Hillarailures, Tingle has spoken.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

sassassin posted:

A lot people don't know the difference between jokes and references. They just wait to see something they recognize then laugh on reflex.

It's something to do with the comfort of feeling like they belong.

There has been a series of movies based on this very thing. Epic Movie, Date Movie, Meet the Spartans etc. These films have no jokes, but instead reference more popular films, so teh auidience goes 'hey, I know what that's from! And it's a little different. Ha Ha Ha."

To contribute;



And as a bonus, look at LeBron James foot.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Wheat Loaf posted:

And furthermore:



But Jeb's wife can speak Spanish.

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