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You can't say a Russian doesn't know how to party.
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Feb 22, 2015 21:55
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I take comfort in the fact that we, as a species, have always found farts and dongs hilarious. It's somehow reassuring.
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Apr 23, 2015 15:05
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Wild T posted:Goddamn, Germany, is there anything you can't figure out how to do more efficiently? Spelling.
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May 21, 2015 03:21
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Phanatic posted:Sports journalism is hard: His mouth does look a little froggy when he's making that face, maybe the reporter got confused.
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Jun 9, 2015 02:23
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Jun 29, 2015 03:43
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Batman is also Shane McGowan in his spare time. To be fair, Shane's kind of got superpowers on his own. How that man hasn't died yet is beyond me, he almost puts Keith Richards to shame. He could put evildoers to sleep with a gentle, gravelly-voiced Irish lullaby  . Course, he'd probably stop for ten pints on the way to put them in jail, they'd wake up and escape, and the cycle would begin anew.
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Jul 28, 2015 16:33
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Dick Trauma posted:I can accept that he's in a tux and has that poo poo eating grin and an armful of mushrooms but why does he have that horn? Did he make a break from a recital to scoop up all that tasty fungus? I like to think he plays the trumpet at mushrooms to make them grow.
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Jul 31, 2015 00:27
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Master Twig posted:I... am going to be going to see this show. As someone who once sat through an evening of Nintendo-themed burlesque to support a friend, I feel your pain   . I was not nearly drunk enough.
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Aug 4, 2015 01:47
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HairyManling posted:Does this involve like sexy pikachus and koopa troopas or is it a comedy/variety show with Nintendo characters? I guess the latter could be funny if written well? If it's the former, isn't that just a furry convention? It was a little of both, and it was not written well.
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Aug 4, 2015 02:15
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:That must be one helluva friendship. Did they take a literal bullet for you?
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Aug 4, 2015 03:08
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The Spader-man/Robert Cop crossover is my favorite comic of all time.
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Aug 11, 2015 00:41
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Hell, I wanted that miniature giraffe that the uber-rich Russian dude had in that credit card commercial a few years back, and I was an adult.
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Aug 11, 2015 03:08
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Aug 13, 2015 21:43
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Guy poses as Target customer service on Facebook, responds to idiots upset about gender neutral toy aisles    
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Aug 15, 2015 00:19
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dpack_1 posted:Man it sucks these guys went with Amazon over Netflix. I dont wanna have to sign up to Prime just for one show but I miss their obviously scripted but still outright hilarious entertainment. (Off screen politics and bullshit aside) Honestly, Prime is pretty alright, even if they did recently remove all the free Comedy Central stuff. Worth it for HBO shows and free same-day or two hour delivery, imo.
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Aug 16, 2015 03:41
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True story: when I was in college, my roommate and I were walking home from a friend's place and found an oddly pristine copy of a 70's/80's gay porn mag called TIGHT rear end STUDS: 120 PAGES OF TIGHT YOUNG ASSES TAKING BIG HARD COCKS next to a dumpster. Because our natural curiosity about studs overrode our disgust at touching 30 year old porn we found next to a dumpster, we took it home. All the men had feathered hair, moustaches, tighty whities and knee high gym socks, and featured in exciting pictorial tales like "The Coach and the Rookie" "My New Cellmate" "Lonesome Cowpokes" and "Fun on the Lifeguard Stand". They all basically had the same plot: dude gets somehow manipulated into bending over in his tightie whiteys by another dude, is surprised to discover a penis entering his butt, gets upset for a minute, then decides he likes it. We made everyone who visited our apartment for the next year look at it with us. What I'm saying is, I don't know who's the stud and who has the big hard cock, but Larry and Julius are giving me serious "The Coach and the Rookie" flashbacks. Somebody's about to get bent over a locker room laundry bin.
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Aug 16, 2015 04:57
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Decrepus posted:Lonesome Bonesome. If TIGHT rear end STUDS had had someone as clever as you on their writing staff, it would still be with us today.
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Aug 17, 2015 00:54
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I'm apparently a screaming werewolf, I guess that makes me Moon Moon
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Aug 18, 2015 18:11
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Aug 30, 2015 16:42
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Snapchat A Titty posted:He's like one part Billy Ray Cyrus, one part Limahl of "Neverending Story" theme fame, and one part that guy with the peircings with the "come my lady, you're my butterfly" song. And one hundred percent either Turkish or Slavic. I can't make up my mind which.
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Sep 5, 2015 02:24
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Centripetal Horse posted:I hope this event grows at an outrageous pace, and ten years from now there are actually a million attendees who show up to party in homage to Mrs. Roper. Those caftans do look really drat comfy. I would totally day drink in one.
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Sep 7, 2015 03:36
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Choco1980 posted:what store is this that gets that particular with their horror organization? My dearly departed local video store used to do similar things, especially around holidays. Netflix and Prime are great, but drat do I sometimes miss that place.
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Sep 12, 2015 00:43
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syscall girl posted:I miss having a store that would stock Eraserhead and Evil Dead. Of course that was 15 years ago but it was a nice option in a small college town, Mine had a whole cult movies section, it was great. Plus the staff just really knew their poo poo, and always had really great recommendations. It was just kind of a cool place all around. When it finally gave up the ghost about three years ago, they actually had a candlelight vigil. I attended, and though it was the most eye-rollingly twee thing I've ever done (despite seeing Belle and Sebastian twice and The Decemberists three times), I couldn't not go. RIP Video Americain. I'm sorry I never worked up the guts to explore your weird curtained-off porn room
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Sep 12, 2015 01:07
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PaulBearer posted:Well, you are using Netflix and Prime, so YOU KILLED THEM I didn't start til they went out of business 
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Sep 12, 2015 13:11
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The only thing my stupid cat seems to be afraid of is the music of Tom Waits. I don't know if it's his voice or the percussion or what, but he'll wake up out of a sound sleep and leave the room if the man comes up on shuffle.
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Oct 5, 2015 23:41
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I think the baby who looks like she's trying to catch the bat is my favorite part. She just looks so determined.
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Oct 30, 2015 17:09
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RickVoid posted:That dog is heavily debating remaining man's best friend. The dog half may be having doubts, but the martini half remains steadfast in it's loyalty. I think we know who man's real best friend is.
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Oct 31, 2015 01:59
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cash crab posted:Iowa Hot = "There are onions in it." Whoa whoa whoa. Are you talking actual onions? Because that sounds like Nebraska talk, the fine folks of the Hawkeye State* stick to dehydrated onions, like God intended. *I had to look that up, because I know nothing about Iowa. What would a hawk even look at there?
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Nov 9, 2015 05:41
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Getting a hair conditioning treatment from someone driving a rape van is a really terrible idea.
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Nov 14, 2015 03:43
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John Big Booty in "Slaughtered in the Booty By My Inability To Read The Rest of The Page"
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Nov 14, 2015 05:14
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:The steam forums for Crusader Kings 2 are kind of amazing if you look at them out of context. These are just some of the reasons CK2 is probably my favorite game of all time 
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Nov 26, 2015 15:30
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:In previous iterations of CKII, everyone who died before the game began in 871 and died of natural causes died in childbirth, according to the game's code. I wish more characters died in childbirth. My wife just keeps pumping out babies like she doesn't know what a succession crisis is. Then I either have to get stabby or deny my lesser spawn a decent education so they don't think to rise up, and it wastes time I could have spent slaughtering infidels. The game totally makes you a terrible person, it's awesome.
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Nov 26, 2015 16:43
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china bot posted:like the burro, your penis will travel to every corner of your lover's grand canyon What if you have the kind of penis that needs a carrot dangled in front of it ?
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Mar 5, 2016 00:02
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Efexeye posted:That's noted Indy Wrestling Promoter Billy Corgan And his only friends, Patti the truck stop waitress and JJ, his weed dealer from high school
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Mar 14, 2016 01:48
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trickybiscuits posted:Holy poo poo, nose flutes are real? I thought they were just something weird in the Jenny Linsky books. http://nose-flute.blogspot.com/2012/06/persian-nose-flute.html Holy poo poo, someone else read the Jenny Linsky books?!?
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Mar 14, 2016 23:42
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Kwyndig posted:Used to have a cat that would do that. Something about that spot stimulates their brains in weird ways. My cat loudly and enthusiastically nibbles on her... front ankles, I guess? when you scratch the base of her tail. It's slightly disturbing.
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Apr 9, 2016 22:31
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hhhat posted:Someone explain it to me like I'm dumb Look at your av, then look back at the picture.
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Apr 13, 2016 23:29
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BrigadierSensible posted:I initially read that as sweatpantsecretion.com. I don't know which is worse. Well, one leads to the other.
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Jun 8, 2016 05:31
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Franchescanado posted:Arguably it's all been uphill since that song went off the radio You're forgetting the dark ages of rap metal. As we all wish we could.
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Jun 9, 2016 01:46
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