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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

These are the best.




This one hits close to home:


Stealth edit:

Buckets posted:

This picture always bugs me because it ignores the wheels.

I never even noticed them. :aaa:

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I'll be honest, I did not expect the last line. If it wasn't there, I could have assumed he was one of those fanatical atheists.

Edit:

Rolo posted:

I was not under the impression that he was being serious.
It's safest to assume he is.

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 17:14 on Apr 20, 2015

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

sassassin posted:

Shakespeare pretty much exclusively did remakes of older classic stories, dumbed down for the common, theatre-going masses. There wasn't an original bone in his body.

Shakespeare owns.

So Michael Bay really will be seen as a master of cinema centuries from now? :sigh:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Can I get the version of this that has "Misandry" written on it?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Thank you Read Snigfut and thank you thread.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Dude is my kind of revolutionary.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Satan brewed this for menthol-smoking alcoholics. That's the only way I can imagine this existing.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Goodpancakes posted:

The two bridge alignment pictures, I am guessing, are fakes... Right?

It's believable. I know there is/was a bridge near NYC where that happened. I think one of the bridges going across the Florida Keys had that happen, too (which looks like where one of the pictures was taken).

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Allah_Is_Gay posted:

As its nearly that time again, most 'merica photo?



Where are the guns and why isn't it a double bacon cheeseburger?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Huntersoninski posted:

Had this dude cut in line at the mechanic a while back:







Nothing says respect like painting the exact moment a bunch of people died on your truck.

Should have asked him why he doesn't care about the people that were on flight 93.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Maytag posted:

Someone's never seen Deep Throat. Everything's better with Coke.

Including rape.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Slime posted:

Hey, we live in a more equal opportunities age than when the original Fallout games came out. What if your dog-wife sells YOU into slavery?

GOTY

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Judge Schnoopy posted:

A traditional bowl of chili contains anything that makes me wipe back to front with folded toilet paper after eating.

What kind of toilet paper is it? I'm generally cool with all toilet paper, but if it's North Carolina style you should kill yourself.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Every gif I see of that show makes it seem hilariously awesome, is there any truth to that?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

TinTower posted:

Coming 2018, the Internet of Things:



As if they'd let you actually change the temperature without a purchase.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos


Birb Katter posted:

This is a pro click, do it.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Tigers being giant kitties will never get old.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

VendaGoat posted:

I hope this was intentional.

It's loving hilarious.

The fact that there's no space and a comma after "penis" kind of proves it was.

Stealth edit: Assuming no one on the internet tells lies and this is real.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

That's just a repackaged Sexy Anthrax Nurse Costume. :colbert:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Acne Rain posted:

why are all guys fat and all girls bikini models

Because nerds.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Birb Katter posted:

Those stupid little wheel things are probably best summed up by the fact that the dude who just raised the price of the aids / cancer drug by 5500% uses one



Strange, the more pictures I see of this guy, the more I want something bad happen to him.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Hey Aatrek, see you're still doing you.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Been there.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

How long did this take to get to reddit's front page?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Would Have and will again.

Edit for content.

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 02:28 on Nov 9, 2015

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Chuck Tingle will always be my favorite author whose books I'll never read.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

And they say Muslims can't assimilate to our culture.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

blarzgh posted:

you just used "social justice" in a sentence without a hint of irony or sarcasm.

"Oh look, someone who cares about social inequalities. How quaint. :smug:"

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Buy, Skip
Buy, Buy
Buy, Skip
Skip, Buy
Buy, Skip
Skip, Buy
Buy, Buy

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

PCOS Bill posted:

You can't buy people anymore dude

:cawg:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Automatic Slim posted:

Never attribute malice to what can easily be explained by incompetence.

Does the idiom hold true if replace "malice" with "fetish"?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

stubblyhead posted:

So what you're saying is they've developed a chicken with only dark meat? Holy poo poo, this changes everything.

This is where science has gone to far.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Leofish posted:

Should have been called the Clandestine Laboratory Investigation Team.

You think that wasn't their first choice?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Solice Kirsk posted:

Without masturbation how would we have internet treasures like the disgusting chair?



Hell, were would WE be without masturbation? Most of this site's content is is related to it in some way: we gawk at the weird fetishes people have, show off pictures of what are undeniably wank material, and even make posts that are masturbatory in nature, just like Snatch Duster.

Edit: Looking at that pic again, I gotta say that the cum stains aren't as bad as the spot where he clearly took a poo poo.

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 21:27 on Mar 2, 2016

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Please don't drink coffee off the toilet floor.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/FJqKVhc.jpg

Somebody has a new favorite as of 04:39 on Mar 25, 2016

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

NuttO posted:

it's a real problem and people need to take a stand!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHNx2VVDDnE

People calling non-selfies "selfies" isn't any where near as infuriating as the scourge that is videos recorded vertically. I don't care if your in an the middle of an active warzone, record the video correctly or don't do it at all. :colbert:

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I regret not watching Wrestlemania.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

She has a point.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I'm gonna pretend that's the same fox I saw when I went to London. :3:

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