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blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Shoehead posted:

Do you really want to know?

Yes.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 14:16

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# ? May 14, 2024 21:52

CATTASTIC: Mar 31, 2010; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

slomomofo posted:

ed: or this one

"Baby patting machine"

Might just put mods out of business

# ? Jul 10, 2015 14:53

Nativity In Black: Oct 24, 2012; If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

freelop posted:

Did nobody point out that in order to "make it your way" you need to follow their instructions?

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 16:09

Fried Watermelon: Dec 29, 2008

slomomofo posted:

ed: or this one

... suffice to say the list of silly patents is endless.

I've seen this in porn before, someone contact the patent police!

# ? Jul 10, 2015 17:09

Dr. Fraiser Chain: May 18, 2004; Redlining my shit posting machine

Fried Watermelon posted:

I've seen this in porn before, someone contact the patent police!

Aatrek account spotted

# ? Jul 10, 2015 17:17

Dicty Bojangles: Apr 14, 2001

QUACKTASTIC posted:

"Baby patting machine"

Might just put mods out of business

Switch out the hand with a rubber mallet and turn the baby around, and you've got yourself a new invention right there.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:10

CityOfLostChildren: Mar 16, 2007

blarzgh posted:

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8

# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:16

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Fried Watermelon posted:

I've seen this in porn before, someone contact the patent police!

Babies getting spanked in porn? You got some weird taste friend

# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:21

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

QUACKTASTIC posted:

"Baby patting machine"

Might just put mods out of business

Tell me when it's a baby battin machine and we might be in business-

# ? Jul 10, 2015 18:31

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

freelop posted:

Did nobody point out that in order to "make it your way" you need to follow their instructions?

People hate our adverts because they're annoying and intrusive. What can we do to make people watch them?
:downs:

Let's turn them into games! Why, they'll probably be more interested in the ads that the programme they're watching.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:20

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

CityOfLostChildren posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_qMagfZtv8

I assume this was a joke.

# ? Jul 10, 2015 19:21

Dicty Bojangles: Apr 14, 2001

Fried Watermelon posted:

I've seen this in porn before, someone contact the patent police!

Bet you've never seen this one in a porn before:

tl;dr- double-hitter bong where end 26 goes in a gal's vajayjay with the assumption that the vibration of the bubbling water will get her off. Why any lady would ever want bong water up in her business I have no idea...

# ? Jul 11, 2015 00:20

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

God drat stoners will make a bong out of anything.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 00:47

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

There is (was?) a porn site that was just videos of dudes doing vag-bong rips and then having sex with the woman after blazing it. I saw it linked in some thread on these forums when vag bongs were mentioned a few years back.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:05

mds2: Apr 8, 2004; Australia: 131114
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So do you carb the butthole or what?

# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:13

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

QUACKTASTIC posted:

"Baby patting machine"

Might just put mods out of business

It's a baby killing machine!

# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:30

Full Battle Rattle: Aug 29, 2009; As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.

mds2 posted:

So do you carb the butthole or what?

inquiring minds want to know

# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:40

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

slomomofo posted:

ed2: or this one

... suffice to say the list of silly patents is endless.

People seem to have skipped the patent for the laser cat toy and they really shouldn't.

quote:

2. Discussion of the Prior Art

Cats are not characteristically disposed toward voluntary aerobic exercise. It becomes the burden of the cat owner to create situations of sufficient interest to the feline to induce even short-lived and modest exertion for the health and well-being of the pet.

quote:

DESCRIPTION OF THE PREFERRED EMBODIMENTS
Referring to the drawings, a light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation (laser) apparatus 10 for exercising cats, in the hands of a cat owner 12, emits an invisible beam 14 of light from and along the longitudinal axis of the device barrel 16. Activation of the laser cat exerciser 10 is controlled by spring-loaded trigger 18 energizing the laser mechanism by completing a battery power circuit. A cat 20 reacts to the bright pattern of light 22 occurring at the intersection of the laser beam and an opaque surface, for example, the floor or wall of a room.

The involuntary and almost imperceptibly slight movements of the hand holding the laser device of the present invention creates a jittery animated effect in the light pattern at the opaque intersection appealing to cats even when the device is held essentially steady.

quote:

CLAIMS(4)
What is claimed is:
1. A method of inducing aerobic exercise in an unrestrained cat comprising the steps of:
(a) directing an intense coherent beam of invisible light produced by a hand-held laser apparatus to produce a bright highly-focused pattern of light at the intersection of the beam and an opaque surface, said pattern being of visual interest to a cat; and
(b) selectively redirecting said beam out of the cat's immediate reach to induce said cat to run and chase said beam and pattern of light around an exercise area.
2. The method of claim 1 wherein said bright pattern of light is small in area relative to a paw of the cat.
3. The method of claim 1 wherein said beam remains invisible between said laser and said opaque surface until impinging on said opaque surface.
4. The method of claim 1 wherein step (b) includes sweeping said beam at an angular speed to cause said pattern to move along said opaque surface at a speed in the range of five to twenty-five feet per second.

So technical!

I am however unsure of why the Cat Owner(12) is apparently a hobo.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 02:55

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Internet Wizard posted:

There is (was?) a porn site that was just videos of dudes doing vag-bong rips and then having sex with the woman after blazing it. I saw it linked in some thread on these forums when vag bongs were mentioned a few years back.

I chose the wrong career path.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 03:57

Maytag: Nov 4, 2006; it's enough that it all be filled with that majestic sadness that is the pleasure of tragedy.

slomomofo posted:

Bet you've never seen

tl;dr- double-hitter bong where end 26 goes in a gal's vajayjay with the assumption that the vibration of the bubbling water will get her off. Why any lady would ever want bong

Someone's never seen Deep Throat. Everything's better with Coke.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:06

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

Maytag posted:

Someone's never seen Deep Throat. Everything's better with Coke.

Including rape.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:16

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:45

The Maestro: Feb 21, 2006

Internet Wizard posted:

There is (was?) a porn site that was just videos of dudes doing vag-bong rips and then having sex with the woman after blazing it. I saw it linked in some thread on these forums when vag bongs were mentioned a few years back.

https://www.beaverbong.com

# ? Jul 11, 2015 04:51

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

And that's how "Spilling the bong on the carpet" gained a new meaning.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 05:00

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Pentaro posted:

And that's how "Spilling the bong on the carpet" gained a new meaning.

I absolutely adore that the blister card illustration is the actor in the opposite incomplete outfit.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 05:14

The MSJ: May 17, 2010

Do not even dare to neglect that tagline.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 05:36

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

I absolutely adore that the blister card illustration is the actor in the opposite incomplete outfit.

It looks like a picture of the actor that played the original alien, with the suit's head off.

Edit: yup

# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:09

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Stoatbringer posted:

People hate our adverts because they're annoying and intrusive. What can we do to make people watch them?

# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:36

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Zopotantor posted:

Kubrick actually did that to the actor didn't he? I mean of course he did.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:39

Skippy McPants: Mar 19, 2009

MizPiz posted:

Including rape.

That seems ludicrously unsanitary.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:46

Jippa: Feb 13, 2009

# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:52

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Jippa posted:

Pedro's campaign is coming along nicely.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 07:59

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

syscall girl posted:

Kubrick actually did that to the actor didn't he? I mean of course he did.

McDowell scratched a cornea and the doctor with the eyedrops in that scene is an actual doctor.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 09:28

Verily I Shat: May 24, 2015; by Smythe

# ? Jul 11, 2015 09:33

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Choco1980 posted:

I absolutely adore that the blister card illustration is the actor in the opposite incomplete outfit.

That's because he's the companion action figure: MAN-ALIEN

# ? Jul 11, 2015 09:34

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Pentaro posted:

And that's how "Spilling the bong on the carpet" gained a new meaning.

This looks like one of the aliens from "Attack Of The The Eye Creatures".

# ? Jul 11, 2015 10:40

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

slomomofo posted:

Bet you've never seen this one in a porn before:

tl;dr- double-hitter bong where end 26 goes in a gal's vajayjay with the assumption that the vibration of the bubbling water will get her off. Why any lady would ever want bong water up in her business I have no idea...

A bong?? In my vagina???? It's more likely than you think.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 12:17

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

I don't think getting bong water anywhere near a vagina is a good idea, have you ever seen how gross that poo poo gets after a few hits?

# ? Jul 11, 2015 12:29

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Shoehead posted:

I don't think getting bong water anywhere near a vagina is a good idea, have you ever seen how gross that poo poo gets after a few hits?

Don't hit women, you monster. Especially in their vaginas.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 12:34

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# ? May 14, 2024 21:52

bean_shadow: Sep 27, 2005; If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

syscall girl posted:

Kubrick actually did that to the actor didn't he? I mean of course he did.

Somebody beat me but yeah, other trivia:

It scratched Malcolm McDowell's corneas if that's what you were wondering. And the doctor giving eye drops kept being so amazed that he was in a movie that he kept forgetting to put the drops in, almost making McDowell blind anyway. McDowell also got broken rib bones from the scene when his former Droogs / now police officers kick the poo poo out of him and he almost drowned in that scene too.

Oh and Kubrick took some of McDowell's pay for playing ping pong.

# ? Jul 11, 2015 12:45

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