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Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Chard posted:

First Goon President



This is straight out of my nightmares...
...So... I'm assuming Australia?

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Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Say Nothing posted:

Just a movie prop.



This looked so bad I had to look it up. It was amazing.
Highlights include: (spoilered because seriously, its great, go watch it.)
A 2minute discussion on "how do you make a porn parody of GoT? I mean, come on."
The MILF of dragons, whose dragons are cats with wings strapped on in front of a green screen chasing a laser pointer.
John Snow the hipster.
A white naked zombie chick deepthroating her magic dildo staff.
Joffrey being comically evil.
Messages being pulled off a clearly plastic crow, which is then unceremoniously chucked on the ground
Captain Friend Zone bemoaning himself as "the most cockblocked character in all of fiction".
And last but certainly not least... Lethal Bukakke.


edit: I almost forgot. The puns, the puns, the puns!

Rysithusiku has a new favorite as of 14:04 on May 31, 2015

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

OK Some Butt Stuff posted:

And shove them in a locker

Don't forget the swirly

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

radiatinglines posted:

I'm one anti mushroom post away from having a giant meltdown

That'll only feed them you fool!

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Krinkle posted:

He would whip out his enormous dick and show it to people that's just the most basic type of power move but he brought some interesting variants to the mix

He had a tendency to publicly challenge people to literal dick-measuring contests.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Baron von Eevl posted:

Last time I was at Ikea they had like 3 of those set up and they all were broken and had panels missing.

I don't care. I want 3.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

They'll never want sausage again after those pictures.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

The kind of art I can get behind.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

MizPiz posted:

Chuck Tingle will always be my favorite author whose books I'll never read.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

whiteyfats posted:

That's a god drat lie. Avocado is loving gross.

I will castrate you with two avocado pits.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

PCOS Bill posted:

There is nothing wrong with paying as few taxes as you can get away with

Unpopular opinions thread is thataway

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Random Stranger posted:

That's gangster wrap. It's a common mistake.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Samovar posted:

No Britain, either.

Screw the commonwealth!

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

I would unironically watch the poo poo out of this.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Funny thing is, large doses of DXM vastly reduce IQ (temporarily). They really are retard capsules!

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

I have the second page of this one at home. I'll post it after work. With such wonderful instructions as "sand bow to taste" and "1st violins, pick up your 2nd violin here. DO NOT use your 1st violin."

e: f,b

Rysithusiku has a new favorite as of 10:29 on Feb 17, 2016

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

:nws: http://www.fktionary.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/enhanced-7010-1421575335-5-832x500.jpg

Somebody has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Mar 5, 2016

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

wayfinder posted:

Plane stupid

ftfy

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Tiggum posted:

Also there's about 25 years of backstory, including a really dumb period where he was an evil bikie, but that's not important.

I choose to believe this is a misspelling and the undertaker is actually an evil bike trapped in human form and forced to wrestle. Nothing you can say will dissuade me of this. Every time I see him for the rest of my life, I will whisper vroom vroom under my breath in honor of his bikeliness.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Solice Kirsk posted:

In my younger years my friends and I had a drunk driving drinking game. Cop cars were a waterfall....

Please tell me more about this game. I must play it with my alcoholic friends!

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

skander posted:

How many restaurants serve cocktails that are not made by hand?

http://www.theqube.de/en/index.htm?gclid=CjwKEAjwubK4BRC1xczKrZyj3mkSJAC6ntgrR4-c0MggaCCoSDcEpbsA9dNl6PsbUgAO4OYVHJyHeBoCPBfw_wcB

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Edison was a dick posted:

Freud is taught out of historical interest rather than being contemporary psychology theory. Psychologists don't believe everyone wants to bang their parents.

As someone who actually went through a psych program and has everafter had to deal with idiots who think they know everything because they took a 101 class, they really need to take Freud out of 101 and relegate it (and the other batshit but historically relevant stuff, hello Jung) to a 300-level class called like, history and foundations of psychology. Even make it required, I don't care.
But if one more 19yo freshman tries to talk to me about Freud, I'm going to throatpunch them.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
e: ignore me. No can link proper.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Not sure where else to put this but check out this weirdo apartment

It's in the basement of this house which isn't an ideal arrangement but it's only $650 a month and it seems like an OK place.



But then you look at the floor plan



At least the entryway is roomy



The kitchen and bathroom look more like storage areas





And those long narrow hallways...



I would move there tomorrow if it was near me!

e: I mean yeah, murder cave, clearly, but still!

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Hyperlynx posted:

Looks like that article is from a right-wing wacko thinktank, so I would take it with a grain of salt.

Yeah, sadly that quote isn't even taken out of context. Straight from her book.

e;fb

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Whole new meaning to stepping on a Lego brick.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Pro-click.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

The Ape of Naples posted:

He must have gloves made of spark plugs.

I never noticed before, but I'm pretty sure he's bare-handed :cop:

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

That is some serious 'tism to see that.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

My dog got scared of the ghost dog howling from my phone and ran away.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Josef bugman posted:

Sushi pizza.

Discuss.

No.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

captainOrbital posted:

What the hell is Welsch?

The branch of Welsh exclusively used by the Welch's company.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

I somehow JUST got this one.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

My Lovely Horse posted:

I like to think Fish-bender is some Avatar thing.

Careful, they're dangerous!
Ever had a swordfish flying at you at 90mph?

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
What the gently caress is with that face?

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
I thought licking kids caused autism. Dammit, I've had it wrong for years!

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
lunch.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Rough Lobster posted:

No dog size class sucks. To say such a thing is incorrect. However, big ole mighty dogs do own a whole lot, possibly more than tiny puppers. This subject is fiercely debated amongst dogscholars.

It is a simple rule. If it is fully grown and I can still punt it over a fence it isn't a dog. It is a large rat.

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Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

The MSJ posted:

According to my stewardess cousin, if someone dies midflight they have to treat the body like a living person who is just passed out. They will put it at an empty seat at the back (if available), cover it to the neck in a blanket and put the respirator mask over its face.

In the old days they used to throw sunglasses on them, shove a drink in their hand, and tell people they were just passed out.
source: stewardess aunt

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