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Chard posted:First Goon President This is straight out of my nightmares... ...So... I'm assuming Australia?
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 03:48 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:07 |
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Say Nothing posted:Just a movie prop. This looked so bad I had to look it up. It was amazing. Highlights include: (spoilered because seriously, its great, go watch it.) A 2minute discussion on "how do you make a porn parody of GoT? I mean, come on." The MILF of dragons, whose dragons are cats with wings strapped on in front of a green screen chasing a laser pointer. John Snow the hipster. A white naked zombie chick deepthroating her magic dildo staff. Joffrey being comically evil. Messages being pulled off a clearly plastic crow, which is then unceremoniously chucked on the ground Captain Friend Zone bemoaning himself as "the most cockblocked character in all of fiction". And last but certainly not least... Lethal Bukakke. edit: I almost forgot. The puns, the puns, the puns! Rysithusiku has a new favorite as of 14:04 on May 31, 2015 |
# ¿ May 31, 2015 13:59 |
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OK Some Butt Stuff posted:And shove them in a locker Don't forget the swirly
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2015 17:42 |
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radiatinglines posted:I'm one anti mushroom post away from having a giant meltdown That'll only feed them you fool!
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2015 02:21 |
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Krinkle posted:He would whip out his enormous dick and show it to people that's just the most basic type of power move but he brought some interesting variants to the mix He had a tendency to publicly challenge people to literal dick-measuring contests.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2015 21:08 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:Last time I was at Ikea they had like 3 of those set up and they all were broken and had panels missing. I don't care. I want 3.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2015 02:41 |
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2015 07:28 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:They'll never want sausage again after those pictures.
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2015 17:57 |
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The kind of art I can get behind.
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2015 01:41 |
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MizPiz posted:Chuck Tingle will always be my favorite author whose books I'll never read.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2015 15:39 |
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whiteyfats posted:That's a god drat lie. Avocado is loving gross. I will castrate you with two avocado pits.
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2015 19:50 |
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PCOS Bill posted:There is nothing wrong with paying as few taxes as you can get away with Unpopular opinions thread is thataway
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 20:01 |
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Random Stranger posted:That's gangster wrap. It's a common mistake.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 20:05 |
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Samovar posted:No Britain, either. Screw the commonwealth!
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 20:19 |
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I would unironically watch the poo poo out of this.
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2016 11:10 |
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Funny thing is, large doses of DXM vastly reduce IQ (temporarily). They really are retard capsules!
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2016 01:55 |
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I have the second page of this one at home. I'll post it after work. With such wonderful instructions as "sand bow to taste" and "1st violins, pick up your 2nd violin here. DO NOT use your 1st violin." e: f,b Rysithusiku has a new favorite as of 10:29 on Feb 17, 2016 |
# ¿ Feb 17, 2016 08:58 |
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http://www.fktionary.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/enhanced-7010-1421575335-5-832x500.jpg Somebody has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Mar 5, 2016 |
# ¿ Mar 2, 2016 19:24 |
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wayfinder posted:Plane stupid ftfy
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2016 17:15 |
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Tiggum posted:Also there's about 25 years of backstory, including a really dumb period where he was an evil bikie, but that's not important. I choose to believe this is a misspelling and the undertaker is actually an evil bike trapped in human form and forced to wrestle. Nothing you can say will dissuade me of this. Every time I see him for the rest of my life, I will whisper vroom vroom under my breath in honor of his bikeliness.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 17:50 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:In my younger years my friends and I had a drunk driving drinking game. Cop cars were a waterfall.... Please tell me more about this game. I must play it with my alcoholic friends!
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2016 15:23 |
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skander posted:How many restaurants serve cocktails that are not made by hand? http://www.theqube.de/en/index.htm?gclid=CjwKEAjwubK4BRC1xczKrZyj3mkSJAC6ntgrR4-c0MggaCCoSDcEpbsA9dNl6PsbUgAO4OYVHJyHeBoCPBfw_wcB
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2016 06:19 |
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Edison was a dick posted:Freud is taught out of historical interest rather than being contemporary psychology theory. Psychologists don't believe everyone wants to bang their parents. As someone who actually went through a psych program and has everafter had to deal with idiots who think they know everything because they took a 101 class, they really need to take Freud out of 101 and relegate it (and the other batshit but historically relevant stuff, hello Jung) to a 300-level class called like, history and foundations of psychology. Even make it required, I don't care. But if one more 19yo freshman tries to talk to me about Freud, I'm going to throatpunch them.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2016 15:28 |
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e: ignore me. No can link proper.
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# ¿ May 4, 2016 12:54 |
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Not sure where else to put this but check out this weirdo apartment I would move there tomorrow if it was near me! e: I mean yeah, murder cave, clearly, but still!
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# ¿ May 7, 2016 17:42 |
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Hyperlynx posted:Looks like that article is from a right-wing wacko thinktank, so I would take it with a grain of salt. Yeah, sadly that quote isn't even taken out of context. Straight from her book. e;fb
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# ¿ May 15, 2016 07:23 |
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Whole new meaning to stepping on a Lego brick.
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# ¿ Jun 7, 2016 22:34 |
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RareAcumen posted:https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos_h2...2yNY5eNOMpykACC Pro-click.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2016 08:50 |
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The Ape of Naples posted:He must have gloves made of spark plugs. I never noticed before, but I'm pretty sure he's bare-handed
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2016 15:13 |
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That is some serious 'tism to see that.
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2016 12:05 |
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My dog got scared of the ghost dog howling from my phone and ran away.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2016 15:45 |
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Josef bugman posted:Sushi pizza. No.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 21:23 |
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captainOrbital posted:What the hell is Welsch? The branch of Welsh exclusively used by the Welch's company.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2016 22:55 |
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I somehow JUST got this one.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 12:05 |
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My Lovely Horse posted:I like to think Fish-bender is some Avatar thing. Careful, they're dangerous! Ever had a swordfish flying at you at 90mph?
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2016 13:07 |
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What the gently caress is with that face?
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# ¿ Nov 24, 2016 09:59 |
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I thought licking kids caused autism. Dammit, I've had it wrong for years!
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 18:41 |
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lunch.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 03:04 |
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Rough Lobster posted:No dog size class sucks. To say such a thing is incorrect. However, big ole mighty dogs do own a whole lot, possibly more than tiny puppers. This subject is fiercely debated amongst dogscholars. It is a simple rule. If it is fully grown and I can still punt it over a fence it isn't a dog. It is a large rat.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 03:50 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 21:07 |
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The MSJ posted:According to my stewardess cousin, if someone dies midflight they have to treat the body like a living person who is just passed out. They will put it at an empty seat at the back (if available), cover it to the neck in a blanket and put the respirator mask over its face. In the old days they used to throw sunglasses on them, shove a drink in their hand, and tell people they were just passed out. source: stewardess aunt
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 11:57 |