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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 14:12 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:19 |
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 23:45 |
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Data Graham posted:racial polymorphism
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2016 01:42 |
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I love the tiny coffee table that turns into a tiny dining table. Perfect for the man who is classy, lonely, and cramped
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2016 23:18 |
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 03:33 |
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Zzulu posted:I have been to italy and their pizza was like everywhere else and the quality of it varied massively depending on where you ate it, like everywhere else Italian Americans invented pizza, Italians started making American pizza when Americans went on vacation to Italy and expected pizza.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2016 19:45 |
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Circumcision debates get weird because it always involves saying somebody has a bad dick. No matter if you're pro or anti, you're saying the other side has bad dicks.
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2016 21:38 |
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 14:58 |
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Picnic Princess posted:What about those dudes who "clean" the baby dick with their mouths? That seems super wrong yet it still happens. Jews?
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 21:58 |
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2016 21:58 |
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2016 03:52 |
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Titus Sardonicus posted:Where does Vic Mackey fit in all of this? I've never actually seen The Shield but still I had to doublecheck to see that Vic Mackey wasn't in there
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2016 20:47 |
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Kwyndig posted:Man, that's not even the best picture from that set. I tried that once when I was a little kid. The candle kept going out because there wasn't enough air getting in. Now they got little LEDs and poo poo you put in jack o lanterns instead of candles, so kids can do stuff like that
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2016 16:44 |
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Master Twig posted:I'm secretly hoping that a recent event caused the need to quickly change the law. Imagine if somebody killed a Basque and the prosecutors had to figure out what to do. "Can we say that when he pointed the gun at him before shooting, that counts as disorderly conduct? We've got him on the sound violation for sure, but that's just a fine!"
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2016 18:18 |
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2016 14:48 |
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OK Some Butt Stuff posted:How are you supposed to wear that On a chain. That's what the loop coming out of Shrek's head is for
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2016 17:45 |
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im pooping! posted:honestly the best part is hes willingly ending his own family lineage Life isn't just about passing on your genes. We can leave behind much more than just DNA.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 05:08 |
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PCOS Bill posted:That just looks like a normal house, buddy. That is a terrible place to put a door
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 01:17 |
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PCOS Bill posted:The front door or the broom closet? the broom closet. The door swings out in front of the fireplace. At least they can open the door all the way now that it won't hit the mantle anymore
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2016 01:28 |
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Kwyndig posted:I have never seen a prepackaged women's Halloween costume that wasn't "sexy" (even if it didn't say sexy in the name) and it makes me despair a little for mankind. Nothing wrong with sexy
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 14:15 |
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china bot posted:the painfully lame & uncreative have turned Halloween into yet another "get drunk and gently caress" holiday aka Friday night in any big city That is the fictional character Britta from the TV show Community. She's not a real person
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2016 18:06 |
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Krinkle posted:What movie is that corpse puppet from I can't remember? American werewolf in london? Beetlejuice? Christ everything I can think of is wrong. That's Winona Ryder, so Beetlejuice would be a good guess
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 03:00 |
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 21:44 |
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2016 21:09 |
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 00:57 |
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2016 21:16 |
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Pick posted:My first internet crazy was trying to find a website about dragons in like... 1998. I tried to just type in the URL, not knowing that there were two very similar sites only one or two letters apart. One was Draconology, which had things like drawings of dragon skeletons, and the other was Dragonology which was for people who thought they were dragons (or maybe it was vice versa, anyway). Luckily, at that particular fork in my life, I chose "make fun of people who think they are dragons" and not "hey, what if I am a dragon." You know that at some point you're gonna have to fight Dragonology Timeline Pick, right?
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2016 22:04 |
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Zzulu posted:It sure is easy to fake funny picture
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2016 21:11 |
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Who cares about the cat, I feel bad for that lizard who got his bath ruined
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 22:01 |
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At different points in the show Negan has demanded fifty percent of your poo poo and all of your poo poo. Negan is a flip-flopper who can't keep his story straight.
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# ¿ Oct 23, 2016 23:54 |
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Picnic Princess posted:There's a little skeleton inside us all. Very inspiring. I think there's like, at least three full size skeletons in me. I'm on the left
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2016 00:14 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:A smaller set of nuts which you hang off your nuts. Nutnuts. No, you can get those already
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 20:25 |
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 22:33 |
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Vietnamwees posted:Gonna need some more context to the backstory of this comic panel. How on earth does that panel not contain enough information for you?
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 22:58 |
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Sir Potato posted:I'm pretty sure the only thing on this show that tops this was "Meow!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBzwv057GPs
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 03:44 |
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MisterBibs posted:I watched it again because of TWR announcing they were going to it, and if you strip away the nostalgia it really doesn't hold up. The effects are funny, people die with everyone else saying over it, plots exist without any narrative justification (how is blowing up a building going to keep things warm?), and an ending that even the makers wrote an alternative ending because they knew people would get depressed about. You're completely wrong, The Thing completely holds up.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 14:54 |
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MisterBibs posted:^ You mean the one that had a actual valid-looking Thing? What the gently caress does "valid-looking" mean? MisterBibs posted:If anything, The Thing suffers from a lack of clues for most of its deaths. How did Fuchs die? It's a mystery. Who was the first to be assimilated? It's a mystery. Who got to the blood? It's a mystery. Too many out-of-the-blue unresolved mysteries are the epitome of bad writing. That's stupid, not having all the information is incredibly important. You don't know who exactly is the Thing or when. It's like, the movie's whole dea.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 15:15 |
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MisterBibs posted:So they proceed to blow up the building (but not all of them) to keep things warm, despite blowing up buildings making it colder. This is going to sound like an insult, but it's really not. It's a serious question. Is English not your first language, or are you developmentally disabled in some way?
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 15:34 |
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MisterBibs posted:I'm just capable of not letting my nostalgia for a film absolve bad writing and/or creating bizarre readings of rather clear-cut dialogue (blow up building to make sure monster can't freeze) accordingly. It's a skill, I suppose. Yes, they're gonna make sure the monster can't freeze by killing it in an explosion. That's their plan. Your interpretation doesn't make any sense. You've created a bizarre, nonsensical reading of a very obvious piece of dialogue, and then attacked it for not making sense.
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 15:40 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 17:19 |
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There are two options, either MisterBibs misinterpreted a line of dialogue in a movie, or there's a vast conspiracy of people who are openly lying to propagate the absurd myth that The Thing is a good movie, and only MisterBibs is honest enough to speak the truth
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2016 16:43 |