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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

beato posted:

How do you heat the water for you coffee in your own kitchen without a kettle? In a pan or does everyone own an espresso machine?
Most people who drink coffee have a coffee maker. The kettle is for when you use a french press, or if you prefer tea.

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003




Tiggum posted:

BTW, with no electric kettles, how do you make two-minute noodles? In a saucepan on the stove? Or do you microwave a bowl of water to boiling and then put the noodles in and microwave it some more?
Have you forgotten about the existence of stovetop kettles already?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Zopotantor posted:

It's "Freedom is Slavery" :argh:
Or is this guy one of those Southern irredentists?
He's a Goon, who said that the artist didn't recognize the 'quote', and therefore must have been "not much of a reader."

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

IUG posted:

No, he yelled at people in the Tattoos thread for not paying enough attention to the details in their tattoos. Then proudly posted that.



IUG posted:

Then never posted again for some strange reason.
He changed his username.


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Apr 17, 2003

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

mcbexx posted:

Interrupting the Ken M festival for this dude, who is in for a huge surprise the next time poo poo goes down:


"When I was a kid, we were so poor, that my Father's gun was made from pallet slats."

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

SIR FAT JONY IVES posted:

I have an older HP Color Laserjet and if you don't have all the color cartridges full, you can't print black and white even though the black one is full.
Their inkjet printers did this too.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Phanatic posted:

Sports journalism is hard:


Doesn't he have any trouble breathing with the uniform covering his gills like that?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Retro Access posted:

Where the hell can I get beef tongue in the USA? Can I get it in the USA outside of japanese restaurants?
All over.

I was grossed out for a while when I was a little kid, and asked "Why do they call it tongue?".

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

What did that particular clickbait lead to?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

snergle posted:

he was an easy california dem. socially lib fiscally conservative.
Removing dental coverage from MediCal was only one of those things.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Reign Of Pain posted:

Did someone override the Asimov blocks?
Ignored them.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Hyperlynx posted:

"kittycorner"? :catstare:
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/kitty-corner

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

blarzgh posted:

This looks like a photo exhibit in a Body Language textbook.

MS needs to add body language to their emotion detection tool.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Hogge Wild posted:

is there a way to find out how much he sells
An assload

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Verily I Shat posted:

Probably why you think blue cheese is cool and say "bleu" instead
Pronounced exactly the same.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Aleph Null posted:

No it isn't. If you are pretentious enough to write bleu instead of blue, then you are pretentious enough to use the French pronunciation.
I'm not the one that writes it, the French people who make the stuff do that. I just eat it after they ship it here.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Wasn't that an autistic kid, too?


American commentary on a neighborhood traffic circle.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Stoatbringer posted:

Where can he possibly go from here?

All the way down.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

mind the walrus posted:

"This is not how I imagined spending my afternoon."
In unison.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

ImpAtom posted:

Please don't thrust into god.
Just lean back and enjoy it. He actually gags a little more easily than you might think.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003




Right next to the toilet:

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Hirayuki posted:

Apparently this place has a busted portal.
Yep, that's what the sign is covering. Someone broke it, and some of the patients just leave their urine sample in the bathroom.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Dr_Amazing posted:

Does this even have a non gross meaning?
Diaper rash.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Doctor Malaver posted:

That has got to be the least convincing fist pump ever photographed.
He looks like he's riding the bus.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Bonus pic that came up in my image search because I don't know whatthefuck:


That's a bigfatfuck.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Ozz81 posted:

Has Cumberbatch ever acknowledged the weird names people call him? I'd love to see his reaction to something like this :allears:
Surely it started when he was quite young, so he's probably pretty used to it, and would only care if he was a big loving baby.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Adam Sandler is taking Kevin Smith's huge jorts gimmick to a whole new level.


He's wearing it in solidarity with David Fry.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Haverchuck posted:

what am I missing here.

How many restaurants serve cocktails that are not made by hand?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Super Dan posted:

Kangaroo: goose pls go
Goose: no

Gooseteban Winsmore

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

It should be Verne Troyer.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

shelley posted:

Man, what can't you do with a bayonet?

Wipe your rear end.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

DandyLion posted:

I've got a friend who works the Se7en o'clock shift at the ER that would beg to differ. You'd be amazed the kind of things people accidentally fall on.

That's more like an uncleaning. And the person could star in an extreme porn parody of the WWF, as The Iron Anus.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Poldarn posted:

This was posted in another thread so enjoy how sovereign citizen rhetoric works in real life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUgmc7kKqOI

These never fail to be funny.

"This is absurd."
"Yes it is."

DontMockMySmock posted:

Despite having a lot of racist followers, the Sovereign Citizen/Freeman movement also attracts a sizable following among black Americans - see, for example, Wesley Snipes. Things do not turn out well for them, usually.

Wasn't that just a tax dodging attempt?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Strudel Man posted:

It's not what you think. Just a muscular sword swallower.

I approve of the swallowing of muscular swords.

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Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Capman and his youthful ward.


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