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Centripetal Horse posted:The only hamsters worth buying are filigree Siberian hamsters. They're amazing creatures. They home. They were quite popular in England during the dark ages.
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Ragequit posted:
Gonna pick up milk and eggs.
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May 19, 2015 15:02
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Jibo posted:??? Water hoses will fix all those problems. Those firefighters can handle it.
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May 27, 2015 23:33
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Vic Boss posted:Ohhhhhhh the joke's explained by those final speech bubbles! Thank god. Every single comic ever is better if there are no speech bubbles in the last panel.
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May 29, 2015 02:44
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Pat Mustard posted:Why do you people know so much about swastikas? They went to swastika school.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Vaginas are like minorities. Individually, they're great, but in large groups they are very, very scary. A clutch of vaginas.
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Jun 22, 2015 02:03
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Throw a one sided deadbolt in there and a dummy knob on the other side and you have just tricked almost 100% of lock pickers! Genius!
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Jul 1, 2015 06:21
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Ha cha-cha-cha-cha!
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Jul 9, 2015 02:54
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Of course the Dog Bible is a couple of Frisbees glued together.
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Jul 9, 2015 05:06
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SnowblindFatal posted:Is this for real? Yes. If a dog tracks down a criminal or places a criminal at the scene of a crime using their scent, then the dog has to be "sworn in" for it to be submitted as evidence. Pretty sure its a hold over from the naval law that the US practices in all its courts because of the fringe around the flag. If they are not "sworn in" then their evidence should be thrown out. Also,
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Jul 9, 2015 13:57
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Erebus posted:connect to SADCHUB for the latest eps Wow, that takes me back.
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Jul 15, 2015 05:02
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Shut 'er down. We've hit peak funny!
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Jul 15, 2015 16:03
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Dienes posted:His teeth look like they are about to burst. That's halitosis. It was invented by QI in the 1920's to sell quiz shows.
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Jul 16, 2015 14:00
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Boinks posted:Rikerwave's Mom? Amazing. 
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Jul 17, 2015 23:10
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Quick-n-dirty: Always knew Fluppy Dogs were real!
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Jul 18, 2015 15:11
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trapped mouse posted:Me being lactose intolerant all like Feel left out no more friend!!!  Pretty sure they make ice cream too.
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Jul 23, 2015 14:02
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canis minor posted:It's now a milk thread That does not look "viperless" to me. Why, I'd go so far as to say that is viperful milk.
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Jul 23, 2015 18:42
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Codependent Poster posted:This is pretty much how I drank milk when I was a kid. Its sad when children have drinking problems.
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Jul 23, 2015 23:38
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What exactly is in a midget repair kit? Longer legs?
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Aug 6, 2015 13:56
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Forgall posted:That's also a name of horrifying child abuse manual popular in fundie circles. Do they also have a wood working manual? Because that just broke my table.
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Aug 7, 2015 17:13
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I like that and they should put it in front of every gym.
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Aug 9, 2015 20:27
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Command Ant posted:You have to post the video if you're going to bring him up. The gently caress did I just watch? Did Canada really have such an epidemic of war amputees that they needed a public service announcement telling soldiers not get their arms blown the gently caress off? On the other hand, if its aimed at kids, why the hell were swingsets made of spinning buzzsaws and lasers? For being our loving neighbor to the North, Canada sure is some kind of moose filled apocalyptic hellscape.
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Atmus posted:It was all stolen for use as boobytraps in tombs/mansions. Mansions?! Atmus you ignorant fool! Crushing walls and ceilings are the natural trap of mansions. Possibly floor triggered poison gas that fills the room slowly and has to be shut off by the repositioning of suits of armor. Tombs and temples have quicksand....maaaaaaaybe haunted jungle paths as well. Get back on your game!
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This is great.
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Aug 24, 2015 16:07
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fullroundaction posted:Yard Sard is my favorite thing. How does that even happen. On purpose.
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Aug 27, 2015 17:05
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CharlieWhiskey posted:two wizards, one staff Don't be gross.
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Aug 28, 2015 17:00
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Beer selling contest at Hooters? Like shooting fish in a barrel. I wonder how many DUIs were generated from this contest.
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Aug 30, 2015 15:16
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Aug 31, 2015 01:02
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The Glumslinger posted:The alternative is having a 10 DVD install, since that is how big next gen games are. I'm honestly surprised they even bothered to pack a disk in there, and not just a steam code by itself Why not a flash drive or something?
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The MSJ posted:
So basically the guy in the back created his own hair on another gentleman using the lost medium of peanut butter? I love postmodern art. edit: Just noticed guy in the back may have a honey beard or something. This......this is a sex thing isn't it?
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Phanatic posted:Oh poo poo! That's diabolical!
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Memento posted:Pachinko machines. Japanese gambling is weird and mostly illegal, so the only way you can do it in most places is to play machine that are part arcade thing and part gambling slot machine. Konami are basically divesting completely into that shitshow, and using their IPs like Silent Hill and Castlevania as themes for these machines. I guess the schadenfreude is on people that like to play good video games, because those once awesome franchises are being diddled for all they're worth. They were already being diddled for all they were worth for at least a decade.
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Sep 2, 2015 03:38
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SOLD!
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SplitSoul posted:Pretty sure I had a microwave dinner with aerosolised parmesan once. They sprayed puke smell on your microwave dinner?
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Sep 3, 2015 01:00
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Bee pee.
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Ozz81 posted:Apparently BP still can't plug a leak for poo poo 
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Blind Rasputin posted:Yes to be clear it's not a hipaa violation. There's websites all over the place with medical pics cleansed of stuff just like this. The grey area is always, what if someone here knew this person and knew the incident (that'd be hard since they would've never seen this image) and is seeing all of us make dong jokes about them. That's like, extremely rare but it does happen. They were gonna throw a baby into a vagina?
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RFC2324 posted:Moon Moon will never stop making me laugh. The hell is Moon Moon? Just wolves falling down?
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