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beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Met posted:

Kim Jung Un is sporting a new style.



Starting to look like his Dad.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

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That guy has a great rack.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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It's either a jaguar or a wild David Mitchell, or a jaguar called David Mitchell.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Is that table cloth white or blue? It keeps changing each time I look at it.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

Hey, if he's going to download a sheisse video he's going to want the full effect.

I have a tale about that. A friend of a friend was gonna get married. One evening the young couple were talking about fetishes and he mentioned scat porn and that it was something he'd never seen in reality but found the idea really kinky. Not sure why, but his wife-to-be actually agreed to squat on a glass coffee table and poo poo while he wanked underneath. Apparently this is how it went down... She got on the table did a fart and a waterfall of green diarrhoea followed it, it seeped over the edges and on to him and the carpet, he was so disgusted he vomited and called the wedding off.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I would say something about this sounding like STDH, but, well...

I think his friend's marriages are destined for failure another one was called off after the groom got stripped naked and tied to a lamp-post while on his stag do in Prague... He got raped by a tramp while the rest of the group were in a bar.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Latvia is in which country :downs:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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I expected Ken M

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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LoonShia posted:

Kill you,re sself

and you're famil

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

graybook posted:

Clickbait tactics. Don't fall for it.

You won't believe how Lucius Fox got these motherfucking bats off the motherfucking Batwing!

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

No wedding ring.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
Now find his Cadillac Hovercraft.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LLb8EBU9nQ

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Serperoth posted:

Saw this on imgur today.



No ring. :colbert:

Pretty sure Frodo destroyed it.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

ED-E My Love posted:

This is v. late and no one cares, but that's an American Bully. No Pit Bull would ever reach anywhere near 175 lbs.

Also it is prob. not as big as it looks.
'Obviously there are bigger breeds of dogs out there like Caucasian shepherds but he's pretty big for a pitbull, here's a video of him:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UMslJrzLOg

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.
faceswap app thought the car wheel was a face

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Pondex posted:

Some photo-editor at Salon.com do not care for conservatives at all.







Album:
http://imgur.com/a/npngH/all


e: Americans, this man wants to be your president:



Was this meant for a different thread?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

As a Brit, I can attest to this. When I stayed for 3 weeks in 'Murca in a bunch of airbnbs, I just got used to the fact that if I wanted a cup of tea, I had to get used to boiling my water in a saucepan, like an animal.

Wait... I thought it was just for the funny pic. Is it actually a thing, or were you just staying in unfortunate accommodation? I don't know what to believe any more. Do they even have toilet paper in America?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Kwyndig posted:

Americans drink COFFEE, which comes from a machine, either in their kitchen, or at a Starbucks. I can't remember the last time I saw a kettle.

How do you heat the water for you coffee in your own kitchen without a kettle? In a pan or does everyone own an espresso machine?

edit: content

My friend tried to bake a cake but he mixed up the knob for the oven and the grill.

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beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

mind the walrus posted:

You're thinking of tea pots. Most of us throw the boiling water right into our mugs and steep the tea there. Tea pots are too much work for us, especially for a culture so used to instant coffee.

Yeah, that's what where I thought the confusion may have been when I first read that picture, even as a Brit I don't know many people who own/use a teapot other than for decorative purposes.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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:nws: http://i.imgur.com/Rd3OoDj.jpg

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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There's a full shoot including all Mel Brooks' movies.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Picnic Princess posted:

Anyway, here's a robot statue looking like it has a selfie stick



Story for those who didn't know: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/turkish-mayor-sued-over-giant-transformer-robot-statue-10169516.html

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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I got bored.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Think it could be worth starting a Movie Cats Photoshop thread? It's been done before, right?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Probably, but more movies have come out and more cat pics have been taken since then, so there's plenty of new material to be had.

I went ahead and did it anyways here's the tread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714298

and 2 more of my contributions:



beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Quint Gets Eaten posted:

Do you mind if I use this as my cover photo on Facebook? I love it.

Yeah I'd be happy with that, one of my friends has done the same :) Check out the other ones in GBS the goons are really out doing themselves.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Down with this sort of thing.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Dude wrote a lot of sex jokes, fart jokes and dick jokes, but is basically taught as a serious writer. I don't get it.

He also invented the word "puke".

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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This isn't the depressing pictures thread.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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WarpedNaba posted:

Is that loving Scrappy Doo

Wouldn't be the first time he's met one of the Doo family.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



I can't decide if it's old man Ultron or if the Hulk just blasted rear end.

Sir Ultron Kingsley

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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incorrect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

efb

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Backweb posted:

Hey guys is it okay if I don't bandwagon onto the ImageIdentify thing and just post pictures that are funny without needing failed computer algorithms?

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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What was Landerig known for around these parts (apart from that goon chart)? All I know from reading about him on here in the past is that he's on SomethingSensitive now.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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yook posted:

We had a bunch of different hamsters growing up and for some reason the Russian dwarfs were 2 for 2 on being bitey assholes.

Don't get Russian dwarf hamsters.

This. My sister had 3 Syrian hamsters that were all nice, and one Russian which would bite you as soon as you touched it.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Goons are totally normal people who aren't obsessed with Hitler in any way.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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stubblyhead posted:

Also watermelon sucks.

:cry::respek::cry:

beato
Nov 26, 2004

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Handy for when schools do their WWII dress up days.

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Nov 26, 2004

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