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m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

TinTower posted:

They call it the Xbox One because you see it, then turn one degree and walk away.

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m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

What's wrong with that? They're old man sweatpants - you pull them up to your neck and put your arms through the sleeves.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

My favorite part about this picture is that it's edited from a larger political cartoon, this side was the liberal utopia and the other side of the road on the right was a conservative hellscape full of megachurches and gun stores. :haw:

Anyone have the full picture?

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
I'm amused that one of the three signs they didn't change was the RECYCLING building.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Trent posted:

I was a general manager at RadioShack for over 5 years. I cannot tell you how often people came in and insisted that they needed a dumb thing to stupid thing adapter that could not possibly do what they expected it to, and I always jokingly referred to a Cat5 to garden hose connection as one such possibility of a thing you could physically have, but that would not loving do anything. As such, I laughed my rear end off at this.

On the other hand, there are adapters that could potentially do serious damage, like CAT5 to 120V AC.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

the Buttocks! posted:

Goons who think a person that doesn't speak English very well is therefore illiterate are my favorite goons.




The reading is absolutely necessary with this.

[link]

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzyTJbubzr4

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

PittTheElder posted:

The best thing about it is that they've figured out that real game shows were bullshit. So instead of nonsense like @Midnight, where they inexplicably cling to the illusion of the game show format with short trivia responses, the BBC knows that all you really need to do is put a bunch of comedians in a room and let them talk to each other, and the "game" element is just the host throwing out a conversation topic.

Why don't they just do a knockoff of Whose Line Is It Anyway, then? It only very loosely has a game show format, and even then it's all played for laughs.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Seems most people don't get that it's actually supposed to say "healthy burgers" and not "heal thy burgers" until it's pointed out.

:thejoke:

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
As funny as this is, I really, really hope it's not real.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Wikipedia's Spotted Dick article posted:

The word was widely used as a term for pudding in the 19th century; in late 19th century Huddersfield, for instance, a glossary of local terms described "Dick, plain pudding. If with treacle sauce, treacle dick."

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Len posted:

Not enough impact font.

Impact is so 2010. :colbert:

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Don't forget the parody from Homestar Runner, Xeriouxly Forxe.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

frozenpussy posted:

please don't ruin this for me



No boobs, see?

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
[Insert obligatory "where's the ring?" here.]

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

I can't look at these pictures without this vine coming to mind.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

canyoneer posted:

I used to live there, and am acquainted with the lady who owns the place. I haven't asked if she's the ho who makes the pies :(

I suspect the spelling is intentional, given the hyphen and the rest of the sign that's cut off in that picture.



That's the ho that made the pies.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
Aw, come on, you can't post that without the reading.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Go climb a ladder of dicks.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

BaronVanAwesome posted:

Very suggestive



I don't think I've seen a meme persist quite as tenaciously as loss.jpg, or in as many forms.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Whoahhh Black Betty

Whoahhh Black Betty

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Teach posted:

Yes. Also, help I ate this but I think in allergic to Lorem Ipsum am I going to die?



You should contact a linguist immediately.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Gorilla Salad posted:

Wait - it's a loving book!

It's a book of urls.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
I had never heard of Kissenger before I saw it mentioned here

how long until they make a version for sex rather than kissing

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Nailed it.

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

TinTower posted:



Seems like a family friendly movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6keZIUJBsQ

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Hyperlynx posted:

So with the porn castle thing, you just right click on it and click "Search Google for Image" and the first hit is the San Francisco Armoury, and there's a subheading on that page that says Kink.com purchase. I'm no pornologist, but I suspect that miiiight have something to do with it.

For some reason when I click on your 'search google for image' link, I get this:

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Ak Gara posted:

I believe that was the chainsaw lollipop game.

Could also be Princess Clara from Drawn Together, she used almost the same voice for her as she did in MLP.

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m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

Hemingway To Go! posted:

is that the british or american "fanny"

Tesco is UK, so I'd assume the British one.

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