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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Does the game stimulate ejaculation? Why the price?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Jesus....

I think I have a copy of FFThree. whatever the gently caress that is in Japanese versions. With book and box. AM I a millionaire?


Edit: oh and I know I have super metroid somewhere.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You know....


I think I might have to see if I can hook a SNES up to a modern tv, just for shits and giggles.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nastyman posted:

You know how works of art appreciate in value over time? The way Van Gogh's paintings were more or less worthless before he died, or a renaissance masterpiece may now be worth tens and thousands more than it ever could in its creation?

Well, basically, video game nerds don't care about art, history or indeed anything other than video games so they'll waste all their money on a video game cartridge for a game they never intend to play again, instead displaying it proudly and prominently in their living room as some sort of electronic pussy repellant because it reminds them of a simpler time in their life when they were happy and free of responsibilities.

It's the Beer Mirror of the nerd community. Got it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hogge Wild posted:

What else could it be.

Rape?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Random Stranger posted:

I assume all of the events plan they plan are held in Silent Hill.



Checks out.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oh Hell No posted:

So the leprechaun costume from that one Fashion SWAT has showed up in Japan.



VICE: Photos of St. Patrick's Day in Tokyo

It's not just Tokyo.


Taken in Pittsburgh, PA

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

RFC2324 posted:

Do you remember those days where your teachers decided that it was the day to watch a movie, but didn't tell you in advance?

Its because they were still drunk from the night before.

I come from a family of teachers, I have never met anyone else outside of IT who drinks as much, and for a single night, I have never seen anyone outside of a frat drink so much.

Anthropologists.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

Not if they're pouring dysentery-laden flood water over your head.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Etoniichuan posted:

This is my favorite Loss edit so far.

of the use of his lower body, sure

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

budgieinspector posted:



On the line between "funny" and "awesome", depending on how you feel about themed toilets.

Looks damned uncomfortable. Maybe one of those Air cushion seats would help from getting your rear end cut up?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ol qwerty bastard posted:

Bonzi Buddy did bring us this video, so maybe it's not all bad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

Oh thank you for this link.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Samfucius posted:


Go home, Netflix. You're drunk.

First one good for Jennifer Aniston boobs.

Third one ok for teh campy funzors.

That's it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Samfucius posted:

I hope you caught why I took the picture.

If you're just sharing your additional Warwick Davis opinions, good on you.

Oh god, the true story bit? This is why I don't make good life decisions on vodka.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Spider cat, Spider CAT?!?! :stonk:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Len posted:

There's nothing good about living in this state. Nothing at all.

That's good advice.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Needs more liquor

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ubergnu posted:

Cats just don't give a gently caress about gravity and physics.



VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Paladinus posted:

She's a TARDIS.

Much bigger on the inside.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

There's a joke here.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Unoriginal Name posted:

(8+2)+3=(10)+3

You quickly know what adds up to 10, then you figure out the rest.

1=1

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Angela Christine posted:

1=0.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999...?

Where is the significant digit?


The new Myst looks purrfect.

VendaGoat has a new favorite as of 19:39 on May 14, 2015

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Drunk Driver Dad posted:

iirc her story was something like she was naked, and dropped something under the couch and the dog mounted her. which is honestly about as believable as "i tripped and thats how this giant dildo got stuck in my rear end" ER stories

So.... I shouldn't tell them that?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Minarch posted:

mournful tits

But I thought those were Ducks? I am the worst Ornithologist. :confused:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
And throbbing. A long, hard, throbbing, well known dick joke with sex pun.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Red_October_7000 posted:

"Ejaculate & Evacuate"

"Shoot & Scoot"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
"Blam and Scram"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I can respond to this seriousl.....


gently caress it, *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

LoonShia posted:

Jesus was a man, he surely had a refractory period.

3 days is a bit much

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

MizPiz posted:

Satan brewed this for menthol-smoking alcoholics. That's the only way I can imagine this existing.

Please don't besmirch Satan's good name.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

syscall girl posted:

Lotta kids don't remember the turn of the century. Or the clone wars.

Think about this. Next year. People will be legally allowed to drive who were born in 2000.


I'd say turn of the century, but I would incur the wrath of pedants.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

BgRdMchne posted:

Think about this: people who were born before WWII ended are allowed to drive.

Bell curves be a harsh mistress

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Steven CatFingers posted:

A mascot for money

He'll do what you want.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hooah posted:

Why'd they leave his lower legs the same size? If you're gonna shrink someone, shrink all of them!

You know nothing

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

It'll be set in Mississippi? :confused:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Thump! posted:

But this just feels like a mental illness of some sort.

Welcome to the internet! Here is your complimentary Obsessive/Compulsive disorder and you get your choice of fetish. Please feel free to blog about it, we are all very interested in you.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

You like scabby "patties" don't you Squidward?

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Noobs. He's pressing the ignitor

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