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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Shneak posted:

In actual funny comic news: new Steve Lichmans are coming.

I came. I'm cumming. I done did a cum.

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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This is basically what they do to treat Chron's Disease.
That's a good doctor.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I've only seen one Burma Shave ad in the wild and I'm not old enough to know them in their heyday.

But goddamn it if I don't love these gags.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I've seen that exact gag a million loving times.
Yeah, social anxiety is easy to ignore if you can just hang with a cool dog or something.

Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Hogge Wild posted:

Since people seem to like 'Meet the Introverts', I'll post more of it:



I'm irrationally irritated by people holding up their pointer finger to talk.

If I see anyone do that in real life, I want to slap them.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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What's that comic where the guy stabs a soft-boiled egg and basically has an orgasm?

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Cows aren't smart and they don't have thumbs.

They'd make bad tools.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Rigged Death Trap posted:

The only thing wrong with Nedroid is that ive already read it all.

I want to empty quote this all night. It's seriously the best. I do also really enjoy Awkward Zombie most of the time.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Unmature posted:

He didn't bad touch me or anything, just was kind of a jerk. I waited in line to meet him and watched him avoid eye contact and barely exchange two sentences with his fans. Then it got to me. I handed him my copy of How to Make Webcomics and he just wordlessly opened it and started signing. I tried to make conversation, "I just got it signed by Brad Guigar." He looks at me and in the shittiest way points to Brad's signature and says "I see that." Then he drew the cat who is my least favorite PVP character and handed me the book.

This was after years of reading PVP and being a part of the community in the stream chats and the forums. As a teen I would just jump to random parts of the archives and reread the strips I'd read a hundred times. Instantly stopped reading.

He was just cranky because he hadn't eaten a Baconator for 20 minutes.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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gently caress this thread.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Zzulu posted:

if satan is so evil wouldn't he welcome all evildoers and create a paradise in hell for them

He's a prisoner just like everyone else and God rules Hell and Heaven.

Or Lucifer rules Hell and is gathering an army to take over Heaven.

Or Lucifer rules Hell and delights in torturing sinners because corruption is a central means of drifting from the divine light.

Or Lucifer rules Hell and punishes sinners as a means of absolution for his crimes.

Or the Bible is pants-on-head retarded and none of it makes sense.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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I legitimately like the Sad Witch comics because I've lived with those people (though, at a much younger age) and know that they are still human garbage.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Paladinus posted:

Look. I've been to Amsterdam just last week. This is not how people look after smoking some weed at a cafe. In this particular case, since they had to fly all the way from Australia, it's safe to say they didn't have enough sleep, so their eyes got red essentially after a sleepless night.

Your posts give me red eyes because you are incredibly dense and it made me pop a blood vessel.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Jesus Christ stop responding to this person. Read ONE page of his post history. His gimmick is that he's a Giant Retard, constantly Advocating for an even more retarded Devil

My dude, who has time to go and read someone's post history.

(Don't read mine, I'm terrible)

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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It's pronounced, "green transit".

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Geniephillia is really common, dude.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Zzulu posted:

Snek skelton:



This kills the snek

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

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Million dollar idea:
Pregnancy tests branded with the result you're hoping for.
"I want to get pregnant and have a boy"
*Pees on blue stick*
[Aww gently caress yeah he's gonna play baseball!]

Yeah I know they don't say the gender. I'm not that dumb.

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