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Maltag
Oct 1, 2007
SHort people: who needs them? Well I actually need a list of them as they appear in video games for a project im working on. If you know one of these subhumans give a shout and let us know what game theyre from as well since this thread is about games.

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apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Maltag
Oct 1, 2007

tyhis has nothing to do with games and it also isnt funny. dont post in my threads.

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
Can't wait for the list.

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Do your own research op.

Soral
May 30, 2009

good luck with your project op

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Toad is short.

Soral
May 30, 2009

toad is actually of average size for his species

DICKHEAD
Jul 29, 2003

Luigi when he gets hit.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
Please don't ask goons to do your homework

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Yobgoblin
Mar 19, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Clapping Larry
beecock

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW

Soral
May 30, 2009


hell, the aids injections will be mandatory eventually anyways, so why not get it over with

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

You, OP.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

thank you aidsolf n...n...n***ler

BERGfu
Aug 24, 2010



thought it was daikatana now?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mario, about half the time.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
tingle is very short

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

Great Joe posted:

thank you aidsolf n...n...n***ler

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

FactsAreUseless posted:

Mario, about half the time.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Bethesda's magnum opus as a publisher, the 2009 video game Wet, has a scene where a midget tortures you and then you turn him into a stew. Hopefully this helps with your research.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-ASNHOK-P4&t=2568s

(42:48 if the link does not work!)

Stink fag
Aug 21, 2014
Short people are hosed up.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax
Maltag, from The Game of Life

Dexters Secret
Jun 19, 2014

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_dogs_in_video_games

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Maltag posted:

SHort people: who needs them? Well I actually need a list of them as they appear in video games for a project im working on. If you know one of these subhumans give a shout and let us know what game theyre from as well since this thread is about games.

all nonwhite jrpg characters

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
i admit that 's just a extrapolationf rom the following fact: asians are known for being short

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
Lmfao at all the tall aliens. Enjoy your shorter lifespans and worse gains.

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
:downsbravo:

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

Hoodrich posted:

Lmfao at all the tall aliens. Enjoy your shorter lifespans and worse gains.

(mAN who looks like something from the psycho crystal therapy comics) Hi beta manlets! Enjoy being losers? You'll never know what it's like to be alpha

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Stink fag posted:

Short people are hosed up.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Hoodrich posted:

Lmfao at all the tall aliens. Enjoy your shorter lifespans and worse gains.

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
http://crystals1986.deviantart.com/art/Me-getting-Lumbar-Puncture-from-Applejack-387456365

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Sir AIDS posted:

(mAN who looks like something from the psycho crystal therapy comics) Hi beta manlets! Enjoy being losers? You'll never know what it's like to be alpha

look at the midget!!! midget!!1 midget so tiny!! so tiny look at the midget!

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Whenever you play a multiplayer game against Sir AIDS

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
Tall people are simply more uncoordinated and oafy because of their restricted bloodflow. If you ever watch a tall person perform an action, it's like watching a movie in .5x speed.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Sir AIDS is 5 feet of diarrhea in a 2 foot gay man's rear end.

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
Guess what rear end-Holes. I don't care what you say to me. You're just losers posting online.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Hoodrich posted:

Tall people are simply more uncoordinated and oafy because of their restricted bloodflow. If you ever watch a tall person perform an action, it's like watching a movie in .5x speed.

Most professional athletes are probably above average height.

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Sir AIDS posted:

Guess what rear end-Holes. I don't care what you say to me. You're just losers posting online.

:(

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