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Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013
Reasons why Maria is Sexier


1.Shes the first female player character. That's gotta count for something right?
2.If her Amano art and PSP sprite are any thing to go by, she only wears half a shirt and covers the rest with half a metal bikini top. Thats awesome.
3.She's fairly weepy, so she's always looking for a shoulder to cry on. Now, you tell me you wont be that shoulder.


Reasons why Refia is sexier

1.Read the caption.
2.Gingers can be sexy.
3.Men can easily pick up a girl who ran from home.

Reasons why Rydia is Sexier

1.Green is sexy and shes covered in it.
2.She got a suave ninja price to follow her around like a loyal lap dog, thats a definite testament to her high level of sexyness.
3.Just look at her and dare tell me she's not sexy.
4.She doesn't need huge boobs to attract fanboys.
5.She doesn't have to wear a bikini, or a miniskirt, or hotpants. Rydia wears just the right amount of clothing to be provocative.
6.Or any FFIV fan, we all know she's hot.
7.She carries a whip and can summon half-nude demi-goddesses at her whim.

Reasons why Rosa is Sexier

1.Everyone know Blondes do it better than green hairs.
2.Admit it. You'll always be a sucker for the damsel in distress.
3.Two thirds of the men in the final party had it for her bad.
4.She has no qualms about walking around in her underwear.
5.If her captivity in the Tower of Zot is any clue, she's into BDSM.

Reasons why Lenna Charlotte Tycoon is Sexier

1.She's apparently cute enough to convince wandering adventuers, ruthless pirates, old men, and DRAGONS to do whatever she asks. Thats saying something.
2.She has pink hair. Come on everyone love pink hair!.
3.She's the first playable princess.
4.She's royalty, you know theres a few perk that goes with datin a princess

Reasons why Faris Scherwiz is Sexier

1.Both Bartz and Galuf drool over her sleeping visage. Oh, did I mention that at this point THEY STILL THINK SHES A GUY?! yeah shes that hot.
2.She has a sea dragon for a best freind. Does that even need explaining?
3.PIRATES!
4.when she dresses like a girl shes apparently a mega babe.
5.When she's dressed as a man, she makes men question their sexuality, and when she's dressed as a girl... well ^^

Reasons why Terra is Sexier


1.She's a magical demigod and a mother figure.
2.She's no bimbo, much to Edgar's chagrin.
3.One burst of power and she's nude and pink. Hot.
4.She's a magic badass in Dissidia!
5.Know what's holding that top of hers up? Neither do we.
6.She's too much woman for any man in Final Fantasy VI to handle, even Edgar backed off after seeing her in action!

Reasons why Celes Chere is Sexier


1.See No.1 for Rosa.
2.She's the Buffy of the FF universe.
3.Did you SEE her in that ball gown?.
4.She's a general, not some love starved twit! Gotta love that.
5.Locke fell for her even though he still loved Rachel.
6.Setzer fell for her even after finding out she wasn't Maria.
7.She's a blonde hottie with a big sword who isn't a psycho b**ch. (Take that, Uma!)

Reasons why Aerith Gainsborough is Sexier

1.Aerith sells cheap to expensive flowers ranging from one gil to five hundred, and knows how to give away her charm too!
2.Aerith is a magical being with a soft skin.
3.She saves the whole world with one spell, while dead.
4.As the CGI gets better, Aerith gets hotter, while Tifa ends up looking more and more like Rinoa. Ew.
5.She's living the fangirl dream; Zack's girlfriend, and Cloud's girlfriend...maybe.
6.She's been dead for over ten years and fans are still debating if Cloud loves her. To have that kind of staying power, she's gotta be sexy!

Reasons why Tifa Lockhart is Sexier (Quality FF Babe. SIR AIDS Seal of Approval!)


1.Whether skimpy or not, Tifa can definitely kick your rear end!
2.Tifa uses slots for her powerful punches and kicks, not some random dopey attacks.
3.BOOBIES!!! (Come on, it had to be said eventually)
4.She somehow makes suspenders and a leather miniskirt seem like a good idea.
5.Watch her fight with Loz, she totally flashes her rear end at the camera!
6.She's a bartender. Free drinks with the babe!


Reasons why Cissnei is sexier

1.Secret agent gotta like that.
2.Not many women in the series seen in a bikini (any others?).
3.Can take down Genesis clones by herself.

Reasons why Rinoa Heartilly is Sexier



1.Rinoa's a Sorceress, and she'll go extremely berserk and can off some Black Magic when provoked!
2.Among the first to be rendered with a life-like appearance.
3.Angel wings are sexy, I think... Er... Yeah.
4.Your'e-Going-To-Like-Rinoa!

Reasons why Quistis Trepe is Sexier

1.Hot for teacher? *cough*
2.The Spoony One said it all : "Dude, she's eighteen and SHE WHIPS PEOPLE!"
3.Everyone likes a hot girl in glasses!

Reasons why Selphie is sexier

1.Just look at her.
2.Nunchucks are cool.
3.Just funny.


Reasons why Edea Kramer is Sexier

1.Decorative shower curtain!
2.Whether dressed up un-neededly intricately or below simplistic, she's a classy gal.

Reasons why Garnet is Sexier

1.Whether you like girls with short or long hair, she's got you covered.
2.Her name is after a weapon and a jewel, she had a horn, looks good in a jumpsuit, a throne dress and she can rock both hairstyles.
3.She's not Quina.
4.See Lenna #4
5.Do you know anyone else who looks good in an electric-orange jumpsuit? Anyone? Thought so.
6.Apparently, she has a soft butt.
7.Zidane spent four disks flirting with women and settled on her. Obviously she's got something going on underneath that poised persona...

Reasons why Beatrix is Sexier

1.One word. Eyepatch. Come on, you know you love it...
2.What a certain princess wishes she could be.
3.She kicks your rear end. Three times. Then she kicks rear end for you. Awesome.
4.She looks hot even in full-plated armor, and needs no miniskirts and such to arouse men.

Reasons why Yuna is Sexier

1.Innocent white mage or gun-wielding badass? You gotta love a woman who'll give you options.
2.Yuna's an ultimate sweetheart no matter what she does (or wears).
3.Very sexy in that kimono in X and she can summon & cast magic woohoo!
4.She pretends to be innocent, but we all know what really happened in Macalania Springs...


Reasons why Lulu is Sexier

1.Lulu's a hot Black Mage... through and through.
2.One tug on that outfit and, well you get the idea.
3.A dress made of belts CAN be sexy, Lulu is evidence.
4.Caught" a sports star who wanted his brother (BAD)
5.She seems to be the only one in Spira with anything resembling fassion sense.

Reasons why Rikku is Sexier

1.Rikku definately knows how to keep her upbeat attitude even in tough situations.
2.She aso apparently know what age it's alright to start wearing more reveling clothes, take THAT Rydia!
3.Rikku does not want to grow up, ((Yunie)) so she likes to play does she? (see clothes fo evidence)).


Reasons why Paine is Sexier

1.Ultima the High Seraph knows why.
2.She's like squall. Only she's a hot girl.
3.Who doesn't dream of thawing an ice princess?

Reasons why Ashe is Sexier

1.She wears what is possibly the shortest skirt in the entier series.
2.Pretty drat sexy outfit and can kick some rear end.
3.Best booty in the whole series.
4.Get the camera angle juuuust right an you canlook up that miniskirt or i'm sure she will just let you look. Ashe cannot resist FF wizards like ourselves.
5.See Lenna #4

Reasons why Fran is Sexier

1.She's a viera. 'Nuff said.
2.She's partners with the Leading Man.
3.Her outfit is almost entierly metal, and theres just something kinky abo that.

Reasons why Lightning is Sexier

1.Lightning may not be one of the sweetest gals of the FF series, but you've got to admit she's hot!
2.Lightning can change from a gun to a sword! Unlike some people...
3.She already has fanboys and her game hasn't been released yet!
4.Lightning is like Cloud. Except she's a hot gal. But Cloud is too sometimes

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Mr.Fahrenheit
Dec 27, 2012
I'm going to have to agree with Sir AIDS pick

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I'm a Paine and Lulu man myself, OP. Have a good one.

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
i want yuna to blast my face with piss

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

thuly posted:

i want yuna to blast my face with piss

:staredog:

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.
beatrix...... sit on my face

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

What the gently caress? You didn't list Galuf's granddaughter who is like 10 years old?

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Silver Striker posted:

What the gently caress? You didn't list Galuf's granddaughter who is like 10 years old?

Mods. Silver Striker's account has been stolen by a member of Badgame.net. Please, save Silver Striker!

Sir AIDS
Nov 5, 2013

Wormskull posted:

Mods. Silver Striker's account has been stolen by a member of Badgame.net. Please, save Silver Striker!

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
rikku, close thread

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

Wormskull posted:

Mods. Silver Striker's account has been stolen by a member of Badgame.net. Please, save Silver Striker!

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Wormskull posted:

Mods. Silver Striker's account has been stolen by a member of Badgame.net. Please, save Silver Striker!

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
Yuna

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
2.Aerith is a magical being with a soft skin.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
let's face it, edea is the only one who has been proven to be willing to touch a goon

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

2.Aerith is a magical being with a soft skin.

why does she only have one

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

2.Aerith is a magical being with a soft skin.

i didn't read the whole thing but this is def the most unsettling part

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.

A Spider Covets posted:

why does she only have one

i won't have you trash talking one of our fair ladies

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
the big bap

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
i'd like to correct the op. lightning's game has, in fact, been released

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

thuly posted:

i want yuna to blast my face with piss

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
hehe i know she has it in her, the piss that is

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

It's Tifa, who I named Big Mama in my run of FFVII.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Beatrix is very skilled at handling large swords, yes.

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.
when i was a young gamer i had a crush on beatrix. now i jujst want her to sit on my face

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
lol @ all these anorexics, ill take a real woman

Thug Lessons
Dec 14, 2006


I lust in my heart for as many dead refugees as possible.
Vaan.

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

rediscover posted:

when i was a young gamer i had a crush on beatrix. now i jujst want her to sit on my face


thuly posted:

i want yuna to blast my face with piss


qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

one thing is being an rear end man but never go full tailsbuttholeman, please

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
Y R P In position. It's showtime girls!

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




cloud as a girl qed qtiyd

HalfHazard
Mar 29, 2010


princess garnet... the cutie with the bootie

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Chocolina.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
Just a friendly reminder for my imp hopefuls out there, I have it on very reliable info (my bae rikku) that Paine probably isn't into dudes

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Beatrix hands down

red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...
lulu

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012

Terra or Celes, obviously. dem pixels

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Gasbraai
Oct 25, 2010

Lictor my Dictor
Tidus is the sexiest FF waifu

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