Zippy the Bummer posted:goddammit i came here to do a malatora one The tentacle rape wolf dragon police are going to arrest you for that precrime.
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A young couple is on the run after it's discovered they are gestating an unlicensed pregnancy. Can the highly efficient units of the Jackbot squad track them down and terminate the rogue fetus before it's too late? Yes, of course they can.
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Feb 21, 2015 06:20
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Tank Stabler flattens the west wall of the Wal-Compound. "My sensors are detecting spoiled beta milk in this facility."
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Feb 21, 2015 07:30
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T the Man of Ice and his waste-ghoul partner Munch are on the case when a series brutal vidsense showing helpless cit-prols being murdered in the streets begin to circulate on the net. Panic grips the Under City as every day new vidsense are uploaded, each more violent and merciless than the last. Even with the bodies clogging the resyc facilities, T the Man of Ice and his waste ghoul-partner Munch's investigation falters when not a single one of the incidents in the vidsense is reported. In the end it turns out to all be a big misunderstanding and a Minor Peacewarden was simply toungeing the wrong info-gram at the end of its shift and sending its badge-cam footage to Cit-Net instead of Blue-Net.
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Feb 21, 2015 08:41
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goddamn applewhite how do u do it
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Feb 21, 2015 08:54
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Ripped from the Neuro-Headlines: A call for help from a Federal Marshall in a rape investigation is received from an unlikely source, Planet New Texas.
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Feb 21, 2015 10:45
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After a failed bust knocks Stablerbot out of commission, the SV unit is decommissioned. Stablerbot is melted down and IceT-88 is transferred to the Judge's Unit, under the new designation Judge Chug.
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Feb 21, 2015 10:57
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In the Freehold of Texarrakis, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the cyber-rangers, who investigate crime, and Grand High Potentate Phil Jenkins, who initially purchased most of Texarrakis with a massive load of bitcoins and now serves as it's emperor.
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Feb 21, 2015 11:09
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at chromodawn a man convicted of stealing a synth-ham is given a last swaggerette before his execution, slamhounds howl in the distance
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Feb 21, 2015 13:15
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When CHUDs bodies start showing up with signs of being raped, it's up to Stablerbot and BENSoN to find out who is committing these crimes.
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Feb 21, 2015 13:58
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this system is using a 64 bit firewall; if we switch to 128 bit tcp over blowfish we can override their teleporter and teleport the wifi radiation here to intercept their network
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Feb 21, 2015 16:28
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A man is found shot dead under mysterious circumstances. It turns out the murderer was the bullet.
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Feb 21, 2015 17:29
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The year is 2100. Fictional characters are now real thanks to a holodeck malfunction. Detective Stabler wins the Presidency of the Neo-United States, and begins a genocidal purge of those born from non-fictional persons - but the lines begin to blur on who's real, who's not, and who is a fictional dramatic representation of a non-fictional character.
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Feb 21, 2015 17:36
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Trapped in the memeverse when a freak lightning storm hits a NYC datacenter, the intrepid detectives must continue their fight against heinous crimes as a bunch of LOLcats. There are useless dead-end macros everywhere, but by the second commercial break they'll still manage to find a lead. At first they're intimidated by the ubiquitous presence of celebrities, goatse, and Adolf Hitler, but soon come to accept that these are just part of the background noise of their new investigations. Also they have a wacky sidekick, too.
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Feb 21, 2015 18:40
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When an ordinary office worker is found decapitated in his cubicle, investigators struggle to find a motive. The plot thickens when it comes out that the victim was embezzling computer cycles from the company in order to run a blacknet virtu-nightclub in his off hours.
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Feb 21, 2015 19:02
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the last episode of law and order playing is intimidation game, in mall of america on a big screen tv. the power is about to go out. the human race is dead by its own hubris. the last words echoed by humanity: go home gamer girl. fin.
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Feb 21, 2015 19:09
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Radiation storms have rendered the surface world uninhabitable to all but a few wasteoids and mutants communities. The Law and Order team continue fighting for justice as they live and work underground with the mole people and omnipresent Transit Authority. For budgetary reasons, there are less robots than one sees IRL.
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Feb 21, 2015 19:21
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 Rising sea levels have submerged the surface world. Only a few whaling communities and Polynesians call the surface world home, the rest of humanity has evolved and adapted. The Law and Order team continue fighting for justice as they live and work underwater with the merpeople and omnipresent British Petroleum. For budgetary reasons, there are less fish than one sees IRL. Also only one ROV which is clearly just a video camera with two fans taped on the sides. Special guest star: Tastee Squid, mascot of Japan's favorite squid-flavored snack cracker.
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Feb 21, 2015 19:26
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Lovecraftian horrors and a mysterious fog which either causes people to vaporize or turn into monsters themselves have rendered the surface world uninhabitable to all but a few crazies, cultists, and Luddites. The Law and Order team continue fighting for justice as they live and work in the wide, blue yonder with the bird people and omnipresent Cog & Steam Authority. Everyone is wearing canvas, leather, and shiny brass. Gears and machinery are everywhere but never seem to perform any function. For budgetary reasons, there is only one dirigible. Special guests include: The clone of Jules Verne (repeated cameos), and the ghost of Nikolai Tesla which inhabits the electro-grid.
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Feb 21, 2015 19:33
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Lovecraftian horrors and a mysterious fog which either causes people to vaporize or turn into monsters themselves have left much of the world forbidding and uninhabitable to all but a few crazies, cultists, and savage people. The Law and Order team continue fighting for justice as they live and work out of Miskatonic University with the ghoul people and omnipresent fungi from Yuggoth. Everyone is depressed, haunted by their past, delusional, or unbelievably insane and manic. Books and forgotten gods are everywhere but never seem to perform any function other than to ramp up the madness for the last part of an episode. For budgetary reasons, Cthulhu only makes limited appearances in dreams and in the first season is basically hot CGI garbage. Wacky comic relief: Skreeeah, the nightgaunt taxi service with a heavy accent.
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Feb 21, 2015 19:39
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Militant aboriginals and Greenpeace, along with repressive government legislation have rendered the Earth uninhabitable to human civilization. Mankind boldly turns to the stars in this series, as the Law and Order team continue fighting for justice as they live and work in The Hub. The Hub is a hyperspace "jump gate" orbiting Neptune where people either depart for the distant stars beyond the Oort cloud or return from fantastic voyages the show is not budgeted to depict. Most of the actual show will be conversation in offices or in busy Hub corridors with a window which always overlooks the exact same shot of Neptune. Aliens are hinted at but neither pictured nor described in detail. Space ships and environment suits are everywhere, but they the ships never move and we never see either of them in space. A lot of food theft and ration-scamming occurs, kind of bringing down the tone of the series from high science fiction to Depression/war-era deprivation only in space. Special guest: Xenu.
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Feb 21, 2015 19:48
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The Law and Order team continue fighting for justice as they live and work out of NBC Studios in Hollywood, California. Commercial branding and plugs for other NBC programming is ubiquitous. Apart from a few detectives, everyone is either an agent, drug dealer, drug-dealing agent, or talent, and none of the crew have names (some few have speaking parts). Allusions to Tinsel Town and star-studded events are everywhere but the cast never seem to leave the NBC lots. (For film-release reasons, and because of permissions, the show is not allowed to plainly state it is set in Los Angeles the entire first season.) A lot of the self-reference and indifference towards "common people" fails to resonate with Law and Order's audience.
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Feb 21, 2015 19:57
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*robot suspect is attempting to flee* *Elliot stabler's 23rd clone steps out from an alley and attempts to clothesline him* *arm breaks*
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Feb 21, 2015 20:09
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Troubleshooters Stabler and Benson's clones have been manhandled by Communists, but Friend Computer insists it never happened! How will they solve this case?
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Feb 21, 2015 20:24
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the cyberweb is crashed when someone posts a specifically topiced thread in a general netforum
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Feb 21, 2015 21:26
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Applewhite posted:A transforming robot is a suspect in a murder case, but he's eliminated from the investigation when he demonstrates his alt form is that of a car, when witnesses clearly describe a robot fleeing the scene in the form of a helicopter. this plot is so functionist, future society won't be so concerned by what your alt mode is and more with what's in your laser-core, filthy organics try to write robot fiction how dare you appropriate cybertronian culture
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Feb 21, 2015 21:29
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Improbable Lobster posted:A hacker uses three keyboards at once  Although I'm guessing future NCIS will eventually devolve into having all the cast members on 1 keyboard at once.
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Feb 22, 2015 01:33
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Mehuyael posted:Troubleshooters Stabler and Benson's clones have been manhandled by Communists, but Friend Computer insists it never happened! How will they solve this case? This deserves more love. Love is mandatory.
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Feb 22, 2015 05:34
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When an aid sphere is found de-rendered from the third story of the prefecture's Legislative Mainframe, the New Kyotoan squad ends up battling not just a gang of ruthless bandwith riders suspected of involvement to get to the bottom of the case, but also the malware squadron of the Technitary of State, who dispute the NK squad's jurisdictional credentials. Rookie detective 38bob1 has a crisis of conscience as they learn that the name of justice may mean nothing in the face of tight-knit group loyalties and turf claims in the Fyberbelt. Guest starring Vendo as Special Defragger Mole Munson.
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Feb 22, 2015 05:38
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A series of auto-orgasmer malfunctions occur across New Kyoto, exploding the penises of 11 young males. While first appearing to be a freak accident, the New Kyoto squad is called in to investigate when the fact emerges that the 11 victims all have something in common... a subscription to the popular Gamelifing community Duckscrew. Now the NK squad must wade through the strange norms of this AltComm's inhabitants to see if there was any "fowl" play. e: It turns out it was a freak accident, in that all 11 victims were so thoroughly invested in the AltComm that they all had independently attempted installing their auto-orgasmers slantwise, as if they had a corkscrew duck penises. Rodatose fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Feb 23, 2015 |
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Feb 22, 2015 05:58
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With the privatization of law enforcement by megacorporations the cast are forced to find work in private security firms. When Renkaku scientists start turning up dead with their hearts torn out with sacrificial obsidian daggers and their datajacks ripped and wiped and all proprietary cyberware removed they team tries to pick up the trail by finding a street doc capable of doing the deed. Spoiler, in the end they do poo poo-all because Aztechnology denies their request to look into the matter. Their corpmage handler assures them that "It will take care of itself. Null sweat, chummers."
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Feb 22, 2015 06:09
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A billboard trying to get a sex change is graffittied by a hatebot impersonating a surgeon. The New Kyoto squad's investigations into the hatebot's programming discover that the victim is not alone, as the crime counter on its hard drive indicates that many other advertising units seeking transition have been attacked. The race is on to find past victims and gather clues in order to find who programmed the hatebot before the serial molester, dubbed The Trojan, strikes again.
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Feb 22, 2015 06:20
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The Corporate Security investigation dept of the New Angeles Syndicate are tasked with finding out who vandalized a brand marketing holotapestry on 8th street using a murder death kill victim[non-membership statusless unID persons]'s gore during an especially grisly cleanup detail
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Feb 22, 2015 06:38
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Law and Order 2100: Flesh amalgamation detective Benson Stabler delves into the seedy world of social media algorithms when xshi is confronted with a case involving a woman presumably being cyber bullied by her own online personas. Turns out this woman has been trying to maliciously steal the identities of lawfully naturalized citizen spambots. President Kucinich fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Feb 22, 2015 |
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Feb 22, 2015 09:48
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The team discovers a whole cache of child pornography from the 21st century. Due to recent legislation and the eventual cloning of children incapable of feeling pain/sadness/remorse/embarrassment child pornography is now legal. The team takes a trip down memory lane as they observe acts of child love from the past. Mods knew.
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Feb 22, 2015 09:58
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A clerk and two customers are brutally murdered in a convenience store robbery. The perp thinks he made a clean getaway, but little does he know the citizen ID code tattooed at the nape of his neck was visible for a single frame when he leaned over the counter to plug his USB Bitcoin wallet into the cash register. Stabler boredly punches the offender's ID code into the remote termination app on his phone and the robber's state-mandated pacemaker explodes.
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Feb 22, 2015 15:22
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Applewhite posted:Stabler boredly punches the offender's ID code into the remote termination app on his phone and the robber's state-mandated pacemaker explodes. This probably shouldn't have made me laugh so much.
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Feb 22, 2015 21:13
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Applewhite posted:A clerk and two customers are brutally murdered in a convenience store robbery. The perp thinks he made a clean getaway, but little does he know the citizen ID code tattooed at the nape of his neck was visible for a single frame when he leaned over the counter to plug his USB Bitcoin wallet into the cash register. the twist of course is that he altered it to look like a man who was already in prison
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Feb 22, 2015 22:13
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In the year 2200, the population of men has decreased drastically due to women no longer needing them to reproduce plus the global feminist conspiracy to create only amazonian female designer babies. This has led to hyper aggressive women hunting virginial men and raping them for sport. Olivia Benson and Stabler and Munch are tasked with solving the crime of who raped the last male virgin in New York City. It was Stabler's daughter
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Feb 22, 2015 22:28
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A routine murder investigation is complicated when the prime suspect's own body is discovered in an advanced state of decay, despite him being in police custody. It eventually transpires that the suspect had been previously murdered by the victim, who then created an approximately 90% accurate replica of the suspect from publicly accessible surveillance data in order to cover his tracks; the replica eventually noticed the inconsistencies in its own memories and behaviour, and sought revenge. The judge rules that any notion of the continuity of the self is illusory and thus that murder is ill defined.
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