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When an aid sphere is found de-rendered from the third story of the prefecture's Legislative Mainframe, the New Kyotoan squad ends up battling not just a gang of ruthless bandwith riders suspected of involvement to get to the bottom of the case, but also the malware squadron of the Technitary of State, who dispute the NK squad's jurisdictional credentials. Rookie detective 38bob1 has a crisis of conscience as they learn that the name of justice may mean nothing in the face of tight-knit group loyalties and turf claims in the Fyberbelt. Guest starring Vendo as Special Defragger Mole Munson.
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A series of auto-orgasmer malfunctions occur across New Kyoto, exploding the penises of 11 young males. While first appearing to be a freak accident, the New Kyoto squad is called in to investigate when the fact emerges that the 11 victims all have something in common... a subscription to the popular Gamelifing community Duckscrew. Now the NK squad must wade through the strange norms of this AltComm's inhabitants to see if there was any "fowl" play. e: It turns out it was a freak accident, in that all 11 victims were so thoroughly invested in the AltComm that they all had independently attempted installing their auto-orgasmers slantwise, as if they had a corkscrew duck penises. Rodatose fucked around with this message at 06:12 on Feb 23, 2015 |
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A billboard trying to get a sex change is graffittied by a hatebot impersonating a surgeon. The New Kyoto squad's investigations into the hatebot's programming discover that the victim is not alone, as the crime counter on its hard drive indicates that many other advertising units seeking transition have been attacked. The race is on to find past victims and gather clues in order to find who programmed the hatebot before the serial molester, dubbed The Trojan, strikes again.
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Feb 22, 2015 06:20
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The New Kyoto squad is contacted by the grieving parents of a teenage blogborn (a human-born person who has transitioned to a text-only online presence through full bodily data conversion and download to the Meganet) pleading for justice. Their teenage blogdaughter committed suicide after being cyberbullied to the breaking point by a markov chain that got caught in a malicious feedback loop and formulated a class 1 Weaponized Sentence - which is a felony under the the 2030 Cyberbullying Code. When it's discovered that the markov chain is naturally occurring and has no programmer, the question turns to whether prefectural Meganet administrators can be held liable for allowing a text-hostile environment to develop. What seems like a hopeless shot in the dark soon uncovers something much darker as the trail of possible willful malfeasance points its way up the prefectural chain of command. Soon Unit St8ler is found asking... could Mole Munson actually end up on the defendant's bench?
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Feb 23, 2015 06:48
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House and the gang are admitted a patient with symptoms reminiscent of laughing polio, even though the disease was assumed to be eradicated following the 2039 Glaxcosmithcline Wars. As a full military quarantine is drawn, it is a race against time to properly diagnose and cure the patient before the 24 hour limit elapses and the hospital is destroyed with swift howitzer fire and all the earth around it encased in a five-story salt cube to ensure the death of a virus that is supposed to be extinct.
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monf posted:*DUN DUN* In the only game that matters, shoe scuffing and moving picks are considered especially henious. In the ruins of Neo New York, the bball droids who hustle these straight up suckas are members on an elite squad known as the SMH unit, these are their stories. *DUNK DUNK*
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