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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
"And why'd you shoot him Bill? Because he's black!"
*gesturing to the whole courtroom*
"Because over 100 years after the Civil Rights Movement we still can't get over race in America!"
*judge slams light gavel repeatedly*

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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
"What do we got?"
"Brad Ellesmere. Trityrion miner - second class. Just dropped in from Titan two weeks ago. By the looks of things somebody got the drop on him too."
"Nasty looking cut he's got there"
"Lasceration to the neck. Industrial laser by the looks of it. You can tell by the burn marks and the extent of cauterization. It's a clean kill."
"Less of a mess?"
"You got it. No blood. No clean up. If you're a in jump suit you don't have to worry about fingerprints either."
"Somebody did their homework."
"It wasn't a crime of passion that's for sure. Except... what's this?"
"Looks like hair? A woman's?"
"Judging by the colour and length we're talking one of the Neptunian girls."
"Somebody must have been in the room with him. I want all the street walkers in this sector lined up and see what they know. Check their backgrounds and see if any of them have any mining experience other than gold digging."

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
A famous rocker is killed on stage. Tempers flare over jurisdictional boundaries. Can NYPD prosecute beings from another dimension? The mystery only deepens when police examine the lyrics of the enigmatic Ziggy Stardust. Guest star: David Bowie.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Bao Feng, son of Chairman Bao Wei of Niu Yueke Commandary is implicated in the violent murder of a Triad officer. Baser agents of the NYPD believe the slander against Bao Feng and Bao Wei but thanks to the good work of loyal and virtuous officers within the department, Bao Feng is cleared of all charges, and the real culprit, a crazed homeless man, is arrested and executed. The NYPD is purged of seditious elements and the party is strengthened further.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

pathetic little tramp posted:

A black man completely unrelated to the crime but who fits the description is shot by a police officer 70 times.

This but it's a disintegrator ray causing nearly all evidence of the man to disappear. A tricky investigation follows of a murder without a body and the police on trial.

The officer is eventually suspended pay.

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Citizen Wes Smith is brought before the tribunal for the killing of Thomas White. Smith claims the killing is righteous because Thomas White attempted to steal his daughter. Clan Smith forgoes protecting in fear of inciting the more powerful Clan White who rule the South Side and have the powerful King of the Bronx as patron. He appeals to the Elder of Manhattan who suggests that in times long ago, men were tried by a selection of his peers. He will allow Smith to be represented by a man of his choosing. This 'lawyer' must show the killing was righteous according to the New Pact and convince the jury of Smith's innocence. The elder shall preside. Should he be found innocent, Clan White must provide two heads of cattle clean of radiation; should he lose, Smith will lose the protection of Clan Smith and be exiled to the poisoned remains of Old New York - certain death.

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Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
A series of grizzly murders have shaken Sector 5 to its core. Victims have been found torn apart by rail-gun slugs or blown apart by hunter missiles. The perpetrator turns out to be a military drone whose programing was not fully deactivated after his last tour. Can he be fully held responsible for his actions? The matter is purely philosophical because he will be executed if found guilty and terminated for faulty programming if found innocent.

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