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FooF
Mar 26, 2010
Investigator Model# 01ivi4 83NS0N finds a deceased [HUMAN FEMALE] in the sub-basement of a Mega-City 1 (MG1) people-mover terminal. 01ivi4's visual sensors are immediately uploaded to the MG1 PD and runs a DNA/FaceTumblrGram search to identify the body. [HUMAN FEMALE] is ID'd as one Apple-Zeta Miriam Rockefeller-Kennedy, the grandclone of the ubiquitous biosynthetic manufacturer plastered on every IXAT and New Madison Ave storefront.

01ivi4's makes a garbled sigh, "The victim has been desanguinated and all harvestable organs have been removed. drat blood junkies."

A gruff voice comes in from behind the detective: it is Holo-Stabler, "But was she dead before they pilfered her? Look at the lacerations around her Global Consumer Chip. I don't see any signs of clotting or healing."

01ivi4 peers closer and sees that Holo-Stabler is correct. "If the junkers didn't kill her, then who did?"

Suddenly a pair of hover drones with the distinct markings of the Federal Bureau of Anti-Corporate Terrorism (FB-ACT) hover over the two police officers, blaring the standard warning: "This investigation is now under FB-ACT jurisdiction. Your cooperation is appreciated. All trespassers will be recycled."

Holo-Stabler attempts to throw a New Coke bottle at the drones but his intangible hand cannot grip the object. "loving Feds! You can't get within a micrometer of a [HUMAN] without setting off some CEnatOr. I bet ADA McCoy tells us to back off this one too!"

01ivi4 attempts to calm down Holo-Stabler, "Hey, at least she wasn't raped before she was desanguinated. At least she died with dignity."

Holo-Stabler squats down and stares at the hollowed out orbits of Apple-Zeta: "Yeah, try telling that to her clone mother."

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