- Gaunab
- Feb 13, 2012
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LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
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"I need to speak with someone; i've been triggered online"
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- Gaunab
- Feb 13, 2012
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LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
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who's your favorite Law and Order 2100 detective, Lo-G-ANN-2 or Bri-I-SCO-4?
Sta-81ER
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Feb 19, 2015 21:58
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- Gaunab
- Feb 13, 2012
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LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
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When a woman comes into a hospital with a newly attacked penis, detectives have to find out who the mysterious person is that is killing men and attaching their penises to women
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Feb 19, 2015 22:00
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- Gaunab
- Feb 13, 2012
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LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
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"And why'd you shoot him Bill? Because he's a mutant!"
*gesturing to the whole courtroom*
"Because over 50 years after the moved peacefully underground, we still can't get over mutants in America!"
*judge slams light gavel repeatedly*
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Feb 20, 2015 00:57
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- Gaunab
- Feb 13, 2012
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LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
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"Your honor, I'm calling for a mistrial! Society genetically engineered him to be a next-phase human being, he's intellectually and physically superior to every person in this room. You call that collection of backwardly evolving humans his 'peers'? No... Having them pass judgement on my client would be offensive to say the least."
"Your client killed a hovercab driver! Where is HIS justice."
"My client is not to blame for his actions! He was sent upstate to an advanced humans academy where he spent 18 years being told normal people were nothing but animals and he was a god made flesh! Morality was NOT taught in these sort of STATE RUN facilities, your honor! In my client's mind, he reacted to the taxi driver demanding payment for transport the same way you or I would react to a rabid muto-rat attacking us in an alley!"
"That's a dangerous road you're setting this court upon, counselor, but I'll---"
**Engineered human kills his lawyer and the judge, courtroom freaks out**
"Filthy animals, this farce has gone from amusing to tedious! I will not be tried by vermin as you. If any of you are capable of understanding my words, depart back to your hovels, now, so I may continue on my way without further obstruction, lest you choose to invite me to delay here long enough to kill the rest of you..."
**A phaser shot rings out in b-flat, the superman crumples into a torso-less lump on the floor, unable to scream. Robo-detective steps out of the back of the courtroom, holding a still humming police-issued disintegrator.**
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!
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- Gaunab
- Feb 13, 2012
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LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
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0-livia B3 protects a mutant after the Benson algorithim determines the suspect is a serial rapist
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- Gaunab
- Feb 13, 2012
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LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
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When CHUDs bodies start showing up with signs of being raped, it's up to Stablerbot and BENSoN to find out who is committing these crimes.
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