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Someone hacked the teledildonics mainframe and wiped out all of the animal profiles.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 10:28 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:57 |
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"I'm going to need to talk to the nanny" *Shambling ultra gorrilla wet nurse with several infants suckling has shifty eyes* "Breast feeding is a crime"
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2015 10:31 |
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Tank Stabler flattens the west wall of the Wal-Compound. "My sensors are detecting spoiled beta milk in this facility."
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2015 07:30 |
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Law and Order 2100: Flesh amalgamation detective Benson Stabler delves into the seedy world of social media algorithms when xshi is confronted with a case involving a woman presumably being cyber bullied by her own online personas. Turns out this woman has been trying to maliciously steal the identities of lawfully naturalized citizen spambots. President Kucinich fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Feb 22, 2015 |
# ¿ Feb 22, 2015 09:48 |
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Bens-On: It's a barely Sentient slime mold! It can't possibly give consent. Casey Novakuum Tube Computer:The culture test showed the slime mold is over 120 years old, that's more than old enough to give consent. Clearly when it released its spore cloud near the defendant's cloaca it would be seen as an open invitation. The jury will never convict. Bens-On: You know that culture sample isn't admissible on the basis that it can't be reasonably linked to this specific slime mold colony. We live in a monstertutional bloodarchy. These slimes have rights! Novakuum Tube computer: I'm sorry, but unless you get a confession, we have to drop the charges. President Kucinich fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Feb 23, 2015 |
# ¿ Feb 23, 2015 23:31 |
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 01:57 |
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Rodatose posted:In the only game that matters, shoe scuffing and moving picks are considered especially henious. In the ruins of Neo New York, the bball droids who hustle these straight up suckas are members on an elite squad known as the SMH unit, these are their stories. JediTalentAgent posted:Episode 9008: "SITE UNSEEN" Go on...
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2015 10:11 |