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Heffer
May 1, 2003

Remains of a control-collared nanny are found in an upscale hab dome's bioreclamator. The nanny only had 3 months left till cortex-wipe and re-naturalization. Could her client's 12 year old daughter be responsible?

No, it was the daughters 13 year old boyfriend, who was actually a 145 year old man that clone swapped in to his pre-teen vat-grown body to bang kiddies. The nanny figured it out when he laughed at 100 year old SNL jokes, and tried to blackmail him.

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