We've been hired to write Law and Order episodes for the year 2100

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EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

A clerk and two customers are brutally murdered in a convenience store robbery. The perp thinks he made a clean getaway, but little does he know the citizen ID code tattooed at the nape of his neck was visible for a single frame when he leaned over the counter to plug his USB Bitcoin wallet into the cash register.
Stabler boredly punches the offender's ID code into the remote termination app on his phone and the robber's state-mandated pacemaker explodes.

the twist of course is that he altered it to look like a man who was already in prison

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EngineerSean: Feb 9, 2004; by zen death robot

JediTalentAgent posted:

Episode 9008: "SITE UNSEEN"
"The Space Jam website has been deleted from the internet, and while researching the background of the missing webpage, the squad undercovers a conspiracy and buried secrets. Needing help, the department utilizes their hologram unit to bring back legendary members of the NYPD from the 1990s, Brisco and Logan, to help them solve the crime."

The Space Jam website is the only thing holding the Internet together.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 01:31

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