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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
ripped from the holoticker: a teenager plays violent alterverses and winds up killing someone in real life cuz he cant tell the difference cuz the graphics are so real

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Pre-judge is sent on the run after escaping a pre-sentencing hearing for the pre-diddling of pre-kids and he winds up proving that a hamster wheel hooked up to electrodes is not in fact a proper substitute for justice after he doesn't diddle any kids during the time he was supposed to

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
The Corporate Security investigation dept of the New Angeles Syndicate are tasked with finding out who vandalized a brand marketing holotapestry on 8th street using a murder death kill victim[non-membership statusless unID persons]'s gore during an especially grisly cleanup detail

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:

In the year 2200, the population of men has decreased drastically due to women no longer needing them to reproduce plus the global feminist conspiracy to create only amazonian female designer babies. This has led to hyper aggressive women hunting virginial men and raping them for sport. Olivia Benson and Stabler and Munch are tasked with solving the crime of who raped the last male virgin in New York City.


It was Stabler's daughter

Men can't be raped because who the gently caress cares what they want anyway

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Moon Colony One police detective Shin'huang Yolonson is faced with the most vicious serial killer this side of the Alpha Quadrant: someone who is killing people in their tanning beds by cranking up the UV dosage

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
The Worldwide Gangster Computer God in charge of enslaving humankind must punish a crimal insect who would dare show mercy to a fellow human by killing it as an act of mercy. The WGCG sentences the insect to an unending existence as a gelatinous blob, capable only of feeling pain

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Applewhite posted:

A space cop pulls over a rocketship for speeding. When he gets to the window, the driver is dead!

Law.and.Order.Outer.Space-S02E09.Ghost.ride.the.ship[JacktheRippa].x264

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