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"We've got good new and bad news... Good news is that we've got a hit on the DNA evidence, it's a match!" "Bad news?" "It's DNA from some AG78s clone-drones. We can't take them to trial, but ADM said they'll just recall the whole batch and mulch them into fertilizer and pay for the standard fine and restitution to the family..." "Hold off, who was the original DNA donor of that batch of AG78s?" "It's practically public domain DNA at this point, but ADM still owns the patents on all the modifications done to it." "I'm calling up Mars on my iCon. I want a virtual roundtable with the AI simulations of the cryogenically frozen heads of all the heads of ADM in one hour!"
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"Your client should feel privileged, Councilor, to live in the year 2100. If this were just 80 or 90s years ago he might have gone to a prison for having 'disorderly' thoughts like those. Instead, he'll be treated to all the amenities and luxuries of a modern mental health care facility until such time his thoughts and private opinions are no longer a potential threat to himself or others."
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"Someone has kidnapped my great-grandmother's antique Second Life avatar! You have to find them! YOU HAVE TO FIND THEM!" "You know, if the avatar dies, her property goes to her heirs. I think we need to look at their financials." "What is Second Life?" "It's a primitive precursor to things like the Oculus Estates and Retina Halls. It's old cyber-money, a bunch of weak-eyed, strong-fingered sorts." "It's also where dozens of virtual trillionaires set up retro vacation homes, settle this case, quick, before we get a phone call from His Honor xxXSSXGokuFuckAllDay69Xxx."
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"He stole a sample of Mz. Jones' DNA to make a mindless clone that he could grow in a lab and gently caress at his pleasure." "Objection, your honor! My client RECOVERED genetic material that disposed of by his accuser in the form of a skin cells left on a water bottle they'd been drinking out of. Mz. Jones clearly gave up her ownership of said genetic material when she gave up the bottle!" "Is this true, Mr. MqKoi?" "Partially, your honor! The Defense is leaving out a critical piece of information that the bottle was disposed of in an approved city-managed recycling collection bin. Mz. Jones is NOT the victim, your honor. The City of New York IS the victim. The genetic material officially became state property the moment it went into that bin, along with the bottle. As such, the city is pursuing the case!" "Before you decide, your honor! Our position is that the bottle was only partially IN the bin, but the spout of the bottle remained OUTSIDE the bin at the time my client retrieved it for the sample from it. So, technically, at the point between Mz Jones 'abandoned' her DNA and my client took possession, the DNA itself never entered into the city's possession. The most that the city has my client on is the actual theft of an empty bottle, which the last time I looked fell under a misdemeanor. Worst case scenario, a Class 9 Improper Diversion of Recyclable Materials, which is at most a $100 fine..." JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 11:12 on Feb 19, 2015 |
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"Your honor, I'm calling for a mistrial! Society genetically engineered him to be a next-phase human being, he's intellectually and physically superior to every person in this room. You call that collection of backwardly evolving humans his 'peers'? No... Having them pass judgement on my client would be offensive to say the least." "Your client killed a hovercab driver! Where is HIS justice." "My client is not to blame for his actions! He was sent upstate to an advanced humans academy where he spent 18 years being told normal people were nothing but animals and he was a god made flesh! Morality was NOT taught in these sort of STATE RUN facilities, your honor! In my client's mind, he reacted to the taxi driver demanding payment for transport the same way you or I would react to a rabid muto-rat attacking us in an alley!" "That's a dangerous road you're setting this court upon, counselor, but I'll---" **Engineered human kills his lawyer and the judge, courtroom freaks out** "Filthy animals, this farce has gone from amusing to tedious! I will not be tried by vermin as you. If any of you are capable of understanding my words, depart back to your hovels, now, so I may continue on my way without further obstruction, lest you choose to invite me to delay here long enough to kill the rest of you..." **A phaser shot rings out in b-flat, the superman crumples into a torso-less lump on the floor, unable to scream. Robo-detective steps out of the back of the courtroom, holding a still humming police-issued disintegrator.**
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Episode 9008: "SITE UNSEEN" "The Space Jam website has been deleted from the internet, and while researching the background of the missing webpage, the squad undercovers a conspiracy and buried secrets. Needing help, the department utilizes their hologram unit to bring back legendary members of the NYPD from the 1990s, Brisco and Logan, to help them solve the crime."
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