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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Frosted Flake posted:

One of Canada's best museums was thoroughly ruined.

Before





After



It's hard to find photos that truly convey how awful the ROM is now. Especially the interior, which is huge and ugly and doesn't actually have any exhibits in it.



All three of those exterior views currently exist, though.

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Paddyb posted:

The Cincinnati Library then:


If they didn't use endless belt manlifts or at least paternosters to get from level to level, I'll be disappointed.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Professor Shark posted:

I genuinely cannot tell where the building is or what is going on there.

Is that building with 6 different shades of grey made out of assorted shapes the parliament?

They want their government functions to appear unobtrusive, so they adopted dazzle camouflage as their architectural theme.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Take this:


Tear it down and put up this instead:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Angela Christine posted:

Okay, the first one is pretty as hell, but I bet it was unpleasant to navigate and expensive to maintain.

Apparently one of the turrets fell off a year or two before it was demolished (but still in use).
It was one of the red-headed stepchildren of the school's architectural plan from the late 30s to when it was demolished in 1969, so there was probably several decades of deferred maintenance.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

steinrokkan posted:

The top one looks like a Bavarian peasant's fever dream.

It was pretty much all there was out on the prairie, so it was pretty striking.



(The one on the left is still there)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

steinrokkan posted:

Those aren't log cabins, those are market stalls.

Kurfürstendamm serves as a marketplace.



A seasonal Christmas market next to a Christian church doesn't sound entirely unusual.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Angela Christine posted:

I'll see your H and raise you an M.



The M is also an elephant.

It's a four-legged duck with a beard.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Yawgmoth posted:

I wanna have a Chinese restaurant named Kowloon and have the inside be a model of the walled city.

Like Denver's Casa Bonita.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

TenementFunster posted:

Or Tulsa's Casa Bonita, you ingrate

Closed years ago.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Zopotantor posted:

Reminds me of this proposal from SITE, which I think wasn't actually built:

Reminds me of this:


Which was used to turn this:


Into this:


I really like Hundertwasser's buildings.





thank you, thread, for Hundertwasser.

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Noggin Monkey posted:

Nice video! I feel like an interior shot looking out of a bay window might have been appropo given his warmup talk there.

I think it's more the idea of a bay window. I think very few, if any, of the apartments have what could be considered a bay window, but that doesn't stop the building from looking really good.
http://www.newyorkbygehry.com/#!new-york-by-gehry

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
The "TF" on the building is because it's the Headquarters of "Tapir Force," right?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eu9QGD41mk





joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

http://www.wadeweissmannarchitecture.com/portfolio/Portfolio.aspx?categoryID=2&workID=54
If you're exercising in a place this fancy, you can afford your own pilates cleanser.


Pontius Pilate's pool needs some cleaning.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Sammus posted:

So hire a bunch of day laborers and start digging into a hillside? I have just the place.

I imagine water control is a pretty serious concern, depending on location.

Both seepage and condensation are serious concerns.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Until I saw that, one could have made an argument the Neuschwanstein belonged in this thread. At least in comparison to Neu-Neuschwanstein you can't claim that anymore.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Tunga posted:

This doesn't prove that it's a shop. What is the implication, that a real image was flipped? The one with the letters has windows in the reflection which don't match the "real" photo. I'm not convinced these are taken in the same place. It could still be a shop, of course, or a prank, or whatever. I think we can agree that it isn't a real sign that someone designed because you'd just move it all over a couple of letters and it'd fit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZshMwU2-HCM
An explanation, or a yet more elaborate prank.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Dick Trauma posted:

monstrosity.



You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

cheerfullydrab posted:

Needs some fountains in the front. And pennants. And a digital sign.

Each fountain and pennant must be of a different style, but must be painted in the same style (but different colors, of course)

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

This is "I'm a Shark!" in building form.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Yawgmoth posted:

:agreed: gently caress stucco, it always looks cheap and dirty and terrible.


Two out of three ain't bad, but it ain't good.
Not even stucco can make rococo not succo.

popewiles posted:

How did you get inside my room?

If you said this:

was your room, I'd say you were mad.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Oct 12, 2015

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Bogan Krkic posted:

That's my room

You're mad!

p.s. If any local aristocrats want to take you out skinny-dipping, DON'T GO.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
You should read (or watch) A Boy and His Dog.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
OH. MY. GOD. I can't see how any person could forego built-in Kevlar cat-bathing baffles in their shower and still have the audacity to call themselves civilized! It's just....


Where do you even live?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.
Angkor Bwaak.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Humboldt Squid posted:

I've been there actually, it's Santuario nuestra señora de Coromoto in Venezuela, near Guanare. You can't really tell from that picture but it's gigantic. it's always reminded me of some kind of rocket launching facility.

The interior is pretty brutal, too.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Jerry Cotton posted:



Grover maja.

"There are no houses like this in Finland."

I wonder why?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

The Skeleton King posted:

You fuckers beat me to the Final Fantasy joke!

This building is neat, but way too overdone. If it were toned down just a little bit, it would actually look pretty good. Still better than most of the buildings in this thread.

Speaking of Manhattan, I read an article in NatGeo recently about how there are about 40 new skyscrapers planned or already being built. Nearly all of them are ugly. If they aren't the usual glass rectangle, they are some weird shape (also glass, never enough glass). Apparently people are complaining because the buildings on a street known as "billionaire row" are going to leave central park in perpetual darkness or something.

Anyone know more about that?

googling "buildings on a street known as "billionaire row" are going to leave central park in perpetual darkness or something." was quire informative.

This is the most useful article on the subject after a quick look at them.


e: The Dec. 21 shadows are the worst case scenario.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Dec 15, 2015

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

I was curious about this, and the image says the imagery date (not sure if that is the date it was uploaded or the date it was taken by the satellite?) is 10/5/2013. So that's a Saturday, usually a pretty busy day for malls.

It had been in decline since the 90s, all its anchor stores left, and was foreclosed on in 08 or 09ish.
Oklahoma City is the largest city in the US by area, 600+ mi2 but only about a half million people, so they've got the space.

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