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Like many dogs, mine have chosen to express themselves through the historic practice of Canine Martial Arts. Like all martial arts, competitive sparring (or "play") allows for some energy release and a bit of fun among the participants. It is important to monitor to make sure they are actually playing and not in a fight where serious damage (the opposite of fun) can occur. There's no love lost (aside from physical lovemaking since they've been fixed) between these champions so let's get to the tale of the tape. Rudy Schultz a.k.a. The Mouth from the South  Male Age: Unknown (~8.5 years) Weight: 15.2 lbs Fighting Style: Aggressive, tends to dominate early on but leaves himself open to a defensive maneuver. Known Ailments: Arrived missing 14 teeth, recent recently had a couple seizures, general rear end in a top hat to people when they first come to my house Failed Drug Test For: Barbiturates (Phenobarbital) Fancy Klink a.k.a. The Exhibitionist  Female Age: Unknown (~8.5 years) Weight: 14.5 lbs Fighting Style: Defensive, waits for opportunity to strike and drive off opponent Known Ailments: Chronic Ear Infections, Hypothyroidism, Over bred (13 litters in the 7 years prior to her adoption), Chronic escape attempts, Severe Fear of Thunder Failed Drug Test For: Hormones (Soloxine) Contest #1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGeDfYImynE Result: Draw Contest #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVcOE4t3fAQ Result: Victory for Fancy Klink Post Match Analysis Interviews were unavailable due to this disturbing post-locker room shower event https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amb140nfzMg And after all that, here is a final photo, showing there is still no love lost between these champions.  Please feel free to post your own Canine Martial Arts exhibitions. No Bloodsport allowed (don't want to give puppies the wrong idea, ya know?).
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Oil! posted:No Bloodsport allowed (don't want to give puppies the wrong idea, ya know?).[/b] Way to suck the fun out of everything
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Feb 20, 2015 17:54
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Suzy is a pro martial artist Striking:  Grappling:   Ground Game:  
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Feb 21, 2015 05:51
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Practicing the ancient technique of Chasing the Puppy Until it Tires. Complemented by Barkbark the Puppy.  Clearly a successful tactic.  Other techniques include Chase the Dog with no Legs. 
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Feb 23, 2015 08:31
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This is relevant to my interests.
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Feb 23, 2015 18:49
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Raf has a proud history of getting beaten up by girls. CHALLENGER 1 - SISTER TALA  Tactic: Eat face. Girls: 1 - Hrafn: 0 CHALLENGER 2 - IYOLA  Tactic: Corner and eat face Girls: 2 - Hrafn: 0 CHALLENGER 3 - SADE     Tactic: Put up with him acting like a fool until he gets tired then eat legs Girls: 3 - Hrafn: 0 bonus round CHALLENGER 4 - WATSON  Tactic: gently caress that poo poo I'm a corgi and you're a whiny baby; what's yours is now mine. Tiny Corgi: 1 - Hrafn: 0
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