Ross Angeles posted:

I want my home town to be famous for something ok

Woodchip posted:

OKC Frackin' Earthquakes.

MrLogan posted:

AFC West plays both the south divisions next year. They are sending three teams to the playoffs.

Blitz7x posted:

lol if your city doesn;t have an ikea

old dog child posted:

The only cool thing about your state is that I could smoke inside a Buffalo Wild Wings (and bars I guess)

kiimo posted:

If Southern California doesn't have seasons why am I freezing?











*low 50s

kiimo posted:

Everyone does, it can't be helped. I grew up in almost the same climate as you. My friend is from North loving Dakota. It only takes about three or four months to turn into a weather pussy.

Metapod posted:

gently caress you

Spoeank posted:

Never did that but I was doing an inspection in East Palo Alto and I heard gunshots like three houses down. I noped the gently caress outta there pretty goddamn fast. The same day a bored housewife in Los Altos Hills scolded me for running my car for too long.

Our Oakland adjusters regularly get carjacked, like one a year. I mean if you leave your car unlocked and running with you sitting in the passenger seat, what the gently caress else do you think is going to happen?

Chinatown posted:

Eat poo poo non-car havers.

chupacabraTERROR posted:

public transportation sucks, i enjoy my rear end being warmed by my cars heated seats when its 60 degrees or lower thank you very much

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

No one takes the blue line because it goes through places that they only know about from hip hop songs or places that they only hear about with the word "riots" following it and it's like, how the hell else are you going to get from long beach to downtown

zen death robot posted:

My car is really air tight and will trap them which makes for a really hosed up surprise when you get back in 30 minutes later and forget.

Also my dad thought he'd be funny and rip on one time and he didn't know he'd have to deal with it when we got back in from the store 15 minutes later. Served him right for farting in my drat car.

Spoeank posted:

AT&T is the most beautiful stadium or arena in all of American sports and I will fight you if you say otherwise

(PNC is actually really nice and is also an acceptable answer).

warcrimes posted:

It needs a new water supply to support a 60-man roster? wut

Lessail posted:

bro do you think there's only hotel workers here or something

No Safe Word posted:

Vegas doesn't have to grow to support an NFL team. It's already bigger than many MSAs that have a team (Indy, Nashville, Jacksonville, New Orleans, Buffalo, Green Bay).

Ross Angeles posted:

Lake Mead

kiimo posted:

They can drink Mead.

warcrimes posted:

Ah, okay. LV is in a desert but it's not the middle of the Mojave, it's surrounded by mountains and has a plentiful water supply. Those Mormon genocidists picked a great spot to genocide.

Rick posted:

Las Vegas's water plan is a lot better than Phoenix's, which is "Maybe Tucson will sell us the CAP water they're storing "


Hemet is really bad.

Ron Jeremy posted:

Things that have never before been uttered for $1000, Alex

Bip Roberts posted:

If it makes you feel better the planes states are just as hosed once the Ogallala Aquifer gets depleted/permanently polluted from fracking.

kiimo posted:

I for one look forward to the Dust Bowl returning.

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Those signs are my favorite random California thing

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Febreeze posted:

I drove from Maryland to Oregon and it loving owned, saw all kinds of cool poo poo, plus I got stuck in a blizzard in western nebraska and had to draft an 18 wheeler in my little honda for 50 miles.

But seriously if you are an American you owe it to yourself to do a cross country road trip at some point in your life.

Spoeank posted:

All politicians are awful except my guy is the worst, most pervasive idiocy

Doltos posted:

How do you draft a two time super bowl winning quarterback and move a decade later?

warcrimes posted:

As somneone who lived in Vegas for 11 years and is probably moving back in the next year- *shrug* you're/we're not paying for it, rich tourists are

a neat cape posted:

Soccer has like a combined 8 shots on goal per game in 90 minutes and hockey has like 60 combined shots per game in 60 minutes. One of those is dull and the other is constant action