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uublog don't let your pitchers explode into bloody chunks this season
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Feb 26, 2015 16:25
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I love handing out terrible, terrible contracts
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Feb 28, 2015 22:20
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ArtVandelay posted:Not to throw TBB under the bus, but he has won 36 and 38 games the last 2 seasons, and I don't really remember seeing anyone get too upset about it. TBB is a new player, and gardenald turned it around so quickly that he only spent one season losing 100+ games. He won more than a hundred games last season
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Feb 28, 2015 23:14
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Stop trading your good players to AV and nasboat jesus christ
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Mar 5, 2015 07:01
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Your Season 31 New York Metropolitans (Projected after 20 games): Lineup #1 Sean Stein*, 2B: Puts up good offensive numbers and bad SB/CS ratios. #2 Chip Steele, LF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngSsaSimi8A #3 Willie Arencibia*, C: Hoping he'll bounce back to putting up elite offensive numbers for a catcher after a down year. #4 James "Jimmy" Page, RF: CHEAP DINGERS CHEAP DINGERS CHEAP DINGERS #5 Jaime "Hi-May" Walcutt, 1B: Terrible 1B defense, like wow what the gently caress am I doing, but I hope he'll be able to repeat or add to his rookie season's ~.830 OPS. #6 Don Magruder, 3B: Bad 3B defense, with a league average bat. Not long for this starting lineup once I find someone in FA next season. #7 Pablo Espinosa, CF: I realized too late that Charlotte has an insane clowndick hitter's park, but I'll settle for slightly less than good defense in center with 20HR power. #8 Ronnie Harper, SS: Beloved of God (jeff) and myself, this saintly little lamb is a defensive genius and puts up an acceptable OBP with laughable power. #9 Pitcher Rotation #1 John Swindell - Oh hell yeah. vR 90!!! 95 velocity!!!! Are you ready for 170 innings of 3.50 ERA!!!!!!!! #2 I$mael Ayala - Got overpaid in FA, but he is still beautiful to me. Will pitch 200+ innings, which is a godsend because the rest of my pitchers are weak little low stamina babies. #3 David Lucano* - Freed from Art's clutches, turned out to be a good pitcher. #4 Aurelio Santos - Picked up for free in the Rule V last season, good stats but sort of uneven results. Had a HORRIFIC start last season before settling down and giving me 170 innings of 3.65 ball. Will pitch 5 innings in any given start. #5 Anibal "The Animal" Beltre - You all laughed when I gave him 3/21. Then last season he gave me 225 innings of 3.91 ERA ball!!!! WHO IS LAUGHING NOW?? Will be replaced by ROB ROMERO next season. Bench Elston Barker, OF - Veteran draped in past glories hired to play right field until Jimmy Page graduates, and then he'll be a nice bench bat on an affordable one-year contract. Fred McGeehee, 1B - Doing our part to fix nasboat's contract mistakes. Will play 1B when Walcutt has to play a spell at C when Arencibia gets tired 50 games in. Rod Whitman, OF - Disgraceful failure provides power off the bench until he becomes expensive or someone trades for him. Trade for him!! Lonny Scott, OF - Elite range, eye, and base-stealing at the expense of everything else. A fun, if limited, player. Jolbert Martinez, IF - drat, this guy's defense owns. Will probably be the one replacing Ronnie Harper when he gets old. Chipper Good, 2B/OF - A "Good" player, but actually maybe bad, but maybe actually good? Gets on base at a ~.350 clip, steals bases like someone who avoided the disastrous hiring of a bench coach as a 3B coach two seasons ago, and plays GG-level defense in the corners and sometimes 2B. I like him a lot, but he's a bit of an odd duck and if you like him you should trade me a good 3B for him. Whichever AAA catcher I decide on goes here Bullpen notables Wally Millwood - A good reliever, but most importantly he can throw ~120 innings in an up season, which is enormously helpful with a rotation made up of dudes who might not crack 200 innings as starters. Benny Cortez - Finally! 92 vR, but only 77 control. We'll see... Santiago Toca - Bad ratings, but was good last season and in this spring training. Maybe he has a good hidden rating? Will put up an ERA of 15.00 this season in 20 innings. Prediction: A winning record for the first time in 7 seasons as an owner. *Rescued from Art to a good and loving home TRADE FOR MIDRE OGANDO PLEASE tatankatonk fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Mar 7, 2015 |
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Mar 7, 2015 20:17
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That blows AV 
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I have a starting pitcher with 63 stamina/27 durability. he can reliably go into the low to mid 90s in pitch count every game, but it also leaves him with a 0(25) or a 1(27) rest rating or something close to that. He can usually recover to 100% rest by the time it's his turn again, but is that going to mess him up in the long term?
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Mar 19, 2015 00:03
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We have another injury on our hands. Chip Steele at the ML level will be sidelined roughly 20 HBD days stemming from his recent misfortune [Shoulder, strained]. He definitely needs to go on the DL; whether it's the 15-Day or 60-Day depends on how you view your roster's flexibility. We'll let you know if anything changes on the road to recovery. Good luck!!!
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Mar 20, 2015 18:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRae5mRoRE
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Mar 23, 2015 12:23
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Chip Steele returns
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Mar 28, 2015 01:33
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chutwig posted:i am 30-19 and cannot pull away from the rest of this god drat division, outlier pythags don't matter as much as healthy competition within the divisions AND THERE IS WAY TOO MUCH OF THAT IN THE NL EAST RIGHT NOW GOD DAMMIT 
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Mar 28, 2015 04:51
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What the gently caress did you idiots in the AL do?? You let Scrotos build an insane monster team!!!
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Mar 28, 2015 18:04
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Why do I have seven games in a row against IOWA
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Mar 29, 2015 16:37
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Dear Mr. Nasboat, This is a letter from the New York Metropolitans Baseball Club, to inform you about the player you left with us earlier. Parting with a player you love but can no longer properly care for can be a painful or even traumatic experience, but we want to assure you that you did the proper thing, and that your player, Fred McGehee, is fitting in well in his new home. Fred loves it here. He chases ducks, is fed regularly, goes for runs every day, and is hitting .330/.383/.595. He's made lots of new friends like Chip and Jimmy. If he could talk, he'd say: thank you! Sincerely, The New York Metropolitans Baseball Club
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Apr 1, 2015 15:19
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I got a guy named Byron Fife with my first pick at #83 so I'm happy
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Apr 1, 2015 15:21
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the NL Beast
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Apr 13, 2015 18:10
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It's pretty cool that Old Man Egan is still rampaging through the league
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Apr 14, 2015 01:23
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Egan is hitting .392/.463/.646 with 18 homers in Santa Fe, meanwhile Chip Steele is hitting .363/.422/.650 in Shea
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Here's the latest on the injury Chip Steele at the ML level suffered [Hamstring, strained/stiff/tight]. He's gonna be out around 17 HBD days and should probably be placed on the 15-Day DL. We'll let you know if anything changes on the road to recovery. Good luck!!!
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Apr 15, 2015 16:25
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All aboard the loving good player injury carousel
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Apr 21, 2015 01:03
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Power of Pecota posted:I'm just gonna say that if Anibal Beltre beats Chick Wehner in the PM2 cycle my season's dead Nothing can stop the Animal
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Apr 23, 2015 19:00
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JFC
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loving
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We have another injury on our hands. Chip Steele at the ML level will be sidelined roughly 26 HBD days stemming from his recent misfortune [MCL, strained]. He definitely needs to go on the DL; whether it's the 15-Day or 60-Day depends on how you view your roster's flexibility. We'll let you know if anything changes on the road to recovery. Good luck!!!
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May 1, 2015 03:25
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What are people's opinions on the MVP/Cy Young/ROTY candidates
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May 7, 2015 03:16
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So they make a budget category pretty much mandatory, but don't change how much you can add to that budget, or how much money you have available overall? Cool.
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May 7, 2015 20:41
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My first ever playoff victory 
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May 8, 2015 16:38
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Here's the latest on the injury James Page at the ML level suffered [Hamstring, strained/stiff/tight]. He's gonna be out around 16 HBD days and should probably be placed on the 15-Day DL. We'll let you know if anything changes on the road to recovery. Good luck!!! I loving give up
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May 10, 2015 00:48
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Oh well First winning season, first time making the playoffs 
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May 10, 2015 18:55
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I don't think I'm going to be back after this season, I don't really want to learn all the tricks of the new system.
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May 13, 2015 00:52
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nasboat posted:dude you seriously cannot bail now after putting your team together, especially because you know exactly what's going to happen to your guys if you do (an idiot will trade them) ugghghghghgh FINE
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May 13, 2015 14:27
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Rookie of the Year and a Cy Young
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May 18, 2015 19:46
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ehhhhhhh yeah okay im coming back
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May 19, 2015 20:55
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oh hell yeah swindell got even better
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