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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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I really hate the sort of bullshit mythmaking about leaders who sleep 4 hours a day / regularly go for 15 miles runs / subsist on nothing but sunlight and a thin glucose-based syrup

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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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Dirk Pitt posted:

this guy does not have much charisma. they shoulda hired a doctor.
he needs a doctor, doctor,
to bring him baaack to life~~~

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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ultramiraculous posted:

i'm going to :gizz: so hard when they say the battery life
:geno:

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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why isn't the USB-C connector gold as well

this is bullshit

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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so the macbook "air" is now heavier than the macbook

ok.....

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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Beeftweeter posted:

also meh @ 2304x1440
:airquote:retina:airquote:

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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Beast of Bourbon posted:

i like how you can only run a half marathon with it, because the battery won't last a full one

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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*carts out nerd*

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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instagram on your loving watch

apple is done

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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atomicthumbs posted:

So did Apple really introduce a brand new $1299 laptop with the biggest feature being that you are now able to trip over the cord and pull it off the table, shattering it
it lightly pirouettes down to the ground like the first leaf of autumn, idiot

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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triple sulk posted:

iOS 8.2 installs an unremovable Apple Watch app. lol
not on the iPhone 4S, the apotheosis of stebe's magical touch

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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all pre-iPhone smartphones were basically Idea Men

maybe they come up with a good idea, but with no ability to actually implement it properly, or to integrate it with other good ideas to make something more than the sum of its parts

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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ultramiraculous posted:

oh so there's more materials porn videos:
https://www.apple.com/watch/films/
wait so is it not actually that weird ceramic Apple Gold?

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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the dick tracyphone is so you can have a five second conversation while jogging in place immediately before going for your daily run, duh

it's like you don't even watch the commercials, man

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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could calculator watches let you draw a lovely flower. thought not.

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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Dirk Pitt posted:

Just found out my boss is going to give me 50% the cost of an apple watch normal. I was going to buy one anyways, but now I am much happier about this.
oh good so now you can have no excuse for not instantly responding to an email

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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ok yeah so the goldwatch is not a magic ceramic matrix or whatever since the video quite obviously shows it being smooshed down by a roller and I am pretty sure that wouldn't work with rearden metalapple gold???

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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lmao

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Jul 13, 2000
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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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PleasureKevin posted:

i'm a little confused about he new Macbook trackpad.
"With the Force Touch trackpad, force sensors detect your click anywhere on the surface and move the trackpad laterally toward you"

So sounds like it doesn't "move" per se, when you push on it enough it vibrates to make you feel as if you moved it

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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I still can scarcely believe that they showed off reading emails on your loving watch

Like, this is the grand plan they have for the device, a way to read emails that's even more fiddly and inconvenient than the previous way they invented!

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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Hey remember how Apple thoroughly solved reading and replying to emails on your iPhone. Good to see them branching out into new and exciting ways to read emails now that no one has any complaints with mail.app

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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
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Beeftweeter posted:

the real question is why would you want to look at photos on something the size of a postage stamp
and yet they specifically showed off the ~~~instagram~~~~ integration

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