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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

much like in computers, mcintosh is the superior apple choice

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

are there any good danish words for funny computer?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

echinopsis posted:

founds pleasre kevins facebook


oh poo poo i dint know my 2 yo niece was pretending to be some dude named cody on facebook

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

echinopsis posted:

founds pleasre kevins facebook


nah for real, imagine you've been on a couple dates with someone and they say "here let me show you my art" and it's straight crayon scribbles lmao for real

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

cody thinks he's getting mad props but katie's just making sure she's not on any murder lists

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

you can see the part on the left where he's trying to make some 6th grade level geometric design, but by stripe five he says gently caress it, closes his eyes and lets jesus take the wheel of his colored pencils

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

poty posted:

theyre already making a 50 shades sequel? loving hollywood

Budget $40 million[2]
Box office $420.8 million[2]

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Sniep posted:

ughhh

finally, they've done it

hollywood is just corrupt now, and only cares about the money

i for one give up movies at this point

kinda a hard point to defend when the median oscar nominee this year made only a tenth that figure

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Squeezy Farm posted:

I reallllly don't think we should do the groupwatch thing. It just seems nerdy to me.

skip right to the jerk then?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

PleasureKevin posted:

how hosed will the beta make my mac that I need for work

if you have to ask that question

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


32 gig max? bullshit

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

infernal machines posted:

yes, if you assume apple is going to completely turn their proven successful business models on end specifically for this one niche market product line, then sure it'll be upgradable

it makes sense in as much as it's the only way to sell a $10k watch that would otherwise be obsolete trash in a year

lol

list of upgradeable apple products:
-:ins:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Sniep posted:

who buys a rolex for themselves?

you just... get them for things

well you'd be buying it for someone else

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Blue Train posted:

the watch is bad and stupid and they'll sell a bunch at first to morons and then no one will ever upgrade or buy any more. its apples version of glass

the hip, edgyt, unique opionon we needed on this, page fourteen of the aaple watch threasd

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

too bad apple couldnt solve the arm hair problem and deliver any of the unique health features they promised months ago

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Beast of Bourbon posted:

how big do u think the speaker in the apple iwatch BEATS edition will be?

block rockin or just coffee-table-boombox sized?

exactly the size of the hifi with a red b on the side

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

uncurable mlady posted:

where'd you read that?

wsj I think

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

yah, google this url

http://www.wsj.com/articles/challenge-of-apple-watch-defining-its-purpose-1424133615

end of the article

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

qirex posted:

they promised step tracking which it has and a pulse meter and it has one*, the rest of that "oh they had to drop functionality" was idiots trying to make a story, the feature set for the thing was probably set close to a year ago

*wrist pulse meters aren't very good

step trackers and pulse monitors already exist

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

cremnob should be probated for all of next week due to his abominable showing in the flame war

theflyingexecutive fucked around with this message at 22:32 on Mar 6, 2015

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Beast of Bourbon posted:

it's what stebe would have done

it's what he's doing right now!

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

maniacdevnull posted:

let's argue about the density of the metal in the literal dumbest product ever sold anywhere by anyone ever forever

listen buddy, you might be lost

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

focal ischemia posted:

hey you'd be surprised at how many people cried at that news

:negative:

my indian engineer roommate moped for weeks

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

they did say 1.1 ghz right?

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

hereeee weeee gooooo

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

lol he waited for applause for the gold watch

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Fabricated posted:

strange they're not getting rid of the air considering its...well, thicker than the macbook

MORE SKUS!!

1.1/1.2 ghz

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

yeah panda bear

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

oh man i can hear samsung ad execs revving up their "we did it first" ads

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Beeftweeter posted:

it says 1.3?



on the price slides it said 1.1 and 1.2 :confused:

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

taps with the apple watch: a whole new way for terrorists to communicate

intimate rocket attack updates

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Beeftweeter posted:

that sounds really dangerous to everyone involved

lets talk about how brave and influential she is

probably much more unsafe to be a fat person giving birth

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

apple brand jon daly

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

im sure that boarding pass works well until the metal detectors :I

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

BiohazrD posted:

but for real does the watch just not need my thumbprint for apple pay? how is info getting out of the secure enclave?

it's for small purchases

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

get it "run of the mill aluminum"??????

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

$10000 yessssss

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Beast of Bourbon posted:

why is it $7,000 extra dollars for a leather strap instead of the sport watch on the Editions?

third degree price discrimination bitch

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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

the queen of england eating kfc on the toilet

baseball just isn't enough of a suppressant

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