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Ripoff posted:pretend i'm quoting the person who asked for a normal (read: not retard anroid) sized iphone6 it will not happen first because with the amount of iphones they have to build it would have leaked like everything leaks second the people who are savvy enough to tell the diff between a 4 inch phone and a huge phone know we are mid cycle and a lot would wait till the 6s poty fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Feb 27, 2015 |
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Jonny 290 posted:a being.....of pure posts are you pregnant you told me you were taking the pill and it was ok to go bareback
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Feb 27, 2015 05:08
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jokes on him i have aids
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Feb 27, 2015 05:38
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Snapchat A Titty posted:in denmark apple cores are called kernel houses cause theyre like little houses for the kernels ive never been to denmark and i live two countries down do you think its a place that is cool or interesting to visit
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echinopsis posted:founds pleasre kevins facebook i dont think pleasurekevin is this talented
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echinopsis posted:pleasure kevin pleased this technology being added into new iphone theyre already making a 50 shades sequel? loving hollywood
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The Management posted:guys have you seen transformers? it's really bad but they keep making sequels http://www.npr.org/blogs/parallels/2014/08/11/339485807/autobot-rule-why-transformers-4-is-chinas-box-office-champ i wonder if well get the chinese translation on the livestream again
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Sniep posted:airbooks arent meant to be retinal i had one it had good battery same as every ipad the problem is it was huge and heavy
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it just blows my mind to think that we are about to leave the era of inaccurate watches behind us after thousands of years we will finally find out the answer to the question what time is it really
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infernal machines posted:lol @ apple advertizing pure strain gold, specially crafted by our artisan metallurgists you obviously have no idea whatsoever what the luxury watch market is like
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nobody on the internet is questioning that the watch is completely made from gold (or rather a gold-rich alloy) because its so normal for a luxury watch that people take it as a given it will be at least $10k
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Dolomite posted:i'm fairly sure that i've seen this one for a pebble for pebble owners its never time to gently caress
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Smythe posted:hard to believe i had to suffer through this thread for my duties to this forum. unreal. anyways. i like the watch repair channel dont worry the yospos tradition where i post the years best op in a thread just for the keynote is coming mornday
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youre playing with fire cowboy. lowtax is a big fan of my threads
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triple sulk posted:agreed. gas
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Beast of Bourbon posted:it's Gold.
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 dear yospos in case you havent noticed the tyrant smythe has decided to censor the thread you rightfully deserve http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3705143 he has also silenced the free speech of the heroes who pointed this out it is time to rise and demand the end of smythes tiny penised half assed bitch bullying and the start of my reign of high quality posts, and high quality terror But if we fail, then the whole of sa, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted moderating. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if yospos lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour. #saveyospos (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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that said at least hes not a windows user obsessed with codecs
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triple sulk posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A URL INTO THE BROWSER. IT'S DARING FIREBALL DOT COM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOHN GRUBER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME APPLE PREDICTIONS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY PREDICTED THE WATCH PRICE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE FEATURES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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its hard to know how good the watch is compared to the iphone or the ipad because steve was about a million times better at selling things than tim
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its a bit silly. what good is having more money than god if you spend all day every day slaving away
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concealed wrist a never before seen apple watch 2 on it
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Mar 9, 2015 18:04
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this guy sounds like he is constantly saying FUHGETABOUDITTT
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Mar 9, 2015 18:08
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BeOSPOS posted:wtf there's RadioShack logo on that screen steve would have killed whoever made that slide
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Mar 9, 2015 18:17
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do you have diabetes
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Mar 9, 2015 18:18
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is nobody doing iphone research on premature ejeculation
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finally apple will free me from this terrible scissor keyboard
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is it me or is phil schiller turning into jon stewart
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Mar 9, 2015 18:42
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i want to make love to that trackpad
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Mar 9, 2015 18:49
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wait the macbook is lighter than the air
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Mar 9, 2015 18:53
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god tim has the charm of a kick in the balls
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i would digital touch jane iykwim
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theflyingexecutive posted:on the price slides it said 1.1 and 1.2 probably an apple store gouging config
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