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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
pretend i'm quoting the person who asked for a normal (read: not retard anroid) sized iphone6

tim if you do this for me i will buy it, i swear

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Dr. Phildo posted:

So in about 10 hours ok I can watch this

ugh this is the exact same time I have a moving company as well as prospective tenants coming to visit.

I cannot have my tactical pants around my ankles with a box of tissues while they are touring my shithole apt. gently caress

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

emoji posted:

So you won't buy any?

airhorn.aiff

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

you should be praying for a smaller form factor iphone6

tim i believe in u

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

seriously if this isn't normal for you, you're not fit for working at the headquarters

i would love to work for apple but if that's honestly the case lol gently caress no

8-5 like a normal human being, thanks

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
tim is listening to one republic

wonder if we're gonna get a free album from them too now

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
apple putting technology in the hands of the many that aren't poors

E: ITS MAC TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
definition of portability

here comes macbook retina air

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

triple sulk posted:

I AM CRYING

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
holy poo poo that's small

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
MBA RETINA

PRAISE BE TO TIM

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
i'm satisfied with the mac announcement but i was secretly hoping for more iPhone news, tim :(

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
idgaf about this lady

give me a loving iPhone 6s tim goddamnit

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Stymie posted:

also don't forget that apple is basically telling lefties that the iwatch isn't for them

osama bin laden wore his watch on the right hand

do u support osama?

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Dr. Phildo posted:

i like that theyr symbol for the intimate things on the watch is two dudes because time is gay

same

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
nerd man owns

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Dolomite posted:

wifi and bluetooth and five minutes of battery life

betting on that as well

E: Uber lol

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
nerd man's wife looks hot

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

looks like maddie brought a boy home while dads away

he will soon feel nerd man's wrath

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
18 hours if you check it once every 2 hours

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Dirk Pitt posted:

pure strain aluminium

aluminum, ideal for apple watch sport (and 40 oz liquor cans)

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Metrication posted:

i like the way that jony isn't even in the videos anymore, he is just a voice

maybe he has been uploaded to the cloud

he's probably tied to his chair in his white room, with his apple watch reminding him to stand up every 5 minutes

forever tortured

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
i like how you could hear people coughing in the background when he said "$10,000"

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
honestly though $500 smacks for a good watch isn't too much money but lol if all the poors with their $1 for iPhone 4s deals will buy that thing

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Stymie posted:

it's also good to see that apple is doubling down on improving the mac line since it's now outselling the ipad line

i wonder if the ipad maxi will be the last version of the ipad

yeah i was honestly kind of worried that they were going full-monty into the "post pc" era poo poo but it seems like actual computers are still good

Edit: ˆˆˆlmaoˆˆ^

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