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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
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Valeyard fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Feb 26, 2015

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
it's not even april yet wtf

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Silver Alicorn posted:

it's not even april yet wtf

are you jacked on bro?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
finally progressive rock will do something good for the world

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
ain't clicking that video

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
The beta sign up is broken wtf

Every time I try to sign up is just says, "no special characters allowed"

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

zapf

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

try using a different font for your name

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

A Yolo Wizard posted:

The beta sign up is broken wtf

Every time I try to sign up is just says, "no special characters allowed"

try not being a unique snowflake

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

my submission worked

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

Awia posted:

my submission worked

eargerly awaiting my wankband

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Awia posted:

eargerly awaiting my wankband

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
yeah its getting mad at the @ in my loving email address

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

Silver Alicorn posted:

it's not even april yet wtf

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Valeyard posted:

are you jacked on bro?

with any luck i will be friday night :pram:

Wells
Sep 21, 2008

THIS IS A BIZ!!!
Lipstick Apathy
finally I'll be able to do something with my huge electrical loads op

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



if i can charge my phone off this I am in

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror
ugh gently caress pornhub and their lovely PR stunts

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Tiny Bug Child posted:

ugh gently caress pornhub and their lovely PR stunts

get gud scrub

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

maniacdevnull posted:

get gud scrub

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
which porn aggregator does tiny bug child work for?

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


gamify my shame

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tiny Bug Child posted:

ugh gently caress pornhub and their lovely PR stunts

they're funny




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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

echinopsis posted:

they're funny




deviloid.net is superior porn tracker. quality and volume of new material is second to none

thnx

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