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Three Olives posted:Super model completes first half-marathon in impoverished Africa with Apple Watch. Super model tells CEO "No, I'm cool with the cheap one" when he asks which expensive accessory she chose.
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Thank you so much for Christie for riding the Apple private jet stuffed with cash back to California from impoverished Africa to appear at our event, it's been a true privilege.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:08
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No seriously, how does it track distance and stuff without being tethered to a phone? IF it can do that accurately (using cadence sensors, etc) I would buy one, but I'm not running with my 6+. If it has to be tethered I'll stick to my garmin.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:08
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My pebble does all this stuff but it's only $99 so this means I'm poo poo and my watch is poo poo.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:09
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Bottom Liner posted:No seriously, how does it track distance and stuff without being tethered to a phone? IF it can do that accurately (using cadence sensors, etc) I would buy one, but I'm not running with my 6+. If it has to be tethered I'll stick to my garmin. They announced it has GPS at the first show.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:09
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Hurry up and announce the $10k price of the Edition edition so people can start the subway robbery bounty-setting process.
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Rabble posted:Talk about the drat watch instead of some lady running. People run marathons every day. But now they can run them from up their own rear end.
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Logikv9 posted:My pebble does all this stuff but it's only $99 so this means I'm poo poo and my watch is poo poo. Can you have a phone conversation like Dick Tracey??
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Logikv9 posted:My pebble does all this stuff but it's only $99 so this means I'm poo poo and my watch is poo poo. I bet you don't even run marathons in Africa.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:10
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Mar 9, 2015 19:10
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Never knew Andy Daly was an iOs developer.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:10
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Get access to useless information from anywhere now on an overpriced watch.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:11
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Three Olives posted:They announced it has GPS at the first show. Wrong https://www.apple.com/watch/technology/ Apple Watch uses this sensor, along with an accelerometer and the GPS and Wi‑Fi in your iPhone,
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Mar 9, 2015 19:11
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Dude just triggered my phone's "Hey Siri" 
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Mar 9, 2015 19:11
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Apple Watch with Chewyhams
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Mar 9, 2015 19:12
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"Sometimes I forget to stand up."
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Mar 9, 2015 19:12
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Wechat took 3 seconds to open. Just reach for phone dog.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:12
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Dude just triggered my phone's "Hey Siri" Trigger warning.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:12
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Stickers, are we 5?
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Mar 9, 2015 19:12
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gently caress yeah, stickers.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:13
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I look forward to playing that wav file through a lovely watch and then demanding free groceries from the confused cashier.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:14
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That pay with your phone or watch feature is stupid and only exists in San Francisco.
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Three Olives posted:Stickers, are we 5? They do sure love that Mickey watch face.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:14
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I am legitimately going to pay $400 to get an animated Mickey on my wrist. edit: 30 minutes of battery life I bet.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:14
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So much of their demo for this Watch thing shows that they are really, really struggling to explain why this is something that anyone needs to have.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:14
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Bow Wow Meow? Seriously this seriously marketed towards 5 year olds?
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Mar 9, 2015 19:15
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Rabble posted:I am legitimately going to pay $400 to get an animated Mickey on my wrist. Holy poo poo lmao, I missed that.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:16
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Awesome. loving Speakerphone everywhere! Please make my life much worse in every enclosed space I am inside.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:16
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Three Olives posted:Bow Wow Meow? Seriously this seriously marketed towards 5 year olds? To be fair, it is a real place.  http://www.bowwowmeow.net/
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Mar 9, 2015 19:16
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I said come in! posted:That pay with your phone or watch feature is stupid and only exists in San Francisco. i pay with my phone at like half the places i go, including the Valero gas station near my house. It's not a rare thing. EDIT: in Texas
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Mar 9, 2015 19:17
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 using your watch as a boarding pass TSA is going to loving love that.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:17
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HAhahahaha that drawing was so loving bad
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Mar 9, 2015 19:17
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Hello, TSA? Do you have a Mag Safe phone charger I can use for my boarding pass?
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Mar 9, 2015 19:18
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RICH NOTIFICATIONS revolutionary typography, revolutionary battery life in that there is none
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Mar 9, 2015 19:18
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:
They seem p chill when I use my phone.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:18
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:
Haha yeah there's no way TSA is going along with that.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:18
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:HAhahahaha that drawing was so loving bad No applause for that feature.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:18
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I'm not sure how the boarding pass will work. All of the airports I've been to have the scanner facing almost straight up, or slightly pointed towards the TSA agent. Do I need to twist my wrist around really awkwardly to make it scan?
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Mar 9, 2015 19:18
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Now you never have to talk to anyone at the hotel. Edit: It's time to talk about battery life and price dudes.
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Mar 9, 2015 19:18
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I love the rich person fantasy land that this watch makes even easier to live inside
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