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I come from Missouri and have a very redneck past that I've spent many years trying to run from. anybody else have this problem? |
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Feb 27, 2015 04:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pffHAweiDl8 ^^^ for the curious
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Feb 27, 2015 04:53
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i have red hair so i sunburn easily so sometime or other i probably got sunburn on my neck. |
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Feb 27, 2015 04:55
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Sorry to say this, but that doesn't qualify you Stick around anyway though i guess
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Feb 27, 2015 04:57
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I am from Texas and Tennessee OP, I am incredibly redneck |
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Feb 27, 2015 04:58
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i kinda forget arkansas is a state sometimes. can't even visualize its shape in my head... |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:05
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DrSanchez posted:I am from Texas and Tennessee OP, I am incredibly redneck Are you constantly followed around with jesus stuff like me though |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:05
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Ancient Aroma posted:Are you constantly followed around with jesus stuff like me though Duh |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:07
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im also in missouri and I like being a redneck |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:09
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also it's weird if you spell it out too much... arc kansas... arc kansas.... |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:13
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ATCG posted:im also in missouri and I like being a redneck North or south? I'm south |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:16
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cape girardeau |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:18
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i am he posted:cape girardeau that's rush Limbaugh home town. |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:19
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ATCG posted:that's rush Limbaugh home town. ive been there and prayed at his grave, for his eternal soul |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:19
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Ok, Cape Girardeau is in the bootheel of Missouri as you know They say there are swamp rabbits there Most people think it's a myth though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL9EErQW7Xo This vid was from down south, but they are here too, as are tupelo gum trees
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Feb 27, 2015 05:24
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Anyway, I live in a college town now and have adopted local speech or whatever But my family and Ozarkian past continues to haunt me and I wish sometimes for a Total Recall
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Feb 27, 2015 05:26
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Ancient Aroma posted:Anyway, I live in a college town now and have adopted local speech or whatever be yours self |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:27
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The only thing we have here besides racism and meth is: you guessed it, a neonazi colony of white squirrels that inhabits a whole town and runs them other varmints out, missourah style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l4spmBCFpQ Not a racist. I just live here.
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Feb 27, 2015 05:29
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Ancient Aroma posted:The only thing we have here besides racism and meth is: you guessed it, a neonazi colony of white squirrels that inhabits a whole town and runs them other varmints out, missourah style: holy poo poo I've been there! |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:30
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I was thinking of going there in three weeks or so to experience the springtime with other white mammals. Do you recommend it ATCG?
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Feb 27, 2015 05:34
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Ancient Aroma posted:I was thinking of going there in three weeks or so to experience the springtime with other white mammals. Do you recommend it ATCG?  can't say. I was doing a fish study in a local stream only for a few days. didn't really hang out much.
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Feb 27, 2015 05:37
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That's ok, I will report back on this strange place My dad was an army dude who was discharged early for reawakening an old knee injury from when he was wrestling in high school I say that to say this: another redneck-related song for those who are itt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1R64-ZWVoM
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Feb 27, 2015 05:44
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What if you're extremely racist, illiterate, and from the south? Does that count as having a redneck past?
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Feb 27, 2015 05:55
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Some of us call it "midwest coast" when we feel cornered
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Feb 27, 2015 05:55
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When I get drunk or tired I start talking with a thick southern accent, it really sucks |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:55
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Koishi Komeiji posted:What if you're extremely racist, illiterate, and from the south? Does that count as having a redneck past? Yes, but you clearly aren't koishi Are you asking for a friend
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Feb 27, 2015 05:56
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DrSanchez posted:When I get drunk or tired I start talking with a thick southern accent, it really sucks Me too, but only on whiskey I avoid whiskey always though
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Feb 27, 2015 05:58
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You guys from Missouri claiming to be redneck are too cute. Come chill with us in Louisiana for a little while, where "Oil Field Trash" and "Silly boy, trucks are for girls stickers dominate the back of every vehicle here. We'll save some possum for ya in case you get hungry. |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:59
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Ancient Aroma posted:Me too, but only on whiskey Now im in the pacific northwest and people like southern accents here they are xonsidered chsrming |
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Feb 27, 2015 05:59
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Zen Dudeism posted:You guys from Missouri claiming to be redneck are too cute. Come chill with us in Louisiana for a little while, where "Oil Field Trash" and "Silly boy, trucks are for girls stickers dominate the back of every vehicle here. We'll save some possum for ya in case you get hungry. Plz make me a po boy |
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Feb 27, 2015 06:00
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DrSanchez posted:Plz make me a po boy Pooooooooboy Now I want Popeye's
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Feb 27, 2015 06:04
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It's easy to derail the subject with food when we're all high but I would like to return to my reason for posting this thread: pls tell me a bedtime story that will make me feel less trashy than you
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Feb 27, 2015 06:06
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Feb 27, 2015 06:11
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Ancient Aroma posted:It's easy to derail the subject with food when we're all high but I would like to return to my reason for posting this thread: Once dated a chick who dipped Copenhagen. I dipped the same kind, so kissing her was kinda a turn on because we'd swap 'baccer. True story. |
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Feb 27, 2015 06:12
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Let the fact that you escaped to college sooth your thoughts for the rest of your life |
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Feb 27, 2015 06:12
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Zen Dudeism posted:Once dated a chick who dipped Copenhagen. I dipped the same kind, so kissing her was kinda a turn on because we'd swap 'baccer. True story. 
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Feb 27, 2015 06:12
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I didn't say I was proud of it. It just happened and it was convenient for when I was out of dip. |
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Feb 27, 2015 06:17
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Zen Dudeism posted:I didn't say I was proud of it. It just happened and it was convenient for when I was out of dip. ily zen dudeism
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Feb 27, 2015 06:19
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rednecks cant even make wheels right.
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Feb 27, 2015 06:21
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Zen Dudeism posted:Once dated a chick who dipped Copenhagen. I dipped the same kind, so kissing her was kinda a turn on because we'd swap 'baccer. True story. this is the most redneck sentence on byob to date. |
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