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Backwards caps are the hat version of purely cosmetic glasses.
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Ekki vera svona reiður, Midig.
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Apr 25, 2019 21:35
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Maður segir ,,joð", þið austmennirnir þurfið að sætta ykkur við það að þið eruð bara diet Danmörk.
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May 24, 2019 00:05
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If I were to get cancer I would simply throw sand in its eyes and then stab it in the gut with a sharpened toothbrush while it's blinded.
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Jul 11, 2019 20:35
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Henchman of Santa posted:The University of Hawaii football team used to do it before every game. They had a lot of Pacific Islanders but it was still weird and I don’t know if any of them were of Maori descent. A bunch of Polynesian cultures have something very similar to the Haka. I know Samoans, Easter Islanders, and Fijians all do. Wouldn't be surprised if Hawaiians did as well. All are probably descendant from some ancient proto-Polynesian intimidation bop.
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Sep 10, 2019 16:32
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AM PM is the clock version of imperial units of measurements. Needlessly complicated and antiquated and people (Americans) are only more comfortable with it because they're used to it. The military uses metric and 24-hour time because they're objectively better.
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Sep 12, 2019 00:01
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The UK is the worst. The sooner they collapse back into the Heptarchy the better. Tiocfaidh ár lá and all that.
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Sep 13, 2019 00:47
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User reviews on eBay/Amazon/Wish/Ali that are just: "Arrived early and not visibly damaged. Have not tried it yet. Five Stars" That's not a review of the product it's a review of your postal service and I can't fathom what sort of person thinks this might be at all helpful.
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Sep 13, 2019 15:52
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A lot of people... especially older people...have not had to write anything in the decades since they finished school...then suddenly the internet is widespread enough that you can't really avoid using it...and they need to write things despite not really knowing how...the dots are probably there in some sort of attempt to simulate the pauses you'd have if you were speaking by people who don't know anything about punctuation...
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Sep 23, 2019 11:55
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My mother never let me drink Diet Coke as a kid because I'm not diabetic.
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Nov 18, 2019 18:43
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I just sign everything as Mojo Nixon in big groovy block letters.
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Jan 2, 2020 06:27
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Mandela Effect is named after White kids being ignorant about Apartheid.
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Mar 1, 2020 03:55
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ookiimarukochan posted:You know there's a Buddhist country that killed off their entire Christian population right? A Buddhist country is currently genociding their Muslim minority.
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Mar 3, 2020 15:47
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Being in America seems to mean doing math constantly what with the unstated sales tax and tipping and what not. I haven't done math in years.
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Mar 12, 2020 13:04
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Don't you have digital price tags in America?
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Mar 14, 2020 00:08
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The people living above me seriously need to oil the hinges on one of their doors. I can hear it squeeking constantly at night.
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May 14, 2020 02:12
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If so those are the most ponderous thrusts in the history of sexhaving with each squeek somehow lasting a full 30 seconds often with more than a minute between them.
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May 14, 2020 08:52
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Even the most minute movement is pure agony to them.
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May 20, 2020 17:26
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Just call it "The Rona".
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Jun 15, 2020 16:27
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I knew a kid who up to age three insisted his name was "Little Baby" because he was the youngest of five and that's what his older siblings called him.
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Jul 21, 2020 22:45
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Biblically speaking you're not even a human being until you can grow a full beard and/or disembowel a Babylonian.
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Jul 22, 2020 01:37
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Toddlers aren't even people yet. Your only a person once you get your forklift certification.
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Jul 26, 2020 22:02
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Wouldn't the cashier bagging everything lead to more spread rather than less since he's handling it a lot more
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Aug 12, 2020 20:21
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My German impression: Ver ist mein handy, Doktor Jones?
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Aug 18, 2020 17:26
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It's Megl-Boo-Or-Knee Anything else is obviously wrong
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Aug 26, 2020 11:38
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If you say "Bangkok" instead of "Krung Thep Maha Nakhon" you're basically not a real human being.
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Aug 26, 2020 12:07
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Fartington Butts posted:The guy from Tangled surrounded by swords flooding twitter. I don't give a poo poo what your "hot take" opinion on food/games/movies/tv shows/type of mancala marbles is. This is a pretty hot take.
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Sep 29, 2020 19:45
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I'm all for all products being packaged like in Repo Man
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Oct 22, 2020 17:50
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Um why would an almighty God need to rest or even be able to get tired? Checkmate religiousailures
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Oct 24, 2020 16:13
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Cool Europey dudes -Sorta sleazy Italian guy but not the sex pest sort -Norwegian sailor with tough exterior but heart of gold -That Finnish dude I ran into in Stockholm once who was ranting (in Finnish) at Swedes through his portable amplifier by Sergels torg. Not cool Europey dudes: -Anglos -The French -Me
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Oct 24, 2020 17:38
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It's 2020. America is a global hegemon. We all speak English whether we want to or not.
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Oct 24, 2020 20:45
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Shibawanko posted:i hate when a jargony word catches on here and everybody uses it instead of just the normal person word, like "ratfuck" for manipulating the election. just sounds kind of weird and stupid A clear-cut case of cargo cult cognitive dissonance.
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Nov 2, 2020 20:19
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My upstairs neighbor once had a party where they played a song loud enough that every word of the lyrics was understandable then played it again four more times a few times while standing on the balcony screaming along. Then moved out and rented the place out as an Air Bnb and then it was a few months of confused tourists rattling our door handle in the middle of the night because they weren't sure what floor they were on until the block put a ban on Air Bnb. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 17:56 on Nov 7, 2020 |
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Nov 7, 2020 17:52
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The correct answer is always "get a huge mowawk"
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Nov 11, 2020 02:00
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I prefer her non-union Mexican equivalent Nicole Niñohombre.
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Nov 18, 2020 12:08
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Canada? More like Can'tada!
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Nov 23, 2020 04:09
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I won' respect any truck that isn't scratched to all hell, constantly covered in dirt, and sporting at least one (1) pair of gargantuan Truck Nutz dangling from the back bumper.
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Dec 7, 2020 21:06
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I worked on a film this summer which had numerous scenes of the main actor eating, usually fish, so we got a freezer full of whole unprocessed fish which the actor would fillet and cook himself because it was very low budget and he was the only one on set who knew how. He'd try to portion it so that he and the other actors had just about enough for one take on their plate at any time, but only if you could actually see the dish otherwise you could just reuse whatever was on the plate and not worry about continuity. However this was partly because it was a film with a lot of very wide and shots with very few or sometimes no cuts within a scene. I imagine it's different for a bigger budget film with more characters and more coverage. FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 16:35 on Dec 11, 2020 |
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Dec 11, 2020 16:32
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I worked from home and set my own hours I would never wake up before sunset. I live in Iceland so this would mean sleeping through the entire winter and not sleeping at all during the summer months.
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I remember some survey saying that the average office worker spends about two to three hours per day actually working.
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