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it's real btw http://store.steampowered.com/app/353360/
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 18:30 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:11 |
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should have been a wario ware style doll sex micro game collection imo
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 18:32 |
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can you put barbies feet way up your nose and twist in game?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 18:33 |
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finally, gamers everywhere will know how to Do It.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:13 |
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In many ways, this game makes me sick to my stomach and pray for armageddon.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:24 |
Akumos posted:
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:40 |
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The 11-year-old girl later went on to make huniepop
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:44 |
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Finally gamers everywhere can teach an 11-year-old girl how to Do It in a work of interactive fiction. Finally.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:46 |
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Wormskull posted:In many ways, this game makes me sick to my stomach and pray for armageddon. The WWE network is the only thing keeping me on this fag planet
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 19:49 |
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I sure could have used this on my 22nd birthday haha
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 20:34 |
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Wormskull posted:In many ways, this game makes me sick to my stomach and pray for armageddon. i cant wait for earth to get annihilated in nuclear fire, so I can have all the time to play games without the distractions of fake gamers and their fake games [nuclear armaggedon happens, hands fall off]
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 20:40 |
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qnqnx, 2034: steam update? but it's not fair... there was time now...
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 20:42 |
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Long story short: Sex jokes aside, this game does have some interesting ideas about the view of sex to adolescents. Although more of an art project than a game, it only takes a minute or two and is worth at least checking out, no matter what kinds of games you are into. You can immediately tell how do you Do It? was made in a game jam. It barely has much content at all, and everything about it seems so child-like. And yet, that's the message being conveyed; how a young girl privately learns about sex, dealing with the confusion and embarrassment of it all. While nothing amazing as a game, the experience is interesting and concise in a way that it's worth checking out and even analysing if you have the time. Pretty much the game is a single screen where you bang 2D ragdoll dolls with each other. The game cuts you off after a minute, and then tells you how many times you "could have had sex". If you go for a little too long, your mum catches you, and the game ends with a negative message. If you stop a bit early, you won't get caught. The game still ends at the same time though, so ultimately the best score is one that can stop just in time before the end. The ragdoll physics is a little weird. You move both hands with the WASD keys (moving them toward, away, up, and down), and you rotate the dolls clockwise with the J and K keys. You can kind-of jam the dolls against each other, and move your hands away to make the dolls float. The point scoring is also a bit odd because the weird physics can work either for or against your favour. Ultimately though, this game is great in its art direction. It's aesthetically simple, and has the charm of a DOS styled game. The characters are nicely stylised, and the whole visual design has this nice child-like feel to it. The MIDI music also has that young PC feeling. Nothing amazing, but just stylistically great. Also, when you're going about the gameplay, the main character's thoughts are printed on the the screen. They're all really well thought out as they all involve what a child would perceive sex as being. There's a lot of confusion, speculation, and curiosity conveyed through the dialogue, all of which adds to the overall theme of the game. The whole game uses this theme of childhood effectively. The archaic design of the gameplay, visuals, and sound, as well as the writing all add up to that really well. It's not amazing in terms of being a game; it has no more content than a simple Flash game. However, the theme not only makes up for that, but makes it a really compelling experience overall. RATING: 2 UP, 1 DOWN My up/down rating system tries to differentiate between games that are mediocre (less ups and downs total), and games that are interesting but flawed (more ups and downs totals). Ups relate to how much good a game has, and downs are how much bad a game has.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 20:48 |
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apropos to nothing posted:Long story short: Sex jokes aside, this game does have some interesting ideas about the view of sex to adolescents. Although more of an art project than a game, it only takes a minute or two and is worth at least checking out, no matter what kinds of games you are into. thank you for this in-depth review of a baby artgame for babies
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 21:31 |
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cool game. anticipating many youtube men recording themselves playing this game about a child's sex thoughts. that will be really cool. that will be wholly appropriate.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 21:35 |
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apropos to nothing posted:Long story short: Sex jokes aside, this game does have some interesting ideas about the view of sex to adolescents. Although more of an art project than a game, it only takes a minute or two and is worth at least checking out, no matter what kinds of games you are into. Didn't read.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 21:47 |
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Didn't read.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:03 |
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Read the first sentence, am assuming for the sake of Imp Zone it's a copy paste.
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:06 |
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if it isnt someone needs to get banned
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:37 |
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yeah i wrote all those words about the teaching a little girl to how to gently caress game in the comedy video game subforum. thats exactly hwat i loving did
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:48 |
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cool that's what i thought mods?
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:49 |
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Akumos posted:
[in jerry Seinfeld voice] I.. I don't know!
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:52 |
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apropos to nothing posted:Long story short: Sex jokes aside, this game does have some interesting ideas about the view of sex to adolescents. Although more of an art project than a game, it only takes a minute or two and is worth at least checking out, no matter what kinds of games you are into. this probably takes longer to read than the game is
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 22:56 |
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Gaspar Lewis posted:this probably takes longer to read than the game is
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:06 |
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Gaspar Lewis posted:this probably takes longer to read than the game is
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:08 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:16 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2015 23:21 |
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:Didn't read.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 00:09 |
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should i play it, gamers?
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 01:48 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 01:54 |
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Mr.Fahrenheit posted:should i play it, gamers? Make an LP about it. In three months; don't wanna get banned.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:02 |
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Falsum posted:Make an LP about it. they removed that rule you effin dumbass
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:07 |
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Mr.Fahrenheit posted:they removed that rule you effin dumbass tell me more about the latest in lets play happenings, like if theyre still freaking out about the nofriendo entertainment system namechange
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:35 |
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I would like to know who thinks this poo poo is more compelling or thought-provoking than blasting people with rocket launchers so they can be placed on some kind of government watchlist for dangerous sex offenders.
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 02:51 |
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This game looks like a fuckin piece of poo poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:14 |
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Buck Turgidson posted:I would like to know who thinks this poo poo is more compelling or thought-provoking than blasting people with rocket launchers so they can be placed on some kind of government watchlist for dangerous sex offenders. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ_WG3d3GL8
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 03:31 |
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qnqnx posted:tell me more about the latest in lets play happenings, like if theyre still freaking out about the nofriendo entertainment system namechange most of the forum didn't give a poo poo about that change it was worth it for the few that did tho
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# ? Mar 1, 2015 05:54 |
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 17:10 |
Heran Bago posted:Finally gamers everywhere can teach an 11-year-old girl how to Do It in a work of interactive fiction.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 18:14 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 00:11 |
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i know of all the things one could simulate using games, one of the ones i looked forward to the most was being a baby hiding baby sex games from mom, with bad pixel art.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 18:26 |