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Fucitol posted:lmfao if ur still in
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Mar 17, 2015 00:23
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Stay strong, fort wainwright! https://www.adn.com/article/20150319/racial-thursdays-under-investigation-fort-wainwright Reminder that this is the same battalion where a soldier (Danny Chen) got hazed to the point of suicide while we were deployed to Afghanistan in 2011-2012.
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Mar 20, 2015 15:49
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Mustang posted:Shipping to OCS tomorrow, not sure what to expect, can't seem to find any concrete info. Hoping to get a weekend pass this weekend before the class actually starts. When I was there, a class started every 3 weeks. It's probably longer now, so you might get stuck in their HHC doing random details (like cleaning up the leader's reaction course after a class goes through it).
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Mar 26, 2015 20:57
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Oh, when you finally start a class don't be That Guy that gets hammered and shits on the floor of the cadre bathroom, then leaves it for one of the platoon TAC officers to find the next morning. Also, don't be That Guy who cheats on his wife with another candidate and then texts his (soon to be ex) wife death threats while she is talking to the CO about the special kind of shitbird that he was. When you go to your branch course, don't be the 2LT that picks up a GOMR for exceeding his pass mileage and gets caught because he thought drunkenly assaulting a cop was A Good Idea.
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Mar 27, 2015 01:31
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Cole posted:on the other hand, definitely be that guy That one actually did graduate, although a class late (so 3 weeks later)   
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Mar 27, 2015 18:30
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Back when BOLC II existed our barracks were right next to the OCS ones. There were two OCS DFACs- a regular one and a fancier one with better food candidates got to use for the last week or two of school. We kept crashing the nice one since our was sort of poo poo. Hahahaha BOLC II...we did the same thing. The OCS DFAC was probably the nicest one in the immediate area, though as with anything in BOLC II it wasn't hard for literally anywhere else to be better than them at any given thing.
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Mar 29, 2015 15:09
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:BOLC II cadre and some ROTC units seemed to be the place terminal captains were sent to die. Guys who had a deployment in, didn't want to go to six months of career course, and were looking forward to the good life civilian side. We had a hard charger that was only at Benning to get to various schools, and a terminally burned out set of NCOs working under him. He loved to yell at us for being unable to do proper pushups, but that shut down right quick when he got sent home from ranger school for failing pushups on the PT test 
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Mar 29, 2015 15:22
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iKon posted:Every cadre officer at BOLC II was broke, and every NCO was just about to retire or get medically separated. The Army wasted a lot of my time, but BOLC II was impressively pointless. It was so impressively pointless that the army actually canned the entire program. That's amazing in and of itself.
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Mar 29, 2015 18:02
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Cole posted:http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/careers/army/2015/04/01/army-tatoo-policy-change/70783186/ quote:Odierno said he and other Army leaders have listened to soldiers. April fools!
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Apr 1, 2015 22:47
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Rocky's were my favorite boot way back when, though Altamas were good too. I've heard good things about Oakley's boots (off of Standard Issue, where they do their military pro-deals), but haven't ever worn them myself.
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Apr 15, 2015 02:30
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Spicy Guacamole posted:It's good to be out. Civ life owns 
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Apr 18, 2015 02:38
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MegaJoe89 posted:Intel is supposed to be intelligent people wtf lol
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Apr 22, 2015 15:06
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Mike-o posted:And then promptly told to shut the gently caress up by every senior NCO when you try to tell them "that's how we did it in OCS" when you arrive at your first unit. this is somehow even more retarded than "i learned [x] at west point"
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Apr 26, 2015 01:01
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Cole posted:i'm out of the mil so i think your question about two bowls of poo poo is stupid
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Apr 28, 2015 00:35
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White Chocolate posted:Did I mention that one was bookended by a 3 day BA and that ECT starts on the 3rd day of that BA do everyone going then has to RST at some point in time. Realistically? Drop an IG complaint and hope the investigating officer is bored enough to work on it before it gets buried under a ton of other poo poo. That's if anyone at IG is even listening/monitoring the complaints, but who knows how that'll turn out?
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Apr 28, 2015 19:15
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Find the video where 3 dudes dressed up like pterodactyls are all railing the same girl at once. That's probably one of the funniest videos (porn or not) that I've ever seen, and you can thank a weird navy guy I knew for showing it off to everyone in our tent. He's the reason I know about fart-fetish porn, too 
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May 4, 2015 20:39
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PEBLO, I think. Or an ombudsman somewhere in the hospital. If they can't do it, they should be able to at least point you in the right direction.
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May 6, 2015 15:58
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Doing anything else is probably better than sitting in any kind of staff meeting, especially a training meeting. Those are punishment for being stupid enough to volunteer to be in charge of anything related to the army.
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May 14, 2015 23:17
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Cole posted:the grass is always greener on the other side Neither did life as an O, especially writing incident reports for all of the dumb poo poo my soldiers happened to get into. The army manages to be different kinds of terrible at all levels for everyone involved, it's almost magical that an organization can be that bad in so many different ways for so many people at all levels.
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May 14, 2015 23:57
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Not gay anymore 
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May 15, 2015 02:36
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USMA is bottom of the loving barrel, and they only get worse as they get promoted.
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May 18, 2015 23:50
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Mustang posted:West Pointers ... willing to listen. lol
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May 20, 2015 00:53
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Cole posted:"that's cool sir, Ranger school isn't the real world." You made a valid point about ranger school being useless and all you got was a negative counseling statement? I'm surprised every mototard officer and CSM within 1000 miles didn't descend on you all at once to pick your bones clean 
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May 20, 2015 02:42
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krispykremessuck posted:it dont gtmo better than this 
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Jun 6, 2015 18:00
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all apologies posted:dependapotamus is so funny It's so descriptive of the horrors lurking in the shadows of any and every military base. Of course the beasties don't like it when someone calls it out, puts it on display, and makes a nature documentary out of it
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Jun 23, 2015 04:42
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moodyhank31 posted:Any thoughts on active duty civil affairs (38b)? Besides the fact that the Army is gay lol. You'd still be in the army, no matter how cool your job title is.
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Jun 23, 2015 21:00
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Cole posted:i would've milked that for all it was worth 
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Jun 25, 2015 02:32
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not caring here posted:All is forgiven, out of the army gay brother. he's no longer gay, but he'll be gaping for the rest of his days...like all vets. 
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Jul 6, 2015 04:16
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You (mostly) dodged the green weenie, this time around. It won't forget it, though.
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Jul 8, 2015 19:00
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Mike-o posted:Also meet me at the front gate so I can drive up there and you can suck my dick from the back for joining the army. QFT
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Jul 8, 2015 19:44
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It's like the army actually realizes that docs, nurses, and PAs can walk out and be essentially guaranteed a job as a civilian, almost no questions asked. I'm just a little surprised that they actually realized this.
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Jul 9, 2015 22:32
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:if it makes anyone here feel any better if an E5 guardsmen/reservist goes full army they get knocked back down Everything about this is funny. Is there a  wearing a helmet out there somewhere? It'd be perfect for this.
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Aug 2, 2015 03:03
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...is anyone here going to be on active duty? Seems like the vet thread grows (beards and bellies included) and this thread slows down more and more.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Chaptering can take a loooooooooong time I've seen it done in a week. The guy managed to piss off every single officer and NCO in his chain of command all way up to brigade though, so having a full-bird pushing it probably helped things 
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Aug 9, 2015 03:16
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:How did he pull that off? I don't remember the exact order of events, but this is pretty close: Rockstar decided destroying an on-post hotel room was a good idea (and then walking away from it without paying), decided getting rocked out of his mind on his prescription narcotics as we were leaving the MP station was An Even Better Idea (especially right before going to see the BC about your article 15). He also opened up his room mate's wall locker and pissed in it, got caught stealing an ipod by our 1SG, and for the coup de grace told our battalion CSM something along the lines of "gently caress your extra duty, I'm leaving". This was after coming back from the substance abuse program where you go to stay for like 4-5 weeks, due to previous alcohol incidents that I don't remember anymore. The post CSM was mad about the hotel room, the battalion CSM was incensed that someone told him to get hosed and waltzed out, and the BC was willing to go straight to his boss with 2 CSMs in pocket saying "this shitbird has to go." Started on a monday or a tuesday, and dude was out of the army by friday.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:a loving division run When I was in basic training at Fort Benning, we did a base-wide run. Every basic training company lined up on the field by building 4, and we putted around like 3-4 miles of Benning near where IOBC, OCS, and airborne schools are. I'm not sure if 3rd ID got drawn into that web of stupid, but since we get trucked over from sand hill I've got no doubts that they either shuttled everyone over, or possibly did their own little run on their side of post.
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Aug 11, 2015 03:26
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It only took a single email to everyone to overload the army servers, and enough people thought they could be the hero to say "DON'T HIT REPLY ALL" to crash the entire thing. It's beautiful.
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Aug 11, 2015 15:01
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Should have been "Rapid Erecting Antenna Mast" imo
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GreenMeat posted:Like a princess. I took six months off from everything and just had fun. Now my gently caress-off nest egg is nearly depleted, just in time for school and the GI Bill to kick in. Playing the game right
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