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Spicy Guacamole posted:Just wait until they find out how much fuel the Army pisses away every day! but i need my heater for connex guard 
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Mar 1, 2015 22:57
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Cole posted:this thread sucks 20,000 dollar re-enlistment bonuses rolling through right now the second surge is soon to come
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Mar 3, 2015 08:02
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NTT posted:fuk i have to be at dril at an hour ama just dont go E: nevermind im too late
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Mar 7, 2015 15:52
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Mike-o posted:a former marine in call of duty, probably False valor callout results in person calling out being discovered as actually stealing valor and person called out is actually a service member. because NG/AR drill schedules are posted on bulletin boards for the civilian populace to see right
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The former marine in my unit wouldnt stop saying "HOORAH" at all loving times. nor would he shut the gently caress up about his time in Levenworth, or any training event was not "like it was back in the corp, 'rah?" Dudes head was filled with loving cobwebs, like even for a rifle company this guy took the cake of being retarded. His form of winning an argument was to challenge someone to a pushup contest.
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Mar 8, 2015 08:34
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I have a friend who got hit with a stolen valor claim. He let the dude talk poo poo for a good 5 minutes until he wheeled himself backwards and the dude realized his lower body was lacking two legs. Honestly that poo poo is so stupid, why do people go Stolen valor hunting, is it really that special to yell at a dude wearing a hosed up uniform and make a gigantic scene?
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Mar 9, 2015 04:13
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Cole posted:youtube hits bro man i knew I should have whipped out a camera when i called out a dude not wearing a cover. I Would have been E-Famous in a second
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Mar 9, 2015 04:53
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A friend just posted this on FB Going for my 3rd MOS, Nevada National Guard. From 25b Information Technology Specialist To 11b Infantryman Now to 19d Calvary scout hahha get hosed
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Still a POG
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Mar 12, 2015 19:38
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psydude posted:It may be the WTU. I had an NCO that got sent there from Afghanistan and said that they used the WTU members as the labor force on the post. He was sweeping hallways and cutting grass 10 hours a day, 6 days a week with an O4 who had finally had enough after being strung along for 2 months and left. Let that sink in for a second: the Ft. Knox WTU takes people who were injured badly enough to warrant being sent to a special unit for treatment (my NCO had hosed up his back) and makes them to do manual labor. no surprise that the armys WTU is run by people who consider anyone who is injured to be faking it and a malingerer. Anyone who isnt obviously missing limbs is a faker in their eyes
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Mar 12, 2015 22:09
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Justin Tyme posted:I can't believe there were how ever many people in WTU and not a single one went to IG/their congressman about that. Apparently a lot of complaints about the abuse disappear seeing as WTU likes to threaten to stop your paper work or slow it down and keep you there longer. One of of my friends dealt with this, constant threats to keep him there for longer if he didnt do whatever they told them to do like any pleb detail.
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a ranger unit on a tradoc post sounds like it would be a lot of AWOL and missing gear searches and thus pretty gay.
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Mar 17, 2015 22:06
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:It would be kinda cool to train for stuff like sabotaging rail lines and blowing up bridges even though you'll never use it. I'd personally enjoy re-enacting A Bridge Too Far
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Mar 18, 2015 01:29
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I wonder if there are any crusty 1sgts that get hooked on MLP because their joes are watching it and they want to be "hip"
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Mar 20, 2015 03:38
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Suntan Boy posted:Third goddamn anniversary watching units bumblefuck through NTC, time to get shitfaced. How the Christ did we ever come out on top in a war? 2 of my friends are currently at NTC bumbling about. is 1st ID rolling through there at the moment?
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Mar 21, 2015 06:55
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USMC503 posted:Do any of you fucks have a Master's degree from USC and just graduated Army Basic Combat Training today? did you thank him for his service
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Mustang posted:Shipping to OCS tomorrow haha
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Mar 27, 2015 03:32
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One of my friends just sent a snapchat from inprocessing at Ft. Jackson saying "DUDE WE CAN HAVE OUR PHONES UNTIL WE GO TO BASIC!" What the gently caress
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Mar 28, 2015 03:17
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Justin Tyme posted:Do those poor souls at RASP hold still have to sprint to the OCS dfac five minutes before closing on weekends when the cadre just peace the gently caress out and the barracks are complete anarchy being ran by the single E5 candidate who was unaware that every dfac within the footprint were closed, and hold was on lockdown? I believe they go to the new airborne dfac now, as that would line up with the story someone told me the same description when he went through jump school
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Mar 29, 2015 09:18
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I want to see a sea of shining mustangs and chargers everywhere I look in a training environment
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Mar 29, 2015 18:22
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Nimmy posted:So the subtext is basically, "SMA gets to change this stupid policy on a whim whenever he wants". Has it even been a year since the current one was implemented? more like the subtext being "Well we're going to need a fighting force for Iraq III so we might as well quadruple our potential candidates before we actually announce"
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Apr 2, 2015 17:28
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Cole posted:standards only get relaxed in the mil when they are trying to keep people around. Alright guys, we're going to let in NON-VIOLENT felons into the army. What do we mean by non violent? well did you actUally kill someone? No? OK why are you bringing it up then, lets go talk about it over some applebees.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:What's up with your autoban? I was a bad boy and used the hot thread tag
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:101st/82nd/1st Cav, is stupid and gay.
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Eulogistics posted:The OP to this thread is great, I'll read the whole article eventually. I was an NCO for a year before I separated, and I probably heard "just pencil - whip it" about 300 times on forms for required pricedures. I remember two instances where I was advised by my platoon sergeant to forge my commanders signature because he was unavailable, and one time when my battalion IA told me to pull files off a secret laptop with my personal thumb drive because he needed them for some report he was doing. I never got counseled for refusing to do any of those things, but it made me sad that all these breaches were happening when I had to memorize and recite all those loving creeds that said I would never do stuff like that. grossly incompetent doesn't begin to describe it
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Apr 5, 2015 22:37
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Cole posted:lol creeds don't mean poo poo like... ever. they let the senior NCOs know that I have what it takes to be an E-5 when asked with "Hard" questions.
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Cole posted:yeah but the creed could be "i am an NCO so now i will literally suck the CSM's dick" and you would still say it even though you don't really plan to follow anything it says This was a promotion board joke. You have to say the for example infantrymens creed and if you fail to recite your creed you won't get promoted. My Brigade similar to the rest of the army had a massive failure rate because people couldn't recite their creeds.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND KNOCK THREE TIMES LOUDLY ON THE DOOR. ITS THE SQUADRON CONFERENCE ROOM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES LIKE MY PLATOON SERGEANT TOLD ME TO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN MY BOOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY BECAME A NONCOMMISSIONED OFFICER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE ORDERS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT something about AA meetings
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Pesticide20 posted:Helping with land nav training today my driver and I got a little lost, which is understandable since the dumb gently caress E6 in charge didn't even give us maps. Anyway, here's my current situation. 82nd.txt
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Retardog posted:Got an update slide from USARC on the new uniforms. They'll hit AAFES July 1st, but the new boots don't come out until August. So in grand Army tradition, you can buy the uniforms a month before you'll actually be able to wear them. So how long will ACUs be mixed into formations with SCORPION  . And how many joes will sell their scorp uniforms the day before you're supposed to be 100% dress right dress
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White Chocolate posted:I thought that the new boots were the same as the old ones...? Haha nope, boot companies gotta get theirs when a new rollout comes around.
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Mustang posted:gently caress I can't believe I have to buy new loving boots. Things aren't cheap you're a loving noble dude why are you complaining about money Do what ever other officer does, save every penny by buying the shittiest vehicle possible to get around and just use issued poo poo WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 20:57 on Apr 30, 2015 |
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Apr 30, 2015 20:52
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Cole posted:What? You just spent your clothing allowance on brand new dress blues because your class As are no longer authorized? And you don't get another clothing allowance for eight months? Doesn't matter, buy this new uniform and new boots. I always told myself my next clothing allowance would go towards clothes.
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May 1, 2015 08:30
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Kiryen posted:Yeah.. I get the complaints about leadership trying to make people buy uniforms 3 years before the wearout date but.. I'd wear them to drill tomorrow if I could. Is there going to be a midnight release of scorpion camo
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May 1, 2015 19:33
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Justin Tyme posted:I preordered the early access scorpion uniform but all I got was a blank tan jacket with no pants that happened when I pre-ordered BDUs. Some cool looking guy who was a servicemen himself (So he knows what I need) at the larger PX told me that BDUs were going to be usable and I should Definitely purchase them, and that the army would pay for them if I requested my clothing allowance after bct. Rad Lieutenant posted:Infantryman are comfortable following directions from figures of authority, who knew??
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I ran my TA-50 through the washer and dryer for 10 hours straight before turning it in. Nothing got kicked back except for the gortex trousers which had a ripped crotch from the dryer probably. they sat in a locker forever
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Kiryen posted:It used to be - maybe still is - that there are a lot of Korean women working at CIF.
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