Army Thread - These people already don't give a fuck about me

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Spicy Guacamole posted:

ETS'd one year ago today.

Last month I was out for 365 days :toot:

I keep thinking about reserves help

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 09:16

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:48

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Mike-o posted:

a former marine in call of duty, probably

Press F to pay respects

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 02:58

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Zeris posted:

Ask me about the 3 fat army soldiers I saw in uniform on a Saturday at Tilted Kilt

No thanks.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 03:04

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

LeoMarr posted:

A friend just posted this on FB

Going for my 3rd MOS, Nevada National Guard.
From
25b Information Technology Specialist
To
11b Infantryman
Now to
19d Calvary scout

hahha get hosed

He's a tard

# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 21:56

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Geirskogul posted:

But she's blaming meeeeeeee

This is how the next few years of your life will work.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2015 09:51

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I'm going to find the source for this soon, I just saw a headline on CNN that said "Army morale at extreme low," and I thought of you guys.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 09:23

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Cole posted:

What are the benefits people give you about being mil if you are enlisted and complain about the low pay? The two you mentioned are some of the ones that piss me off the most.

The free room is cancelled out by the lovely life of being in the barracks. Seriously, barracks life is loving horrible. When I was at Campbell our platoon sergeant had a loving hard on for cleaning the barracks. We went around and told all the other platoons and companies to keep things clean since we were the only loving platoon who would be out there regularly cleaning it. It actually started fights because, even after hanging signs asking people to clean, no one did. The laundry room was his favorite thing to bitch about, so I started throwing people's poo poo away if I found that it was left in the dryer for more than a few hours. If you don't have any laundry to wash, you won't gently caress the laundry room up. No matter what we did, nothing was good enough and it was always 2nd platoon, C Co, 1-502nd IN that was at fault for the barracks being trashed. I didn't know what else to do, so I got desperate and it actually came to me stealing people's poo poo and throwing it away to solve the problem (the problem never got solved, but a few fights broke out, but that platoon sergeant eventually PCS'd).

The free food sucks balls and when I was in you had to drive around and hope you found the open DFAC for dinner during the week, or for any meal on the weekend. CQ and staff duty never loving know which one is open. God forbid you're busy doing something and you don't have time to make it to the DFAC until it's only open for 10 more minutes (and it closed at loving 1730 on the weekends so you were hungry by like 2100 and were probably buying food anyway). Hope you pick the right one! And if you do pick the right one, I hope you have the appetite of a supermodel, because your portions are small as gently caress and nowhere near enough to fill you up if you do any kind of physical activity that burns calories (you know, that thing you do every loving morning?).

holy loving poo poo i hate the army. gently caress.

And they never kept loving 5th group DFAC open for dinner!

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 23:58

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

BaconAndBullets posted:

Because 5th Group cares about all of their soldiers and doesn't do meal cards, even the soldiers who are E5 and below and not married to land cows and she beasts. At least in group you get to feel like a human being again.

Not so sure about that, I saw plenty of maroon berets doing lawn care.

# ¿ Apr 18, 2015 12:48

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Cole posted:

i'm out of the mil so i think your question about two bowls of poo poo is stupid

# ¿ Apr 28, 2015 05:18

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Fires Center... of excellence

# ¿ Apr 30, 2015 06:13

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Delizin posted:

lol at the Army trying to address the concerns of crazy people who think Jade Helm is a coup against Texas. Now they are sending LtCols to town hall meetings with people too stupid to understand what is going on.

http://www.occupydemocrats.com/watch-paranoid-texas-lunatics-harass-an-army-colonel-with-texas-takeover-conspiracies-2/

They need CA teams for this poo poo. Start passing out radios and blankets and poo poo, maybe hire some translators, idk.

# ¿ May 9, 2015 11:20

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

suicide bi cop posted:

wow u really hate women dont u lol

I love to hug and kiss them.

# ¿ May 31, 2015 10:14

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

White Chocolate posted:

Yeah there will be no PX runs we are locked down the whole time, no cell phones, nada.

Haaaaaaaaaaa

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 03:32

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

krispykremessuck posted:

it dont gtmo better than this

fuckin owned

Sunk

# ¿ Jun 6, 2015 18:46

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Cole posted:

http://www.armytimes.com/story/military/2015/06/18/unit-promotes-no-patch-badge-rule-in-training/28927601/

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owned

# ¿ Jun 19, 2015 07:12

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Mike-o posted:

Oh gently caress me, just found out through my niece that my 18 year old nephew is thinking about joining the army. I already gave him a talk a couple years ago, guess its time for another one.

Sorry for your loss

# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 00:07

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

krispykremessuck posted:

my cousin's husband is shipping for army bootcamp next month into whatever that try-out-for-ranger-then-washout-to-airborne contract is, it's gonna be awesome no matter what happens

I think they moved the airborne part after RASP because people were using it as a ticket to the 82nd. So you can go to leg units if you fail now.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 04:18

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

DCUs are still my absolute favorite

so glad I got to wear them for a few weeks, poo poo was the bomb.

# ¿ Jul 1, 2015 06:14

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Bell_ posted:

gently caress MILES gear forever.

You didn't zero your laser correctly.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2015 04:18

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

SumYungGui posted:

MILES gear feels like one of those long-running financial scams where the manufacturer and deliverer are working together with whoever is in control of the payments for the organization. They don't even put half a flying gently caress of effort into shipping the product and the guy signing for payment gets a kickback for saying "Yeah, sure, they fulfilled the contract. Mostly."

When I was going through those classes you do before you out I saw on the tv that had a slideshow going of who got immediately hired right out of the army "LTC XXX, Cubic Defense Inc." Cubic of course being the company that manufactures MILES.

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 07:57

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I used a Fabrique Nationale M4A1 :cool:

# ¿ Jul 12, 2015 19:53

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Artillery has fight clubs
or we just choked each other out
either way

# ¿ Jul 19, 2015 10:32

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Mustang posted:

Is there some reason tank trails need to be swept? Saw some dudes today sweeping one with push brooms. They looked pretty motivated about their sweeping too, they swept the gently caress out of that road.

drat whatever happened to just doing some landscaping?

# ¿ Jul 24, 2015 20:50

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

if it makes anyone here feel any better if an E5 guardsmen/reservist goes full army they get knocked back down

show me da reg

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 03:42

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Barracks lawyer 101

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 04:10

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I don't care enough to want a real source, I just was lazy and wanted you to find something for me to laugh at

# ¿ Aug 2, 2015 04:28

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

McNally posted:

This might not be the best time to bring this up, but I'm thinking about joining up again.

In the reserves.

Of a completely different branch.

What could possibly go wrong

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 12:58

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

This thread should create the Iceslice Challenge where you go to selection and pass.

# ¿ Aug 6, 2015 13:17

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

mustang has yall beat, that idiot just commissioned

# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 08:05

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

He's a coastie tho

# ¿ Aug 8, 2015 15:27

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

get hosed too, sir

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 10:08

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I don't know how yall screwed up so bad all we did was chill with 5th group and run around ambushing OPFOR and loving with units in stx lanes sheesh

# ¿ Aug 10, 2015 21:11

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

I think he's taking about the ones that have blinking lights

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 01:21

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Geirskogul posted:

Can't find the original but this is the best reply so far.

This is the best poo poo ever

# ¿ Aug 11, 2015 09:38

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Way to not call at ease there chump

# ¿ Aug 14, 2015 21:13

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

psydude posted:

Two women successfully completed Ranger school.

Link?

# ¿ Aug 18, 2015 03:02

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Mike-o posted:

hang all nobles, burn all ring knockers

# ¿ Aug 20, 2015 18:56

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Mustangs should watch out, a Wolfpack has been reported in the area

# ¿ Sep 2, 2015 22:37

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

AFATDS noobs not double checking grids

# ¿ Sep 3, 2015 05:39

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 18:48

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

"Career"

# ¿ Sep 9, 2015 03:54

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