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psydude posted:Reservists/guardsmen: how many former Marines do you guys have in your unit that still refer to themselves as Marines. in our unit of 50 we had 2 former marines, our CO and our Motor Sgt Neither of which were too bad. Motor SGT would tell us all his stories from Japan and talk about his his irish dick was too small compared to all the pollocks in our unit, cool dude
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Murder and a sexual offense with a minor? This guy is hosed for life both in and outside prison. but he had a 300 pt score
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Mar 16, 2015 23:05
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We had an ex-DS in my AIT class- he was busted down to E-1 for loving someone he shouldn't, and was reclassing to medic. DS is basically basic 2.0 according to him, with weird random poo poo like being marched out to a road and being told to yell at telephone poles for 30 minutes straight.
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Mar 24, 2015 18:23
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as a medic, please please please- in the future when you're done with your internship, please train your medics on poo poo like sutures and stuff. Train the gently caress out of them.
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Apr 15, 2015 01:38
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Southern Vulcan posted:They don't teach you guys how to suture? Wow. I thought that would be basic basics. They touched on it super quick in medic school, but they need a doc to sign off on them in order to do it in a TMC/CSH environment. You'd need to teach them, then sign off on them being able to do so.
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Apr 15, 2015 02:39
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Ptolemaeus posted:My favorite were the deployment day trader wannabes. We had two guys conspire to be all about the stock-market since we were spending 13-14 hours a day in the tscif anyway and managed to probably lose a cumulative total of 8-10k. Yep. That happened in my squad too, along with the Dinar and everything else in 2004/2005.
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Apr 16, 2015 22:39
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hahahahahahaha eat poo poo idiots fygm
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Kiryen posted:They've been making people go to the "smoking area" on FOBs for field training and stand in the Engineer Tape of Shame so I can't say I'm surprised. Come to think of it engineer tape is a pretty common shaming mechanism. I am so sick of going to training events and seeing soldiers walking around with some huge honking strip of engineer tape hanging off their uniform like a big scarlet 'A' of Had A Heat Injury Once. It isn't like anyone even does anything special to make sure they don't get another one; it's apparently just to assist everyone else in pointing and laughing. its better than being a heat casuality in Iraq you get a finger up the butt to shame you instead
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Apr 21, 2015 00:19
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the only good times i ever had in the military involved me smoking cigarettes while doing so
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i never broke down in my m997 i flipped it once or twice, and tore more cv boots than anyones business, but the bitch always ran
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Apr 21, 2015 18:03
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psydude posted:You straight up monster-trucked that guy. good job.
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Apr 21, 2015 20:45
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didn't it used to be called RIP?
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Apr 25, 2015 00:27
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this is the first time I've seen it and god drat that looks so much better than the godawful ACU.
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Pesticide20 posted:And the purge is beginning! My battalion is about to get cleaned the gently caress out and poo poo is getting real gay, real fast. I hope to god this poo poo doesn't interrupt my med board. gently caress you if you're already out, I'll be there soon. good luck dude, hope you can avoid the dick
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not caring here posted:It will somehow end up all your fault.
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May 7, 2015 02:45
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missed you man i was kombatmedik back in the day
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May 12, 2015 04:28
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hct are you still in
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germskr posted:So I have a TDY for roughly 20 days at "Fort Lost-in-the-Woods" (as my buddy called it- Leonard Wood) and wanted to know what, if anything was good about the area? there is a super wal-mart nearby. also a cracker barrel.
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TheAlphaChaser posted:3 SIRs in my platoon last weekend. 3. I give up. gently caress this. please tell us what they are please
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May 19, 2015 05:35
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we had a dude in basic who would beg the DS to let him call cadence but they kept telling him no, he would gently caress it up. finally on the day before graduation he was given the chance. We marched to chow singing "I want it that way" by the backstreet boys.
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May 26, 2015 03:04
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/05/30/ranger-women/28179303/ all 8 women in the latest ranger class failed.
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LeoMarr posted:Camo update: New ACUs hit store shelves July 1 i preordered the collectors edition at gamestop
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White Chocolate posted:Way off topic but I'm buying all the stuff that I am going to pack for JRTC and here is my list: My usual AT packing list was: -a log of dip and carton of smokes to sell/trade for poo poo -a football/cheap rear end air pump -deck of cards/cheap rear end poker chip set -goldbond powder -sunflower seeds -baby wipes -bigass bag of lifesavers -sunblock -something to read when im poopin
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Jun 4, 2015 23:25
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psydude posted:Lmao the Army is so loving gay
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Jun 4, 2015 23:38
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also for fucks sake don't piss on your feet in the shower to kill athletes foot i've had to tell dozens of people that in the army
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Jun 9, 2015 21:38
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NTT posted:The last time I touched a gun that shoots bullets was last time I qualified a year ago and my ~31~ outshot every other soldier in the company except one last weekend. national guard.txt
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quote:"NCO's would walk in the dayroom as the whole company was there and would say, 'Anyone without a combat patch start pushing' and I would be the ONLY guy getting smoked in front of everyone else for an hour," he said. "This was the start of hazing over the next few months that led to overuse injuries, assault, and sexual assault ... and almost death." holy fuckin lol
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:You're almost as jelly as the donuts I eat every morning after i knew a guy who had a jackoff pt session he had testicular torsion surgery, and the doc wrote him a profile to jerk off for pt sure enough, he lined up, and fell out to go do the deed during pt
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DCUs are still my absolute favorite
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psydude posted:headquarters is gay quoting until i die
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Equine Don posted:so glad I got to wear them for a few weeks, poo poo was the bomb. got to wear them the entirety of my deployment probably the best part tbh
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MrsAdiabatic posted:We get to end our AT on Wednesday night and roll back in for drill on Saturday morning. Such a treat. Just enough time to begin the post-MRE apocoshits. hahahahah god drat thats lovely
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yeah it's dumb but not the dumbest i've heard 82nd sounds like they're going to butt gently caress the poo poo outta him though
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Regular people, of course, freak the gently caress out about anything and everything, and here we are now. tbf if i saw some dude at the mall with an AR and iba just walking around id get nervous too
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Suntan Boy posted:Hospital command is funky in a lot of ways. If you come at it like a normal command, you're going to make a whole bunch of doctors decide they don't really feel like dealing with Army bullshit anymore. Even potentially costing the Army doctors tends to draw all the nut-crushing powers MEDCOM can summon, and I'm guessing she made people cranky. this right here medical command is really weird in a lot of ways
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Icon Of Sin posted:It's like the army actually realizes that docs, nurses, and PAs can walk out and be essentially guaranteed a job as a civilian, almost no questions asked. I'm just a little surprised that they actually realized this. they've known for a long time- the bonuses that docs gets are goddamn ridiculous, along with the rank they give my old BC came in to the army as a O-5 for being one of the best heart surgeons on the east coast.
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Mike-o posted:bradley MILES gear is the worst. gently caress putting all that velcro and sensors and poo poo on the gun onto the loving brad. it never loving worked, ever. oh man i never thought of tank miles gear god drat thats horrible
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Spicy Guacamole posted:Since when have the Reserves gotten so desperate for bodies as to make house calls? I got about 10 calls total when i was on IRR, and like 5 or 6 mailers sent to me asking if i'd go to Fort Dix to train people during predeployment gently caress new jersey and gently caress the army
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