Sniep posted:

ahhh every time i see thse words combined i am required by contract to post this so

atomicthumbs posted:

its true: my dick is a burned, blackened heap

Silver Alicorn posted:

I like the warning sign they use at CERN to signify that helium leaks are possible in an area

Panty Saluter posted:

i would do this for free, the 2k would just be gravy

Elder Postsman posted:

this appears to be witchcraft

Improbable Lobster posted:

what's the yospos approved music playing program

As a Millennial I posted:

look out here comes High Heels Don

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Pekin Community High School District 303 includes Pekin and some nearby areas. The district's high school is Pekin Community High School.

The school teams were known as the Pekin Chinks from the 1930s until 1980 when the school administration changed the nickname to the Dragons.[14] The team mascots were a male and female student dressed as Chinese persons wearing stereotypical Chinese attire. The mascots would strike a gong whenever the team scored. An earlier attempt was made by a visit of Chinese American groups to change the name from Chinks during the 1974–1975 school year; this was voted down by the student body. The event received national attention.

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By the early 1920s, the Ku Klux Klan became an influence in Pekin.[6] It was during this period that leading Klansmen assumed ownership of the city newspaper, the Pekin Daily Times, using it as an organ of Klan propaganda. They sold off the paper within a few years, but the city's identity and reputation as a Sundown Town lingered, despite participation of Pekin church pastors in the civil rights marches of the 1960s and the role of Pekin U.S. Senator Everett Dirksen in the Civil Rights Act of 1964.[7]

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

cheese-cube posted:

prototype euthanasia clinic looking good. still waiting till they get it to a soylent green style of professional.

atomicthumbs posted:

your biopunk chlorin-based night-vision eyedrops have arrived.

this is an eyedropper, not a needle. you put it on your eyes




it lasts for hours. with all this quantum computing global communications bullshit this is the most sci-fi thing i've seen yet. a liquid that turns your eyes black and lets you see in the dark. fuckin owns

edit: according to the linked paper they put black sclera lenses in his eyes to reduce the light entering his eyes, and then he wore sunglasses on top of those. i still stand by this owning tho

alg posted:

Julie And Candy posted:

bobbilljim posted:

wow what the gently caress is everyone busy in america or something

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

look out here comes my pics lol

madeupfred posted:

Improbable Lobster posted:

big scary monsters posted:

it's weird and cool how what was once a notorious grossout shock site has to me become one of the most beloved and comforting nostalgic memories of my youth

i see a good goatse and it's like unexpectedly meeting an old friend in the street

Improbable Lobster posted:

this quasar is making me thirsty

Iridium posted:

trigger warning: goatse
http://i.imgur.com/5dWOEfv.jpg

Atlanta cops probe lewd appearance of ‘obnoxious’ Buckhead billboard


hahah they had to cut the loving power

been wondering when one of these would get hacked

Sombrerotron posted:

i've been reading a p. fancy-looking leatherbound and gilt copy of grimm's fairy tales because why not, and this one seems fairly yospos in spirit

http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/grimm080.html

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The Death of the Little Hen
Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm

One time the little hen and the little rooster went to Nut Mountain, and they agreed that whoever would find a nut would share it with the other one. Now the little hen found a large, large nut, but -- wanting to eat the kernal by herself -- she said nothing about it. However, the kernal was so thick that she could not swallow it down. It got stuck in her throat, and fearing that she would choke to death, she cried out, "Little Rooster, I beg you to run as fast as you can to the well and get me some water, or else I'll choke to death."

The little rooster ran to the well as fast as he could, and said, "Well, give me some water, for the little hen is lying on Nut Mountain. She swallowed a large nut kernal and is about to choke to death on it."

The well answered, "First run to the bride, and get some red silk from her."

The little rooster ran to the bride: "Bride, give me some red silk, and I'll give the red silk to the well, and the well will give me some water, and I'll take the water to the little hen who is lying on Nut Mountain. She swallowed a large nut kernal and is about to choke to death on it."

The bride answered, "First run and get my wreath. It got caught on a willow branch."

So the little rooster ran to the willow and pulled the wreath from its branch and took it to the bride, and the bride gave him some red silk, which he took to the well, which gave him some water, and the little rooster took the water to the little hen, but when he arrived, she had already choked to death, and she lay there dead, and did not move at all.

The little rooster was so sad that he cried aloud, and all the animals came to mourn for the little hen. Six mice built a small carriage which was to carry the little hen to her grave. When the carriage was finished, they hitched themselves to it, and the little rooster drove. On the way they met the fox.

"Where are you going, little rooster?"

"I'm going to bury my little hen."

"May I ride along?"

"Yes, but you must sit at the rear, because my little horses don't like you too close to the front."

So he sat at the rear, and then the wolf, the bear, the elk, the lion, and all the animals in the forest. They rode on until they came to a brook. "How can we get across?" said the little rooster.

A straw was lying there next to the brook, and he said, "I'll lay myself across, and you can drive over me." But just as the six mice got onto the straw, it slipped into the water, and the six mice all fell in and drowned.

They did not know what to do, until a coal came and said, "I am large enough. I will lay myself across and you can drive over me." So the coal laid itself across the water, but unfortunately it touched the water, hissed, and went out; and it was dead.

A stone saw this happen, and wanting to help the little rooster, it laid itself across the water. The little rooster pulled the carriage himself. He nearly reached the other side with the dead little hen, but there were too many others seated on the back of the carriage, and the carriage rolled back, and they all fell into the water and drowned.

Now the little rooster was all alone with the dead little hen. He dug a grave for her and laid her inside. Then he made a mound on top, and sat on it, and grieved there so long that he too died. And then everyone was dead.

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

i hosted a murder mystery party and everyone wore suspenders

it was grand

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Elder Postsman posted:

i actually had a juicy lucy for dinner tonight.

N.Z.'s Champion posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz-1tlwuOys

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lord funk posted:

Trig Discipline posted:

have we already had this? becacuse if so here it is again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ql1JG76EWY