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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

madeupfred posted:

Dude you need to quit loving posting the YOSPOS bitch. Stop. She doesn't post with anything meaningful for a reason and she's not interested in you. Who am I? The man whom she is in love with. She already told me not to worry, she's not interested in you. Sorry I bothered you kid. I've dated her since 2 summers ago. If you aren't trying to get at my woman or being inappropriate I don't care if you post her occasionally. Just don't try anything man. You'll embarrass yourself and anger me. We are in love and we're making love tomorrow. So if you have any ill intentions with my woman you can forget it right now. I'm the biggest and best she's ever had, only man she's ever loved and the only man who could truly satisfy her physically. You will never have her. And she loves me. I don't have any problems with you if you are over my woman and realize you will never be with or touch her again. I apologize for coming off as a dick, just me and the YOSPOS bitch are really deep in love and we've been through a lot and I just moved back home and it makes me a little jealous and angry to see a man she used to IRC before me is posting her pics.... We don't need any extra bullshit or drama right now, so don't bring us any please is all I ask friend. If you try to talk to her any way but as a brother, or you try to see her at all, if she tells me you do anything inappropriate or anything outside of what a strict brother like friend would do, we are going to have a huge problem. I will leave you alone now dude if you're not trying to get at the woman who I love and whom is in love with me. That entire summer she was with me. She left BYOB for me. She's been with me ever since, she even loved me and made love to me before she EVER let anything happen with you. You didn't please her. She didn't have strong feelings for you at all. And she immediately ended poo poo with you for me once she knew I loved her too. So get any ideas of the past out of your head. None of this truth should bug you if you're over her but I'm just making sure. I hate when my baby's friends have ill intentions and she thinks they are just friends and have no alternative motive. But idk if I trust you at all. If I can trust you to not stress me and my baby or gently caress with our love tell me. I will leave you alone and apologize. But if you aren't over her and you're tryna "get some" or you're tryna get back in her life, it's NOT HAPPENING. She said you were nothing to her, and the sex was bad anyway haha. You're small and weak and she said it all felt wrong after being with me. She's been with me ever since. We're in love. And tomorrow me and her will be together in my room making love alll day how we always have together. If you have a problem speak up like a man or tell me our love doesn't bug you and I'll apologize, it's simple. So??? What is it? You are after my woman then huh?! Tell me the loving truth man. Don't you dare be disrespectful and gross enough to bring it up, but if if you ask her about anything she shared with me about your weak rear end, she may be nice and lie to you, or she may not care and tell you the truth. Either way. I'm her soul mate and her boyfriend of the past two years almost. And she tells me everything and NEVER lies to me. I don't care haha. Just stay away from my YOSPOS bitch. I sincerely apologize if you have no ill intentions and aren't trying to make moves with my woman. And i respect you as a guy in the service. I'm sure you're an ok dude. But just as a friend. You're nothing to my YOSPOS bitch but a brother like friend. I just wanna be sure you know it and don't forget it. Find a nice classy woman where you are stationed, marry her.... But back off of mine. You will never even compare to me in her eyes. Not even close haha. I just don't need you interfering with me and the YOSPOS bitch's love. It's our lives man. It's really not cool.... Goodbye man, good luck. Respect to you being in the service. Sorry to bring your day down with my crazy bullshit but. Me and the YOSPOS bitch are head over heels.... I can't help but be crazy about her. I love her with all of my heart and I will protect her from her untrustworthy fake friends. Not saying you are one. But you're dodging telling me what's going on in your head so I'm questioning a lot right now. Just know I'm never gonna hurt her, I'm always going to have her back, I'd give my life for her without hesitation, and I will protect her from anything, everything, and anyone. She is the love of my life. I fully intend to marry and give the YOSPOS bitch my children. And we've talked a lot about it. Just don't make poo poo harder than it already is. I just moved back and me and her miss each other so badly and we are FINALLY go to see each other tomorrow and make love for the first time since Halloween.... I hope you don't hate me man. I'm a good dude. Just protective of the woman who holds my heart. And who's heart I hold and must protect. I hope you can understand. She promised me there's nothing at all to worry about with you and that she's not interested :"/ I wish I knew before I embarrassingly went off on you. I'm so sorry man. I'm sorry. Please don't mention this to my baby :/ I'm really embarrassed and while she will understand, I just feel like an rear end for attacking you when you have nothing with my YOSPOS bitch and no intention to. Good bye brother. I hope you find your one true love someday. It'll make you crazy, trust me, but you'll find her one day. I found mine when I was really young. And it's my YOSPOS, bitch :)

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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

there's nothing quite like walking through a dairy barn and finding a squished cat stuck to the back of a cow because the cat decided to lay in the warm hay

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

wasn't there a thing about her paying for her own education and intentionally avoiding using any kind of contacts through her family

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Shaggar posted:

all of the tuition increases have gone to administration too, so no matter how much money you throw at it the only thing it does is bloat the system instead of lowering tuition

the total cost per credit to educate students has been flat when adjusted for inflation for decades. states lower funding and tuition jumps up proportionally because you can't just magically expect budgets to deflate overnight. college and universities used to employ armies of unskilled clerical staff to handle admissions and all the other internal bureaucracy stuff. computers came in an automated that mass of people out of a job and in their place are a bunch of computers and IT people who are classified as "administration" making somewhat more individually than the army of grunts were making before them, and the difference gets sucked up in hardware/energy costs and the disproportionally inflated salaries of middle/upper management. everyone should take issue with the last bit but higher ed isn't an idiot money burning factory that you keep making it out to be and the internal waste of higher ed, government, and private sector are all in line with each other when you look at organizations of comparable scale

BangersInMyKnickers fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Mar 17, 2015

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

midwest schools are better than that. california/UC system is its own special weird deal and isn't exactly the best example to be pulling

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles


better as in total cost per credit kept mostly stable. I'm not disputing exec/management salaries and was fairly clear it was a universal problem that money that could go to lowering tuition fees are being redirected to them across the board. thanks, neoliberal mba assholes!

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

cheese-cube posted:


Awww yisssss




BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Valeyard posted:

ah well, top gear had a good run

they're going to make the other two limp along with some replacement for a season or two and the whole thing will flounder until they put together a new cast

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

prefect posted:

did that guy get to be in charge of the bbc because he's a lord? is that how it's done over there?

where do you think the americans learned it from?

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles


lol

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles


servers are rated for 95F why not

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

gotta have my three liter

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

I drank a sugar free blue monster shitdrink once and threw it all up on the sidewalk within ten minutes

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Beeftweeter posted:

lmao

i hate that updater. the loving thing pops up like 4 times a week and always fails downloading so i have to manually download the update every single goddamn time

google "download flash msi" and get the msi version of the installer. then go in to the flash control panel applet and choose the option to automatically update flash in the background. that will automatically install the maintenance releases in the background but that stupid popup will still show when they do a major version jump

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

do all old people keep and wear those terrible black sunglass/goggles they get from their eye checkups for months afterwards or was that just my grandparents

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

univbee posted:

apparently they're not halal

lol thats some good nsa astroturfing

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

computer, photograph my grundle while I type

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

and that's how coral reproduces

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Trig Discipline posted:

same

idk poo poo about aussie politics but he's entertaining anyway

he has a podcast where they talk about politics and then try to convince their sound guy tom to believe in conspiracy theory and then read a r l stein choose your own adventure book search for friendlyjordies on itunes

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

lol pontiacs were such pieces of poo poo

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

http://i.imgur.com/bpGKSrm.webm

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5Ftm1-jik

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Chorrax posted:

i like this picture

:3:

nobody likes ringo

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIw690VGt70

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

real fitting that "collapse" is marked at the end of each day's walk

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

axolotl farmer posted:

lol at Tommy Lee Jones and Chumbawumba out of nowhere

you got those and not jean reno in a loving toyota commercial?

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Doof on Guitar

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

BANME.sh posted:

the content between us and canadian netflix varies enough that I will switch back to the canadian version every few months just for the variety. there's been quite a bit added to it in the past couple years, not at all what it used to be like at launch. :thumbsup:

uhhh trailer park boys is on us netflix what are you talking about (aboot)

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

poo poo, I need some deep cuts from the red green library *finger slides up to the proxy country button*

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

ol qwerty bastard posted:

i know you're joking but all the red green episodes are actually available on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/user/RedGreenTV

there goes my weekend


e: I think kenny v spenny got a half season on comedy central

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

ol qwerty bastard posted:

wasn't this the plot of interstellar






lol j/k nobody could follow that mess of a plot

the store is out of bananas




*builds a spaceship*

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

KoRMaK posted:

we have an invasive eel species problem in lake erie streams and rivers and one of the strategies is to capture and sterilize males then release them. Do they do that with bacteria? Like, make it so it can still consume resources but doesn't reproduce?

those are lampreys, not eels

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

gently caress yeah make me some lab-grown blood and fill me full until overflowing I'm going to live forever

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

its better if you believe both the guy taking the picture and the guy in the jeep think its a confederate flag

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

KoRMaK posted:

this looks like its in a woodshop

or is that really a customers computer?

we kept a computer or two in a coal loading shack and they died all the time because they would fill up with poo poo like that, needed cleaning every 3 months or so. thankfully thin clients worked better

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

that fish is a 3 on the bristol scale

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgd2OjW5rY

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

I'm sure that rag and the sandals provide enough insulation to not be the path to ground for 14kV

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

how many pages do you think are dedicated to anime

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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Constant Hamprince posted:

what's the water for? heat storage to reduce wear from thermal expansion/contraction?

probably storm sewer with porous roadway so water doesn't puddle on it

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