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codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

The Taint Reaper posted:

I dunno there's poo poo like Phantasy Star's first person dungeon that contains no map or anyway to record such a map in game.

Draw the map yourself you wiener.

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codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Fergus Mac Roich posted:

original Metroid is boss, I like how there's no map

Drawing the map yourself for OG Metroid also owns.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

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Bicyclops posted:

wait, duck hunt has an ending? i thought it just went on and on forever, until ducks escaped and dog laughed at you.

I am fairly sure we are being Taint Reaped again.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

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A Steampunk Gent posted:

Only Platinum Games should be allowed to use QTEs, they're literally the only time I've seen them used to do things which wouldn't be better done as an automatic animation or an actual gameplay sequence

Actually I hate the QTEs in Bayonetta as well.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

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Excels posted:

why don't people realize steam is a massive scam, oh boy another sale, can't wait to put 20 more games on my list of poo poo I'll Probably Never Even Install

What part is the scam :confused:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Excels posted:

roughly a third (about 36%) of all steam games are never played even once. fact

This does not make Steam or sales on Steam scams of any kind you dope.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

precision posted:

my girlfriend hung a madoka magica wall scroll over our bed

i'm sure at least one of you thinks i'm kidding but i assure you i am not

Thanks to the 3DS thread I now assume no one is ever kidding.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Stux posted:

actually mobile gaming owns sorry

:jerkbag:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Bicyclops posted:

uh are we claiming the vice city is the better game here? dunno about that one...

Vice City is definitely the better game.

Oddly enough I am playing GTA III right now, so I am speaking with authority.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Heavy Lobster posted:

Speaking of Grand Theft Autos, GTA3, VC, and San Andreas are all available on mobile as well. Playing them on a touchscreen is probably miserable, but if you'd like to, you can.

Yes this sounds like the worst thing in the world. I am playing them on a PS2 like a sane person.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

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The Kins posted:

You know, maybe I'm just crazy, but I don't think I like Atari very much.

The current Atari is a company that bought the original for the name and copyrights so this doesn't surprise me at all.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

For some reason people seem to think Metroid Prime 1.5 and Metroid Dread are the same thing but they were different concepts and neither one is getting made at this point.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Excels posted:

- kojima fired from konami

holy poo poo this is real

Excels posted:

ha

ha

haaaaaaaaaaa

this is the worst thing I have ever read, in my life

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Excels posted:

UPDATE: Kojima's Ground Zeroes cameo mission has been patched out of the PC version.

this is some far-reaching poo poo man

:stare: Hilarious. Disturbing.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

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Accordion Man posted:

Excels was pulling our legs, the Save Kojima mission is in still in Ground Zeroes.

taint reaped ag- wait what the gently caress?!

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?


yes

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

A Spider Covets posted:

so i saw this today, didn't read it (lmao @ the headline) but looked at the pics and

http://www.gamesradar.com/why-no-mans-sky-will-be-even-bigger-star-wars/

why is every screenshot of NMS so eye-searing? is that seriously what they want the actual game to look like? i don't think i could play this even if it a) came out and b) was incredibly good just based on how obnoxious the pallette is

This looks amazing and that color palette is rad as hell.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

gay skull posted:

Spec Ops: The Line :getin:

(actually seriously no don't play that, play the South Park game instead)

YOU ARE A BAD PERSON FOR PLAYING THIS; YOU CAN STOP AT ANY TIME

-Spec Ops: The Line, to you, the player, over and over again

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Bicyclops posted:

hmm. what is this nintendo NX thing?? I am a consumer, hungry for details.

I think you just stated all the available details.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

CJacobs posted:

actually the message is "the characters are bad people but you the player are not because it's a video game, if you feel bad for them you can stop at any time but they can't because it's a video game", lol if you played it and somehow missed that

:jerkbag:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

I just ate a coffee cake muffin while playing Mortal Kombat II. :waycool:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

gay skull posted:

I don't like bacon, it's very greasy and unfulfilling. It's such an unnecessary side dish, like if you were trapped somewhere for a week and all you had to eat was fresh bacon (somehow) you'd feel greasy and lovely by the end.

I'd rather just eat onions. They're kind of hard to eat at first but once you get used to them you'll see how they're amazing.

You are so horrible you are literally advocating the eating of onions. This is how far you will go to be terrible.

I imagine you biting into them like apples btw

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

No one wants to discuss Spec Ops with you Stux.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Excels posted:

hell they may even release mother 3 on virtual console. the future has no limits

This is actually a very real possibility and I am so down

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codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

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:whatup:

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