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Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Print a common DFC tribal flip morph planeswalker with suspend.

And banding.

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Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Madmarker posted:

I really hate magic players sometimes. I love the game, but gently caress if the a good portion of the playerbase isnt the most spoiled, misogynistic, gamergating, MRA babies this side of a PUA subreddit.

And as bad as Magic players can be, this isn't even close to the worst TCG community.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

black potus posted:

does anyone really think his criminal past is relevant i thought that just came up bc of the zoness joke

And besides, we all know he has the shakes.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010
It looks like another player got DQ'd at the Pro Tour too. Stephen Speck presented a 53 card deck, and a 22 card sideboard. Tom Martell tweeted "I was shocked to learn that the guy who had 5+ turn 1 Amulet kills at GP Vancouver was DQ'd today for palming his starting 7. Shocked!"

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Chill la Chill posted:

SCG stream would be even worse. They wouldn't even have Rich Hagon.

As long as it's Cedric and Patrick, it's good. Matthias Hunt is bad though.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

GonSmithe posted:

Of course they feature the worst card shop on Long Island in the Vice Magic documentary.

http://www.vice.com/video/the-mystical-universe-of-magic-the-gathering-000

What? I didn't see "Family Store!" on there.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Serperoth posted:

Why are people bitching about no Damnation in MM15? It's already getting a reprint.



:smaug:

I really need to decide if I'll go to the summer conference or not augh.

The WotC star looks really awful as a watermark there.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Starving Autist posted:

I hope one day they release "expensive cards:the set" and everyone will see that it does not drive prices down as much when it sucks to draft so we can finally shut up about this.

I want to have literally one draft format (aside from Cube) where everyone can do ridiculous things and the typical stale draft tropes don't apply.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Dungeon Ecology posted:

You see what happens, Wizards?! You see what happens when we go too long without spoilers?

You see what happens when you attack a stranger with Nafs Asp?

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

sarmhan posted:

I don't think I've seen a standard format in the three+ years I've read this thread that didn't have people decry it as the worst ever.

This Standard is significantly better than Rock/Paper/Sphinx's Revelation.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

TheKingofSprings posted:

Free Jace or free Dig Through Time

I am fine with either

Free Deathrite Shaman and Birthing Pod :getin:

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010
What's better than Siege Rhino?

...a Murderous Cut hitting your opponent's Fiend Hunter with Rhino under it.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

TheKingofSprings posted:

Gideon's storyline gimmick is that he killed an "unkillable" opponent to ignite his spark.

Oh god.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Angry Grimace posted:



Cast Angel's Grace, Draw your deck with AN, hit them with a Lightning Storm for lethal. The deck literally cannot beat anyone who has more than ~28 life.

It's an uncommon.

(Yeah, Coldsnap rarity symbols are wonky)

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

black potus posted:

they invented cool thopters, but not grammar

This will goes great in my Frazzled Editor deck.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010
All we need now is Jim Davis' hot take on this subject.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

whydirt posted:

Tromple is still my favorite keyword

It's not as good as mointainspalk

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

I thought we weren't returning to Lorwyn

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

sarmhan posted:

Yes, I'm going to guess fetches and shocklands.

I'm guessing filters instead of shocks.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Angry Grimace posted:




This is some power rangers poo poo right here.

They usually don't have female Red Rangers :v:

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Paper Triangle posted:

okay i almost wrote a madpost but then i was like "maybe he's just bein silly"



this might be the worst flavor text i've ever read. "gideon was too late, but not too late."

"Gideon was late getting out of bed, for he hates Mondays."

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

"Are you the U/G deck? No? Enjoy losing!"

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Irony Be My Shield posted:

I can imagine Abzan splashing blue for Ojutai and Jace.

Or Mardu/Abzan featuring Crackling Doom, Radiant Flames, and Atarka.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Entropic posted:

We just need some better-looking pros.

Brian Kibler wins the first Invitational when it comes back, everyone rejoices.

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Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010
"black potus, unaware of his post's odor, paused to catch his breath..and promptly died."

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