Yonkers posted:

Bo-Pepper posted:

DAMMIT CUMT YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON HAND IN YOUR BADGE AND GUN

Commie NedFlanders posted:

I submit that I would make a great ik/ mod.

I've been part of byob since the very beginning
I agree almost entirely with DCT's vision for byob and Bwee's effective thread control, except I would put a little more emphasis on the value of creative, artistic, or funny posting.
I'm strictly ethical and never let personal feelings influence important decisions, that is I act with professional detachment.
Although not the most liked poster, I have a demonstrably good understanding of forum dynamics and don't care about my own popularity when making decisions.

There is no need to push or demand it now, but I promise it would make byob very interesting for a while

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google THIS posted:

it still counts if the humor is unintentional right

Hick Magnet posted:

Nosfereefer posted:

i kidnapped mr. peabody and his "way back machine"
when we got there i sold him to a chinese restaurant

i punched every girl i saw in the face
on the way to the booth to vote for hitler

[chorus:]
i went back in time and voted for hitler[x 4]

repeat first verse

[chorus]

i just voted for adolf hitler[x 4]

i am he posted:

During those dark years as a smack shooting black magician in the Theosophical Society of Aleister Crowley, we used anal sex to increase our rectal capacity, which was useful for smuggling heroin, cocaine, and LSD across national lines. Despite their high numbers, even the Catholic Mexicans could not compete with our operations.

dogcrash truther posted:

i am he posted:

to be clear this is NOT oc... im not that good of a poster

Cumt posted:

hi im ed, please vote for me pleas i love you


i will buy you


im going to blow up erope, i freaking hate erope


i just want to make friends

Android Blues posted:

freed from the tyranny of dad bod

WetNightmare posted:

McNally: Tom doesnt know who he is fuckin with. Sure I can deflate the balls, like he wants, but I can also inflate them.
Jastremski: Dont
McNally: I could make a ball so inflated that whoever catches it dies and Brady is charged with murder.
Jastremski: No
McNally: make one so inflated it goes POP right by his ear right bout when he is ready to throw it!
Jastremski: Stop it. Dont be jerkish
McNally: gently caress tom

GoodbyeTurtles posted:

WetNightmare posted:

georgie-san: im not at one with tea.
seinfeld-san: [teardrop] you dislike the tea?
georgie-san: tea, im not one with it.
seinfeld-san: live in japan,, not at one with tea?!
georgie-san: live in japan, not at one with tea. [peace sign] pepsi! -=^-^=-
tall fidget man: [smashes through paper wall] neighbor! let me borrow item! haste!
seinfeld-san: you enter abode with much disgrace!

Luvcow posted:

Cumt posted:

i am he posted:

i am he posted:

Enhydra Lutris posted:

The most Enjoyable aspect of the Chickens (besides their Eggs; I prefer the Eggs to be poached; I like to excavate the Yolk; I pretend that I am unearthing a Treasure) is holding them; they are warm; they make soft chirping Sounds; they have small Reptilian feet.

WetNightmare posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02e8ICwrUMw

TWIST FIST posted:

i scattered a bunch of lego pieces behind my door as a trap for if someone breaks into my home. this only works if theyre barefoot thats why i put a sign in front of the front door that says please leave your shoes at the door

bog pixie posted:

what could be under there? here are some possibilities, just thinking out loud here:

-a monster
-something hairy, with claws? beast of some sort
-big scarey monster
-monster is somehow bigger than the area under the cushion, making it even worse than a regaulr sized one
-hedgehog, mutated into a monster
-looks like lint but its not, its a monster and its poisonous to humans
-isaw a bear once and i hate bears
-sonic, the famous sony hedgehog character
-its sonic but he's wrong somehow...dark
-sonic was like us once, but then he got stuck under the cushion.
-its a monster for sure
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Yonkers posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3677505&userid=197199

Qwerinty posted:

pig slut lisa posted:

Posting Legend Flees To Asia On Thursday

pig slut lisa posted:

TWIST FIST posted:

demon: please turn your textbooks to page 666. now then molochs theorem states that

student: *raises hand*

demon: and if you multiply the number of damned souls by the temperature of the fire

student: excuse me sir i have a question

demon: which means the angles of a triangle actually add up to 181 degrees. some applications of this are

student: *waving both hands through the air*

demon: so really this all comes down to applied demon math. now as for

student: *sighs, puts on seal, then raises hand*

demon: oh did you have a question? i thought you were stretching

TWIST FIST posted:

bacalou posted:

trust fundie: my dad, my mother, and my grandmother all attended gently caress school

passerby: wow! three alumni from the same academy?

trust fundie: no, only two.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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GEExCEE posted:

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Sobbing and writing in my journal] I don't even know how to spell sax sxx sfx secks sekz loving how am I supposed to advise DCT [Drawn frowny face] I guess I'll just make something up...

bog pixie posted:

my dick is perfectly sized and i pleasure wom,en with it all the time. if anyone wants a bigger avatar send me $20 on paypal we can make this happen

dogcrash truther posted: