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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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This is called a "Welsh" in Northern France as a tribute to the subtle English cuisine (actually it's called a Welsh in UK too):



This is a slice of bread with ham, covered in a brown beer and cheddar gratin.

Topped with an egg.

Served with fries.



Bon appétit

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Roro posted:

Looks like an egg topped Welsh rarebit, which is a creamier cheese on toast.

That's what it is. The main difference is that when I google "Welsh rarebit" it looked appetizing.

While I still have to see a French Welsh that doesn't look like a huge puddle of melted Kraft cheese and oil with fries on the side.







e: and while we are looking at healthy dishes from around the Channel:

The local favorite; the "mitraillette" (machinegun).


Basically the most fries you can stuff in a sandwich, plus your favorite fried processed meat and hydrogenated oil mix called "sauce".

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SpaceGoatFarts
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OutsideAngel posted:

and has a very distinctive "pork anus" flavor...

It tastes like calamari rings?

SpaceGoatFarts
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freelop posted:

It's my birthday so I thought I'd revisit something I made a couple of times as a student:



Donner meat between 2 potato scallops. In this case a mix of "lamb" and "chicken" donner meat.

Didn't pay attention to the camera settings but that isn't really a problem for this thread.

The only problem I see is the ratio. Still would.

SpaceGoatFarts
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Tonight on "Cooking on LV-426"

SpaceGoatFarts
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That stuff looks like 100% pure oil. It's probably nacho cheese or some mayo-based sauce but definitely not mustard.

SpaceGoatFarts
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Rigged Death Trap posted:

to keep that entire thing moist.

I imagine that's what the buns are for too.

SpaceGoatFarts
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EZipperelli posted:

That's called a Greek Salad. And they are amazing. However, those fall under the garden salad variety, because they generally contain lettuce.

I've heard of the mythical pasta salad that contains vinaigrette or Italian dressing, but, again, living in the south, I've never actually seen it.

Things like that would make a Greek or an Italian weep as much as a Chinese eating in a western "Chinese restaurant".


This is a Greek Salad BTW:

SpaceGoatFarts
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SpaceGoatFarts
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Each time I visited the US, I could ask my meat rare or even blue rare and invariably receive it medium well as well as worried stares. It's like the word "rare" doesn't compute or means something different.

SpaceGoatFarts
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True

Depending on where you live this is either anti-food porn or food porn



That tartare with caviar personally gives me a boner.

SpaceGoatFarts
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Tiggum posted:

Burgers I can understand, because they're basically all surface area, but what's the problem with rare steak? The outside is definitely cooked, and that's the bit you've got to worry about.

The problem is paranoia about bacteria that is strongly embedded in the culture. See chickens dunked in chlorine and banned raw milk cheeses.

Also this bacteria paranoia is even harmful for people because we need a rich gut microbiota in order to be healthy.

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Rigged Death Trap posted:

I used to think this way till I tried rarer steaks.
Now it depends on the cut.
Rib-eye? Oh you better believe it's medium-rare.
A prime filet: Always rare.



Still Can't/Won't eat anything blue though.

It was a troll. And try carpaccio or tartare if you have the opportunity

SpaceGoatFarts
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PubicMice posted:

The struggle(plate) is real.


nice tapeworm sandwich

SpaceGoatFarts
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I can see it rubbed on some ribs, or used for some asian recipes.

SpaceGoatFarts
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Rah! posted:

But you could buy normal honey and a bottle of hot sauce for half the price of that stuff. And then you can adjust sweet/spicy as much as you want.

As for most prepared food actually...

SpaceGoatFarts
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Throatwarbler posted:

Isn't 4.5% ABV really low?

It's quite common for stouts, lagers and ales

SpaceGoatFarts
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Efexeye posted:

putting tuna on pizza is the definition of loving up.

It is a thing though.

SpaceGoatFarts
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Pizza talk is fascinating

SpaceGoatFarts
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This would be even better if at the end of the montage the result was a perfect and appetizing dessert.

Like this one from the 80s

https://youtu.be/iiScW2cQT1M

SpaceGoatFarts
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This is not what mug cake is supposed to mean.

SpaceGoatFarts
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pookel posted:

Sometimes people don't eat things not because they're terrified, but because those things taste disgusting to them. I'm not afraid of bananas, but I still can't eat them without gagging. :shrug:

Start with plantain banana fries. Baby steps

SpaceGoatFarts
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I'm guessing lack of cookware. On the other hand the heat conductivity must be poo poo. He would have more luck heating straight in the can.

Or it's probably just drunk people.

SpaceGoatFarts
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Weed makes you eat pretty gross things. Like alcohol.

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Dickey Butts posted:

You've got a problem if you're eating alcohol.

Ed: or you're on, like, Pluto or something, iunno.




:colbert:

SpaceGoatFarts
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is that an apartment plant leaf to decorate the plate?

SpaceGoatFarts
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This is what I picture when I think American cheese

SpaceGoatFarts
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Roro posted:

Where is your pizza god now?




This is really a bad idea. The fries will get all soggy

SpaceGoatFarts
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Gridlocked posted:

What constitutes a good/real hotdog?

The best hotdog isn't a hotdog.

SpaceGoatFarts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zq-5mG51es

SpaceGoatFarts
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I know the lighting is really bad but the truffles in the last pics really made me want to see those plates in person.

SpaceGoatFarts
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Apple pie with cheddar looks good but I bet it doesn't top the pear and roquefort pie



e: that one is actually a pizza. No rules

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Tiggum posted:

Tonight's dinner.



I didn't want to go to the shops, so I just had a look at what was already in the house. Frozen vegetables, chicken nuggets, some grated cheese. Add some milk, herbs, garlic, tabasco. Good enough when I'm just cooking for myself.

You know you could have vastly improved this by simply frying the nuggets separately.

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Still Fluxing posted:



Feast your eyes on "the volcano pizza". It's a star-shaped pizza topped with ham, bacon, salami, french fries, salad, beef, bčarnaise sauce and garlic dressing.

Shaping it like a star of David isn't enough to make it kosher.

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EZipperelli posted:

Good to see Peter North got himself a girlfriend.

No, seriously, who the gently caress blows that big of a load?

If I remember right corn starch and water makes for an excellent porn food accessory

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SpaceGoatFarts
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Doritos are for gamers, it's normal to name that thing a Shepard pie.

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Data Graham posted:

I tricked myself into ordering a blood sausage sandwich for lunch

I ordered off the menu not knowing what "morcela" was, figured "it's food, how bad could it be"



I stand by my decision, but I do not think it will be repeated









oh god

Blood sausage is good but it sounds like a terrible idea to put one in a sandwich.

SpaceGoatFarts
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Get me a slice of bread with a nice layer of fresh salted butter straight from the farm and I'll eat it in no time.

But don't ever try to fool me with one of these disgusting vegetable-oil-based butter ersatz.

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What is cube shaped and that some people put in their soup?

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