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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

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The Australian bush is one step away from being kindling.
Why eat it raw when the materials to make fire are so plenty?

Id say eating it raw is the mark of a bad survivalist :colbert:.

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Feb 13, 2012

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The saddest Monte Cristo.




drat now I want a Hot Deli sandwich.

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im pooping! posted:

bennigans bro, I didn't realize a proper Monte Cristo was actually battered and deep fried.

I had a Bennigan's Monte Cristo once.
Lord only knows how I live to tell the tale.

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Feb 13, 2012

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big mean giraffe posted:

Frozen veggies can taste pretty good if properly steamed.

Yeah this is pretty much the only way to do frozen veg. A gentle steaming so it wont turn to mush.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Cumslut1895 posted:

sausages in buns

The sausages dont sound like a bad idea but the buns make it bad.
I'd imagine the sausages should some kind of heavily spiced coarse fatty sausage to keep that entire thing moist.

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Feb 13, 2012

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IS that a Bunny Chow dessert.

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PCOS Bill posted:

Well done is the only proper steak.

I used to think this way till I tried rarer steaks.
Now it depends on the cut.
Rib-eye? Oh you better believe it's medium-rare.
A prime filet: Always rare.

Still Can't/Won't eat anything blue though.


It really does depend on how much fat and connective tissue is on there. Some cuts are just not made for being eaten rare, like chuck.





All steak pales in the face of good brisket though.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Well I did try a beef tataki once and it was divine so carpaccio Id' definitely go for.
Raw ground beef though I dont think so.

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PCOS Bill posted:

Have you ever worked in a kitchen?

If you do you'd better use fresh eggs.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Tiramisu.

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NLJP posted:

Plenty, there's quite a few Jains out there and they are exclusive vegans (and also don't eat roots, so no onions, garlic or potato)

Much of south india doesn't cook with very much fat, it's really north india and pakistan that does. That's still generalising though, considering how huge and varied India is.

Well yeah India is damned huge.
Even Pakistan which is quite smaller has significant regional differences. Mostly due to India and Pakistan being incredibly diverse in all manners cultural, ethnic, linguistic and religious.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Would. All of them. No hesitation.


Not all at once though

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pandaK posted:

No issues with quality milk chocolate, but really any good milk chocolate I've had could have been enhanced if it was dark chocolate

Sometimes you just want a creamy taste that lasts and lasts.
Even very good dark choc I find to be too thin and watery sometimes and I just lust for some smooth choc.

But yeah the baseline for good choc here in the UK: Green and Blacks.
It's good chocolate you find literally everywhere here and they make a damned good dark, 70 and 85%.

Should we just rename this thread to PYF Food?




Speaking of Fondant and Fondant like things:
Marzipan is an affront to nature.

And especially:
gently caress dark chocolate marzipans.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Tree Goat posted:

Please do not resist the officers of the Interpol Food Crimes Unit (sponsored by Niederegger) as they converge on your location and take you to Bad Food Opinions Jail.

I sense deep bias and corruption in their offices.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Wasabi the J posted:

Go full rainbow sherbet: orange strawberry and lime.


Not enough colors make a 7 tier cake
R Strawberry
O Orange
Y Pineapple
G Lime
B Blueberry
I Fig
V Plum

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Feb 13, 2012

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اكلها بدون ما افكر

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Feb 13, 2012

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Just cheese:
Eat cheese and drink wine.


Haute couture gastro hack

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Feb 13, 2012

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CannonFodder posted:

Cheez Whiz and MD20/20 for the fellas.

Pasteurized Processed Cheddar Cheese Product and Black Booster Whisky.

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

I have gazed into the void and bring gifts...



Oooh Edible dirt (fancy way to say ground-up muesli/granola), Groundcherry, mint and what seems to be applesauce.
(personally I'd go the full mile and make the pot edible as well.)

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Dickey Butts posted:

I'm sorry that Louisiana hot sauce exists. If you want salt vinegar and peppers in white people flavors, it's the superior choice. In all honesty though eat what you like, man. It's a big world, and some of us apparently want pickle Popsicles.

Do you wanna know a secret?
There's a hot sauce that goes amazing with shawermas, falafel, basically any Arabic wrap sandwiches.

It's Louisiana hot sauce. Cuts right through that fat from the meat and tahina.
preferably Crystal.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Aerosolized scrambled eggs, sous vide bacon, tomato soup cubes(made with Alginate gelling agent) served with simulated black pudding and unbaked edamame beans.

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"And in around 3 minutes the Bacterial colony should have reproduced enough to produce an edible mass"

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Minarchist posted:


laughable content:




Yeah but do this to Asparagus with hollandaise and suddenly it's 'correct high class plating'

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bathroomrage posted:

We have something like that around where I live only you cut out the greens and white sauce for chicken and mozzarella sticks and fold it in half like some kind of hosed-up calzone. Also the fries are cajun for some reason.

Cape Cod is hosed up.

I ate en entire one by myself once and would do again.

It doesn't look good, will never look good.
But in the twilight of the setting moon it is the only thing that will satisfy the hunger of a good night's revelry.

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Zanael posted:

Why not just eat a goddamn salad, no need to disgrace a perfectly fine crust, this is heresy.

If there is no green on your pizzer it is an abomination.

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ACES CURE PLANES posted:

I once knew a person who'd put a dash of salt on most sweets he tried, up to and including starburst.

Some people. :shrug:

Dash of salt on sweets is a good thing.
It's what makes salted caramel so damned good.

For reals it's great. throw a bit of salt into your milk tea and suddenly it tastes divine.

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AlbieQuirky posted:

It's an overripe banana mixed with textured soy protein, stevia, and cinnamon. :derp:

:siren: :siren:
Stevia is anti-food in the first place. The worst sweetener.

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Kakairo posted:

Look at you, being all wrong and stuff.

I'll take stevia over any of the other fake sugars, it's the only one that doesn't leave me with a terrible aftertaste.

Stevia has this weird metallic-bitter aftertaste and the strangest cooling effect.
It's just weird. Sweeteners are weird.

I had this month long period where I just used stevia, but then when I went back to regular sugar everything was just better.
Really I feel for people who cant have sugar but really if you are having sugar in amounts that force you to use sweeteners to avoid added calories you should really have less sugar.

This coming from a great big tub of lard

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cash crab posted:

Posted with caption: If my family taught me anything, it’s how to grill a steak. Medium rare, no steak sauce needed. #wifematerial



I see this dish is locally sourced.

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Pray you never eat a plate of this.

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Mans best friend and appetizer.

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Actually Id say its on par with a UK maccys.
The only plus is that five guys tend to be licensed so you can have lager with your burg.

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It's not that five guys isn't a good burg: theyre decent. It''s just I've been spoiled on burgers, what with a local dedicated top notch burg place that is also a pub*.



Actually also Free house so their entire tap beer line up rotates.

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Feb 13, 2012

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The best franchise burger I had is Elevation Burger.



But the beat goddamn burger I had was from a place called Bugerry.

Two words:


Wagyu burger.

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Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

This is pretty true. I was a vegan for like half a decade and the worst thing was visiting someone's house for a holiday meal or something and having to choke down X-Loaf because they bought it just for me and I know that poo poo is expensive.

Unless you've got a shitload of time and money to invest in finding and cooking your food, most of what you end up eating is processed-to-hell, molded, frozen chemical slurries whose cooking instructions are microwave-only. Salads get old fast.

Unless youre Jain Vegan, there's a world of choice.
Like you're gonna have a staple to eat any how, what ever diet you have, Potatoes, eggplants, courgette, gourds, rice, Cabbage.

Seed/nut and Fruit vegans are laughable.
Mainly because they're slowly killing themselves with all that fat and simple sugars.

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Feb 13, 2012

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Ya'lls missin Tahina in your falafel.

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Picnic Princess posted:

Hahaha that's so pretentious.

Well some of it is taking good old tried and proven food science, scaling it down to the kitchen and presenting it better than pouring it out of warmed can would. But a lot of it is 'How can I make $everyday_food_item into a foam/gel/globule/slime"

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Feb 13, 2012

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quote:


Ooooooh man Rilettes are TOTALLY MY SHIIIIIT.

Or it could be a pate and still be good I guess.
Yeah its probably pate.




I want rilettes now.

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BetterToRuleInHell posted:

Yeah, with the exception of that greasy torilla chip-looking thing in the bowl in the last picture, that looks like regular mexican food.


Here's the secret ingredient to mexican food -- garbage meat.

Give me chicken hearts, cow tongue, cow stomach, intestine, all of it. Throw it in a soup or a taco and it's all good.

Is aversion to organ meats and offal in America common at all?
Because sometime i see this 'WEEEIRD FOOD' and im like yeah thats my dinner.

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CannonFodder posted:

At least the "wagyu" beef was just a regular choice or select NY strip. Real wagyu would be as marbled as the salami.

Yup.
I think that was an elaborate troll.

OR the guy got ripped the hell off.

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