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Seriously, onions are like, the staple cooking ingredient. They're incredibly versatile, and the flavor compliments just about everything savory. Hell, most things I cook on the regular involve sauteeing a bunch of onion as the first step.
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axolotl farmer posted:pah thai without peanuts, noodles, fish sauce, garlic or chilies Or egg. The saddest Pad Thai  I've talked about this in other threads, but my boyfriend's mom has become really, really, cultishly into being an Oil-Free Paleo Vegan since she retired a couple years ago, and she shares poo poo like this on Facebook all the time. As you might imagine, going out to eat with her is a nightmare.
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I'm as critical of America as anyone, but it makes me really sad that people in other countries think all our bread is Wonderbread
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grumplestiltzkin posted:ar... are there good turds Civet coffee, supposedly
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That looks really tasty and fun to eat, though.
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May 10, 2015 05:10
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PubicMice posted:Whatever they are, this is probably against them. Would.
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May 17, 2015 04:14
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That little design is supposed to be a pawprint, I think. It may actually be a cake for a dog.
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May 24, 2015 23:55
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There's a place around here that does pizza fries. Our table of four very stoned people ordered some as an appetizer, and we couldn't make it halfway through. Not that it wasn't good, everyone loved it for the first few bites, but it was the single heaviest thing I've ever eaten and it got pretty nauseating pretty fast.
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May 25, 2015 23:45
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S'mores are actually pretty crap, it's sitting around a campfire that's the fun part.
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Jun 2, 2015 00:26
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The halal market by me has a lot of stuff that fits that description. Different kinds of chikki, maybe? Sesame chikki is the best, even if it looks more like cheap building material than candy. Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 21:59 on Jun 2, 2015 |
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Jun 2, 2015 21:56
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I made banana bread with super-dark chocolate, and it was delicious. The bananas I used were waaay overripe, and it kinda helped cut the sweetness in an interesting way.
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Jun 4, 2015 05:22
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Minarch posted:yeah, but who would listen to mariachi speed metal? Danny Trejo, probably.
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Jun 7, 2015 04:15
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:
Commercially flavored vodkas are universally nasty, but a drink with fresh grapefruit and jalapeno would probably be drat tasty.
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Jun 9, 2015 05:35
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Jun 23, 2015 05:41
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Rickycat posted:Is that Capn Crunch in applejuice? My family used to do that when we had no milk (we were p poor) Once, when fairly high, I poured myself a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios only to find we were out of milk. However, we did have apple cider, so I thought what the hell. Big mistake. Even with serious munchies, I could only manage a few bites before I threw the whole mess out. Neither thing is overly sweet on it's own, but combining the two made something so incredibly cloying it actually made my lips pucker.
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cowboythreespeech posted:
No pictures, but when I was in art school (  ) I knew a girl who made a very realistic baby-shaped loaf of bread for a final project. She put it in a crib, then set a bunch of feeder mice at it. Incredibly disturbing, and the building had a mouse problem for years afterwards.
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Frog Act posted:
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ErIog posted:The part of me that likes art appreciates the visuals. The part of me that thinks about consuming it for sustenance is weeping somewhere in a dark closet. That basically describes Hannibal in a nutshell. Dude's doing American Gods next. The fertility goddess scene, if done right, could add a whole new dimension to anti-food porn. Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 04:32 on Jul 9, 2015 |
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cash crab posted:Before I moved in with my boyfriend, dinner often consisted of things like: half a box of Triscuits; a large fries from McDonalds (which was cold); a bag of spinach; gummy bears, etc. Now I'm too embarrassed to be so self-neglectful which is pretty dumb because he still buys burritos from 7-11 when he's drunk so I doubt he'd care. We're both almost 30 and went to college. There is no age limit on eating like a five year old. Last time my boyfriend was out of town, I had potato chips and lovely hummus for dinner two nights in a row. I almost felt hungover afterwards, and was pretty ashamed of myself, but buying real food would have required putting on pants. Not to mention, actually cooking would have meant washing dishes afterwards, and that just did not go with the disgustingly lazy weekend I had planned for myself.
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Jul 18, 2015 23:58
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I feel like I just saw someone's suicide note 
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Vlasics are trash. You want a good pickle-sicle (or just pickle in general), you go Claussen.
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VendaGoat posted:Call me Claussen 
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Jul 24, 2015 02:32
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I have to admit, I was the slightest bit disappointed when I went to a funeral in rural Wisconsin and the food at the reception afterwards was all relatively healthy. If there was ever a time to try that sort of thing, that was it.
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Grease Friends? Irish Nuggets? Potato Pegs?
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Jul 28, 2015 05:36
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Efexeye posted:and the classic "Mommy Surprise" which we only learned in high school the Marines used to call "poo poo on a Shingle": My mom is not from the Midwest, and was generally a really great, healthy cook. Except for this revolting dinner she made sometimes that was ground beef, cream of mushroom soup, onions, and canned corn. She called it Hamburger and Corn, and everyone hated it but her. This picture brought back terrible, terrible memories. I think my brother actually cried once when he was told that was what we were having for dinner.
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Jul 28, 2015 05:51
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CzarChasm posted:Funeral Potatoes, my friend. It is pure, refined comfort food, because nothing absorbs the blow of losing a loved one quite like starch and carbs and fat. You missed out. It's like making a pillow in your stomach for your broken heart to fall onto. For gently caress's sake, though, what kind of Midwestern Lutheran churchladies put together a nice salad and sandwich luncheon? I said goodbye to both my grandma and my one shot at eating funeral potatoes on that day.
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Jul 28, 2015 22:01
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Probably would, but probably not from Long John Silver's.
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Jul 28, 2015 22:19
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Pastry of the Year posted:I bless the Edit: did someone actually waste a piece of meat making milk steak for the internet? And is it boiled over hard?
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Jul 30, 2015 01:07
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It's Always Sunny has given us many fine culinary moments: Sadly, most of the internet rum ham attempts look not terrible.
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I just hope these new flavors don't make the wasabi ginger Lay's go away, they're probably my favorite chips after the elusive Herr's cheddar horseradish. Snacks that clear out your sinuses are the best snacks.
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Jul 31, 2015 22:57
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Plinkey posted:There is one true chip flavor: I feel like city pride should make me agree with you, but the wasabi ginger Lay's really are something special. And I've never found Old Bay to be as great as people make it out to be.
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Jul 31, 2015 23:19
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Wait, cash crab had a son? Or are you the sentient indigestion she got from eating things for this thread?
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Aug 5, 2015 05:24
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I drink soda water with cucumber all day every day. I might give asparagus water a shot, but not for six bucks a bottle.
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Wanamingo posted:Maximize your efficiency instead. I rarely drink flavored soda, but I would drink the hell out of all those. I may be broken.
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I infused gin with lavender last summer, it owned. I think I might be part bee.
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Aug 5, 2015 15:29
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I have a Sodastream, a jar of used frying oil I keep meaning to get rid of, and some powdered sugar. Pretty sure combining the three would replicate the taste, but I don't want to die.
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Aug 6, 2015 21:57
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Maybe he's trying to beat the world record for goldfish swallowing and she's helping him train. I think it's nice when couples support each other's dreams 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:It's like someone went to Denny's and ordered a Tom Waits song on a plate The Tom Waits plate is actually just a glass of cheap whiskey and a side of nails. Not sure what that sad photo is.
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tribbledirigible posted:Uh, a Filipino Box spring hog is the opposite of anti-food porn. The Hell Broke Luce, on the other hand...
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